Clifton "theRidGE" Church
theridge.bsky.social
Clifton "theRidGE" Church
@theridge.bsky.social
A punk rock Mister Rodgers, and recovering edgelord, with gamer geek cred and more ideas than ways to implement them.
It just struck me how ironic it is for the current administration to allow SNAP benefits to go unfunded the same month as our national holiday about how when our earliest white settlers struggled, the native people shared their harvest, helping us through a hard time.
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
@rockstargames.com Please consider Liberty City in the 1980's for GTA7. You've already done the "80's thing" with Vice City, so there's no reason not to do it again, and you tell make a fantasy story where media company buys the mayor off to clean up Star Junction for tourism.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wife watching Blues Clues with daughter: I'm surprised mailboxes can have birthdays, but sure.

Me: I mean, they usually prefer "manufacturing date", but of course they do.
September 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Theoretically, how would one state "become Canadian"? Would the governor have to phone up Canadia's President and negotiate some sort of deal? Asking for a friend.
September 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Look, this could go really good or really bad, but I would love to see @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on @tomscott.com's Reverse Trivia. I don't know Brennan's depth of trivia knowledge, but he seems well versed enough in a wide berth of topics to keep up, and the energy will be interesting.
July 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
@steveshives.bsky.social I ask jokingly, but in light of the whole Paramount/CBS/Colbert/Trump settlement fiasco, have you considered a series where you explore other Sci-Fi shows from the lens of a wayward Trekkie? Might be worthwhile considering the moment.
July 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I look forward to the day 'Tech Bro' is used in the same way as 'Robber Baron' is for the capitalistic ones who destroyed an economy for personal profit in their respective historical moment.
July 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My contribution to #NoKings: Most people define the idiom "free reign" as 'giving someone the freedom to rule over you as a king or other emperor. That's not even the correct spelling of the idiom.
June 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
@aoc.bsky.social as a gamer, please watch this video about Russian propaganda game being sold on an American company's store: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhNk...
Valve Forced Into Legal Nightmare, Devs Are "Gloating"
YouTube video by Bellular News
www.youtube.com
June 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The funny thing about 'alpha male' BS? They're all about being alphas or betas, and here I am being a grown-ass adult in the digital age trying to fully upgrade to version 5.0.
1.0: Baby & Toddler
2.0: Kid
3.0: Adolescent
4.0: Adult
5.0: Emotionally Mature Adult
June 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A quick reminder that if our potatoless dictator is impeached and removed from office, the person who wrote the forward for Project 2025 becomes POTUS. That feels a lot like seeing a live grenade and throwing away the pin.
June 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
If Rockstar knows what they're doing, I'll be able to drive a Nikola Electrotruck about 50 feet before parts start falling off, and the Pay & Spray won't be willing to repair it for me.

Satire.
May 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
That moment you realize that the muskrat is the second person to total Nikola Tesla's good name in the public consciousness.
May 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Civil War II: 2 Civil 2 War

That's the punchline. I'm too tired to think of the joke.
May 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I asked Google Gemini to "show me a picture of Chuck Norris without a beard" and it failed to. Not because it understood jokes, but because of the guidelines prohibiting it from making pictures of exact people in any regard.
April 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I look forward to the generation of content creators who get to explore our current top end amusement parks in 50 years when they close during this upcoming depression.

"Here we have the main entrance of Six Flags: Great Adventure. Opening as Great Adventure in the summer of 1974, they were..."
April 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don't understand why so many like to see themselves as alphas or betas. I'm personally on version 3.0 already, so still being pre-release so late in life is worrying.
April 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Silly idea: a sincere conspiracy.

You know those moments of positivity that get shared virally online nowadays? If you ever find yourself in one of those moments, get everyone to destroy all audio/video capture of it, but still be very vocal about it happening, maybe with a hashtag.
April 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
April 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
@darkviper.au No shame for yes, but have you been using AI generation for elements in your thumbnails? The most recent Chaos thumbnail feels most AI, but it looks like you've had some AI touching for months. Either that, or you use the same filters AI does. Content is still enjoyable, nonetheless.
April 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Am I crazy, or would a rogue-light inspired TTRPG using the style of gameplay presented in Dimension 20's Never Stop Blowing Up be perfect? Every VHS you start with D4's, but each new run you have powers that make the early game easier and get into the action quicker? I think there's gold here.
April 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I look forward to welcoming @booker.senate.gov to the race for Democratic Nominee for President of the United States in 2028.
April 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Do any developers want to try and develop a compiler that can compile C++ code into legal jargon? I'm ready to give up on lawyers' ability to write loophole-free laws. That's like if Steve Jackson allowed rule lawyers to write the rules for Munchkin.
April 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Look, Nintendo, if there is one single ask I make of you, which will help sell sooooooo many Switch 2's it is this:

Please let me officially sideload Moonlight on it.

Most my gaming is PC, but I like your consoles for your games, but I'd use the hardware more with Moonlight...
April 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I want to make a stock trading platform intended for gamers that want to invest in the game makers they like through the stock market, and then keep them up to date with the business news of their companies so they can leverage their stock ownership to voice their opinion on what they want.
April 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM