Dr. M the Science Femme
@thesciencefemme.bsky.social
🧠 Neuroscience PhD & former Professor 👩🏫
🧪Teaching you USEFUL SCIENCE for real life
💁🏼♀️Girl Genius, Loudmouth, Practicing Bisexual
✨ Facts | Feminism | Fashion
Patreon.com/drmthesciencefemme 💕
🧪Teaching you USEFUL SCIENCE for real life
💁🏼♀️Girl Genius, Loudmouth, Practicing Bisexual
✨ Facts | Feminism | Fashion
Patreon.com/drmthesciencefemme 💕
Pinned
📲 Meta has no idea what to do with my content, and to be fair, that’s because it’s truly confounding to the general population:
I’m a Neuroscience PhD 🧠 who makes entertaining science videos that are actually USEFUL in real life 👩🔬 …and I do it… in various states of (fashionable) undress. 👙🧵
I’m a Neuroscience PhD 🧠 who makes entertaining science videos that are actually USEFUL in real life 👩🔬 …and I do it… in various states of (fashionable) undress. 👙🧵
I’m gonna be in #Instagram Jail for the rest of the month, huh
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I’m gonna be in #Instagram Jail for the rest of the month, huh
I’m officially *too* science-pilled because I just got a “So, we should hang out [at your place] soon, don’t you think…?” text and my immediate thought was,
“Short-term mating strategy 😒”
“Short-term mating strategy 😒”
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I’m officially *too* science-pilled because I just got a “So, we should hang out [at your place] soon, don’t you think…?” text and my immediate thought was,
“Short-term mating strategy 😒”
“Short-term mating strategy 😒”
One of the coolest photoshoots I’ve ever done. Here’s a preview of the *49 photo set* ‼️‼️ now up on my Patreon! 👩🎨
Viewer beware of Lovecraftian horror and a jump scare or two 😜
First time working with @vaskuka.photo & @janakazimir with photo assist (and real estate 😛) by @karina.inmob
Viewer beware of Lovecraftian horror and a jump scare or two 😜
First time working with @vaskuka.photo & @janakazimir with photo assist (and real estate 😛) by @karina.inmob
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
One of the coolest photoshoots I’ve ever done. Here’s a preview of the *49 photo set* ‼️‼️ now up on my Patreon! 👩🎨
Viewer beware of Lovecraftian horror and a jump scare or two 😜
First time working with @vaskuka.photo & @janakazimir with photo assist (and real estate 😛) by @karina.inmob
Viewer beware of Lovecraftian horror and a jump scare or two 😜
First time working with @vaskuka.photo & @janakazimir with photo assist (and real estate 😛) by @karina.inmob
Maybe if I tell my mom that every time she calls, I stress eat— you know, put it in fatphobic terms she’ll understand— she’ll finally leave me alone
October 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Maybe if I tell my mom that every time she calls, I stress eat— you know, put it in fatphobic terms she’ll understand— she’ll finally leave me alone
Please NEVER rely on AI search result summaries.
PLEASE
…
That is the temperature on the surface of the
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PLEASE
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That is the temperature on the surface of the
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October 28, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Please NEVER rely on AI search result summaries.
PLEASE
…
That is the temperature on the surface of the
S U N
PLEASE
…
That is the temperature on the surface of the
S U N
It’s been a while since we visited with the ✨ Fashion ✨portion of my bio.
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏’𝒔 𝑨𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏’𝒔 𝑨𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It’s been a while since we visited with the ✨ Fashion ✨portion of my bio.
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏’𝒔 𝑨𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏’𝒔 𝑨𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓
If you see a “fellow leftist” picking apart your words:
I think bots&paid instigators are trying to waste our time & divide us….
I think bots&paid instigators are trying to waste our time & divide us….
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you see a “fellow leftist” picking apart your words:
I think bots&paid instigators are trying to waste our time & divide us….
I think bots&paid instigators are trying to waste our time & divide us….
This one’s for the millennial girls. Everyone else can skip ⚠️
I find the Justin Trudeau x Katy Perry thing so hilarious because she’s America’s most cringe A-lister (can’t remember the last time she DIDN’T miss. She’s ALL misses) …
I find the Justin Trudeau x Katy Perry thing so hilarious because she’s America’s most cringe A-lister (can’t remember the last time she DIDN’T miss. She’s ALL misses) …
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This one’s for the millennial girls. Everyone else can skip ⚠️
I find the Justin Trudeau x Katy Perry thing so hilarious because she’s America’s most cringe A-lister (can’t remember the last time she DIDN’T miss. She’s ALL misses) …
I find the Justin Trudeau x Katy Perry thing so hilarious because she’s America’s most cringe A-lister (can’t remember the last time she DIDN’T miss. She’s ALL misses) …
The only person from my high school with more Instagram followers than me RUNS AN AI-ENHANCED IDF SOLDIER ZIONIST FET*SH ACCOUNT and this CANNNOTTTTTTTT
STANDDDDD
STANDDDDD
October 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The only person from my high school with more Instagram followers than me RUNS AN AI-ENHANCED IDF SOLDIER ZIONIST FET*SH ACCOUNT and this CANNNOTTTTTTTT
STANDDDDD
STANDDDDD
#HouseHusband is basically reparations
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
#HouseHusband is basically reparations
Help: We need a name for the new genre of influencer that equates to the role & status philosophers used to hold in society
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Help: We need a name for the new genre of influencer that equates to the role & status philosophers used to hold in society
Life tips:
Cook with a vessel that’s bigger than you think you need it to be (less mess)
Eat out of a vessel that’s smaller than you think you need it to be (portion control)
Cook with a vessel that’s bigger than you think you need it to be (less mess)
Eat out of a vessel that’s smaller than you think you need it to be (portion control)
October 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Life tips:
Cook with a vessel that’s bigger than you think you need it to be (less mess)
Eat out of a vessel that’s smaller than you think you need it to be (portion control)
Cook with a vessel that’s bigger than you think you need it to be (less mess)
Eat out of a vessel that’s smaller than you think you need it to be (portion control)
WHATTTTTTT is it about Brooklyn that makes all the most toxic, hypocritical, morally TWISTED, performative “leftists” decide they should all be COMMUNITY LEADERS
???????
PUT DOWN THE MICROPHONE, QUEENS
You’re just RE-ENACTING predatory PATRIARCHY in a PURPLE LEATHER MONOKINI
???????
PUT DOWN THE MICROPHONE, QUEENS
You’re just RE-ENACTING predatory PATRIARCHY in a PURPLE LEATHER MONOKINI
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
WHATTTTTTT is it about Brooklyn that makes all the most toxic, hypocritical, morally TWISTED, performative “leftists” decide they should all be COMMUNITY LEADERS
???????
PUT DOWN THE MICROPHONE, QUEENS
You’re just RE-ENACTING predatory PATRIARCHY in a PURPLE LEATHER MONOKINI
???????
PUT DOWN THE MICROPHONE, QUEENS
You’re just RE-ENACTING predatory PATRIARCHY in a PURPLE LEATHER MONOKINI
PSA: the goal of communication is to create SHARED UNDERSTANDING.
If you expect someone’s communication to be PERFORMATIVE, you’re an a**hole.
If you expect someone’s communication to be UNREALISTICALLY FLAWLESS, you’re [probably] abusive.
If you expect someone’s communication to be PERFORMATIVE, you’re an a**hole.
If you expect someone’s communication to be UNREALISTICALLY FLAWLESS, you’re [probably] abusive.
October 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
PSA: the goal of communication is to create SHARED UNDERSTANDING.
If you expect someone’s communication to be PERFORMATIVE, you’re an a**hole.
If you expect someone’s communication to be UNREALISTICALLY FLAWLESS, you’re [probably] abusive.
If you expect someone’s communication to be PERFORMATIVE, you’re an a**hole.
If you expect someone’s communication to be UNREALISTICALLY FLAWLESS, you’re [probably] abusive.
If you’ve been struggling with figuring out what you want to do with your life.. my advice is to look at the thing you’ve been doing your whole life
The verbs:
Connecting?
Helping?
Observing?
Organizing?
Mediating?
Translating?
Making?
Lean all the way into that&see if it can contribute to society
The verbs:
Connecting?
Helping?
Observing?
Organizing?
Mediating?
Translating?
Making?
Lean all the way into that&see if it can contribute to society
October 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
If you’ve been struggling with figuring out what you want to do with your life.. my advice is to look at the thing you’ve been doing your whole life
The verbs:
Connecting?
Helping?
Observing?
Organizing?
Mediating?
Translating?
Making?
Lean all the way into that&see if it can contribute to society
The verbs:
Connecting?
Helping?
Observing?
Organizing?
Mediating?
Translating?
Making?
Lean all the way into that&see if it can contribute to society
Intersectionality is so AHEIWOEKEOSHASFK because what do you MEAN I need to make a video about dog training in <60 seconds & don’t have time to mention PATRIARCHY, DOMINATION, and also VIOLATION OF CONSENT BOUNDARIES AS A WHOLE CULTURAL ETHOS
October 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Intersectionality is so AHEIWOEKEOSHASFK because what do you MEAN I need to make a video about dog training in <60 seconds & don’t have time to mention PATRIARCHY, DOMINATION, and also VIOLATION OF CONSENT BOUNDARIES AS A WHOLE CULTURAL ETHOS
Professor Roxane Gay, PhD, HITSSSSSSSS in this interview, summarizing basically all my thoughts about “violence as a last resort,” and “incivility” in response to oppression.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYtA...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYtA...
Roxane Gay and Alex Wagner Debate Trump and Civility In 2025
YouTube video by Pod Save America
m.youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Professor Roxane Gay, PhD, HITSSSSSSSS in this interview, summarizing basically all my thoughts about “violence as a last resort,” and “incivility” in response to oppression.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYtA...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYtA...
I feel like I need to construct a Museum of Male Fragility.
The exhibits are overcrowding my screenshots folder 😣
The exhibits are overcrowding my screenshots folder 😣
October 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I feel like I need to construct a Museum of Male Fragility.
The exhibits are overcrowding my screenshots folder 😣
The exhibits are overcrowding my screenshots folder 😣
I have moved on from “Fuck the Patriarchy” and ascended to “Bring on the Matriarchy”
October 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I have moved on from “Fuck the Patriarchy” and ascended to “Bring on the Matriarchy”
This is the only #educationaluse of a meme format that hasn't made me want to pluck out my eyeballs
September 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
This is the only #educationaluse of a meme format that hasn't made me want to pluck out my eyeballs
Almost 32 years old no kids but I just had to teach my dog “lying is bad”
😵💫
😵💫
September 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Almost 32 years old no kids but I just had to teach my dog “lying is bad”
😵💫
😵💫
Y’all are so afraid of being parasocial with someone on the internet but THIS IS WHERE I LIVE
September 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Y’all are so afraid of being parasocial with someone on the internet but THIS IS WHERE I LIVE
I only got a 4 on the AP US History exam but somehow now I feel like a history genius compared to almost everyone else 🫥🫥🫥
September 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I only got a 4 on the AP US History exam but somehow now I feel like a history genius compared to almost everyone else 🫥🫥🫥
My longshot/longterm #politicalpredictions for the US:
Progression of Fascism to the point it transcends to affecting the everyday lives of white people
⬇️
Civil War (with optional World involvement)
⬇️
Amended constitution for a multi-party parliamentary system
OR
Balkanize
Progression of Fascism to the point it transcends to affecting the everyday lives of white people
⬇️
Civil War (with optional World involvement)
⬇️
Amended constitution for a multi-party parliamentary system
OR
Balkanize
September 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
My longshot/longterm #politicalpredictions for the US:
Progression of Fascism to the point it transcends to affecting the everyday lives of white people
⬇️
Civil War (with optional World involvement)
⬇️
Amended constitution for a multi-party parliamentary system
OR
Balkanize
Progression of Fascism to the point it transcends to affecting the everyday lives of white people
⬇️
Civil War (with optional World involvement)
⬇️
Amended constitution for a multi-party parliamentary system
OR
Balkanize
It's both Hispanic Heritage Month ANDDD Bisexual Awareness Week at the same time
I theretofore declare today "International Seggz-Positive, Culturally Flavorful, Polyamorous Science Nerds with ADHD who Value Higher Education Day"
Happy ISPCFPSNAVHE Day to all who celebrate 🩷💜💙
I theretofore declare today "International Seggz-Positive, Culturally Flavorful, Polyamorous Science Nerds with ADHD who Value Higher Education Day"
Happy ISPCFPSNAVHE Day to all who celebrate 🩷💜💙
September 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's both Hispanic Heritage Month ANDDD Bisexual Awareness Week at the same time
I theretofore declare today "International Seggz-Positive, Culturally Flavorful, Polyamorous Science Nerds with ADHD who Value Higher Education Day"
Happy ISPCFPSNAVHE Day to all who celebrate 🩷💜💙
I theretofore declare today "International Seggz-Positive, Culturally Flavorful, Polyamorous Science Nerds with ADHD who Value Higher Education Day"
Happy ISPCFPSNAVHE Day to all who celebrate 🩷💜💙