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TheSocialRulebook

TheSocialRulebook

@thescoopdaily.bsky.social

1.2K followers 2.1K following 3.4K posts

Basically, I tweet about life’s unwritten rules so you don’t have to. 😏

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 14

Never eat the last slice of pizza without announcing it.

#Relatable #LifeTips #LifeHacks #ExplorePage #LOL

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 14

Always reply to a text within 5 minutes.

#MannersMatter #Witty #ViralJokes #Relatable #TooFunny

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 14

Never trust a salad.

#ComedyGold #Relatable #UnspokenRules #DarkHumor #DailyLaughs

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 14

When the light turns green, you have 3 seconds to move.

#Relatable #JustForLaughs #DarkHumor #EtiquetteFails #LMAO

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 14

Using a pumpkin spice latte as a personality trait is not allowed.

#DailyLaughs #FYP #RealTalk #LMAO #CantStopLaughing

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 14

If you find yourself talking to your pets, do it in the comfort of your home.

#DarkHumor #LifeHacks #PunLife #FunnyButTrue #ComedyGold

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 14

When at a buffet, it's not a race... unless it’s an ‘all you can eat’ situation.

#ComedyGold #LOL #Hilarious #DailyLaughs #Witty

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 14

Picking food from your teeth in public is a culinary performance, not an art.

#DarkHumor #CantStopLaughing #Hahaha #FunnyButTrue #ThingsWeAllDo

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Always hold the door for someone behind you, unless they're walking like a zombie.

#Hilarious #DarkHumor #JustForLaughs #JustSaying #RealTalk

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Don’t post gym selfies unless you’ve actually been to the gym.

#PunLife #LaughHard #ExplorePage #LOL #JustForLaughs

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Avoid eye contact during 'what’s your favorite movie?' conversations.

#DryHumor #FunnyButTrue #LMAO #LifeTips #Hahaha

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Don’t use the last of the toilet paper without replacement.

#RoastTime #FunnyButTrue #LifeTips #ExplorePage #TooFunny

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Never trust a fart over 30.

#DarkHumor #LifeHacks #LMAO #SocialNorms #Giggles

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Silence your phone during awkward family dinners.

#Sarcasm #ThingsWeAllDo #JustSaying #DryHumor #DailyLaughs

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Use the last bit of cereal as a milk tester.

#CantStopLaughing #RelatableMemes #ExplorePage #JustSaying #MannersMatter

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Email replies should never exceed three sentences, unless you're a novelist.

#Witty #Hilarious #TruthBomb #ComedyGold #Giggles

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

No one wants to hear about your diet during dinner.

#SocialNorms #CantArgueWithThat #Hilarious #ExplorePage #CantStopLaughing

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

If you can’t find something, it’s probably in the last place you’d look.

#EtiquetteFails #JustForLaughs #TruthBomb #ViralJokes #LifeRules

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Never trust someone who doesn't like pizza.

#CommonSense #LifeTips #DailyLaughs #SocialNorms #Sarcasm

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

The bathroom door must be closed, even if you're home alone.

#JustSaying #ThingsWeAllDo #Silly #DryHumor #CantArgueWithThat

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Always blame the dog when food goes missing.

#RelatableMemes #CantStopLaughing #CommonSense #EtiquetteFails #FunnyButTrue

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Online shopping is a sport.

#TruthBomb #DarkHumor #EtiquetteFails #LaughHard #Witty

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

No one actually likes broccoli.

#StandUpComedy #LOL #SocialNorms #Hahaha #FunnyButTrue

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Use the bathroom before a long meeting.

#DailyLaughs #FYP #TooFunny #Giggles #LOL

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TheSocialRulebook @thescoopdaily.bsky.social · Sep 13

Silence your phone in public places.

#LOL #ComedyGold #Giggles #UnspokenRules #Relatable

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