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Hallmark Channel Releases Seven New Holiday Movies
Hallmark Channel Releases Seven New Holiday Movies
The Hallmark Channel has released its upcoming holiday movie schedule which includes several new holiday movies.
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December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hallmark Channel Releases Seven New Holiday Movies
Expert Offers Seven Winter Holiday Costume Ideas
Expert Offers Seven Winter Holiday Costume Ideas
To assist those still in need of a costume, The Scoop News has surveyed a leading holiday expert and gathered a list of fresh and fun costume ideas.
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December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Expert Offers Seven Winter Holiday Costume Ideas
Amazon Warehouse Workers to Get Extra Diaper as Holiday Bonus
Amazon Warehouse Workers to Get Extra Diaper as Holiday Bonus
Amazon warehouse workers across the country will be receiving a special bonus this holiday season in the form of one extra adult diaper.
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December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Amazon Warehouse Workers to Get Extra Diaper as Holiday Bonus
Santa Claus Switches Sleigh from Reindeer Power to Electric Power
Santa Claus Switches Sleigh from Reindeer Power to Electric Power
To help offset his carbon footprint, Santa Claus has announced that he has converted his sleigh from reindeer power to electric power.
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December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Santa Claus Switches Sleigh from Reindeer Power to Electric Power
Americans Now Allowed to Print Own Money
From the archive: WASHINGTON, D.C. – With the current economic crisis causing fears of a depression, Congress approved President Bush’s economic incentive plan that will allow American citizens the ability to print their own money.
From the archive: WASHINGTON, D.C. – With the current economic crisis causing fears of a depression, Congress approved President Bush’s economic incentive plan that will allow American citizens the ability to print their own money.
Americans Now Allowed to Print Own Money
Americans Now Allowed to Print Own Money
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December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Americans Now Allowed to Print Own Money
From the archive: WASHINGTON, D.C. – With the current economic crisis causing fears of a depression, Congress approved President Bush’s economic incentive plan that will allow American citizens the ability to print their own money.
From the archive: WASHINGTON, D.C. – With the current economic crisis causing fears of a depression, Congress approved President Bush’s economic incentive plan that will allow American citizens the ability to print their own money.
Long John Silver’s Buys Oil, Fish in Gulf of Mexico
From the archive: NEW ORLEANS, LA – American fast food company Long John Silver’s has secured exclusive fishing rights in the Gulf of Mexico as it hopes to capitalize on the recent oil spill.
From the archive: NEW ORLEANS, LA – American fast food company Long John Silver’s has secured exclusive fishing rights in the Gulf of Mexico as it hopes to capitalize on the recent oil spill.
Long John Silver’s Buys Oil, Fish in Gulf of Mexico
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December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Long John Silver’s Buys Oil, Fish in Gulf of Mexico
From the archive: NEW ORLEANS, LA – American fast food company Long John Silver’s has secured exclusive fishing rights in the Gulf of Mexico as it hopes to capitalize on the recent oil spill.
From the archive: NEW ORLEANS, LA – American fast food company Long John Silver’s has secured exclusive fishing rights in the Gulf of Mexico as it hopes to capitalize on the recent oil spill.
Local Man Serious About End-of-the-World Bucket List
From the archive: CASPER, WY – A local man told friends and family this week that he is ready to get serious about his bucket list.
From the archive: CASPER, WY – A local man told friends and family this week that he is ready to get serious about his bucket list.
Local Man Serious About End-of-the-World Bucket List
Local Man Serious About End-of-the-World Bucket List
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December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Local Man Serious About End-of-the-World Bucket List
From the archive: CASPER, WY – A local man told friends and family this week that he is ready to get serious about his bucket list.
From the archive: CASPER, WY – A local man told friends and family this week that he is ready to get serious about his bucket list.
Father Time Asked to Move End of the World Up
From the archive: SPACE, TIME – A petition has been delivered to Father Time requesting that the end of the world, currently scheduled for 2012, be moved forward.
From the archive: SPACE, TIME – A petition has been delivered to Father Time requesting that the end of the world, currently scheduled for 2012, be moved forward.
Father Time Asked to Move End of the World Up
Father Time Asked to Move End of the World Up
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December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Father Time Asked to Move End of the World Up
From the archive: SPACE, TIME – A petition has been delivered to Father Time requesting that the end of the world, currently scheduled for 2012, be moved forward.
From the archive: SPACE, TIME – A petition has been delivered to Father Time requesting that the end of the world, currently scheduled for 2012, be moved forward.
Families Agree to Ignore Last Six Months This Holiday
From the archive: WASHINGTON, DC – American families have unanimously agreed to ignore the last couple months and just enjoy a quiet thanksgiving dinner.
From the archive: WASHINGTON, DC – American families have unanimously agreed to ignore the last couple months and just enjoy a quiet thanksgiving dinner.
Families Agree to Ignore Last Six Months This Holiday
Families Agree to Ignore Last Six Months This Holiday
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November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Families Agree to Ignore Last Six Months This Holiday
From the archive: WASHINGTON, DC – American families have unanimously agreed to ignore the last couple months and just enjoy a quiet thanksgiving dinner.
From the archive: WASHINGTON, DC – American families have unanimously agreed to ignore the last couple months and just enjoy a quiet thanksgiving dinner.
CDC Reminds Americans COVID Still a Valid Excuse to Not Visit Family
CDC Reminds Americans COVID Still a Valid Excuse to Not Visit Family
Although severe cases and hospitalizations have decreased in recent months, scientists are the Center for Disease Control (CDC) say that COVID is still a valid excuse to not see relatives at Thanksgiv...
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November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
CDC Reminds Americans COVID Still a Valid Excuse to Not Visit Family
New Meat Alternative Turkeys Hitting the Shelves for Thanksgiving
New Meat Alternative Turkeys Hitting the Shelves for Thanksgiving.
Just in time for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, several new vegan turkey options have become available in grocery stores.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
New Meat Alternative Turkeys Hitting the Shelves for Thanksgiving
FDA to Require Companies to Declare if Food Contains Souls of Children
FDA to Require Companies to Declare if Food Contains Souls of Children
The United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has issued a new rule that requires companies to add a statement on product packaging declaring if the souls of children were used in a product.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
FDA to Require Companies to Declare if Food Contains Souls of Children
Qanon Revealed to be Mountain Dew Marketing Campaign
From the archive: WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking Post-Election revelation, the source of the mysterious Qanon conspiracy theory has been revealed to be the marketing team for the soft drink Mountain Dew.
From the archive: WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking Post-Election revelation, the source of the mysterious Qanon conspiracy theory has been revealed to be the marketing team for the soft drink Mountain Dew.
Qanon Revealed to be Mountain Dew Marketing Campaign
In a shocking Post-Election revelation, the source of the mysterious Qanon conspiracy theory has been revealed to be the marketing team for the soft drink Mountain Dew.
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November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Qanon Revealed to be Mountain Dew Marketing Campaign
From the archive: WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking Post-Election revelation, the source of the mysterious Qanon conspiracy theory has been revealed to be the marketing team for the soft drink Mountain Dew.
From the archive: WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking Post-Election revelation, the source of the mysterious Qanon conspiracy theory has been revealed to be the marketing team for the soft drink Mountain Dew.
New Theory Of Evolution: Man Comes From Cabbages
New Theory Of Evolution: Man Comes From Cabbages
New Theory Of Evolution: Man Comes From Cabbages
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November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
New Theory Of Evolution: Man Comes From Cabbages
New Preserve Opening for Displaced Big, Gay Bears
New Preserve Opening for Displaced Big, Gay Bears
New Preserve Opening for Displaced Big, Gay Bears
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November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New Preserve Opening for Displaced Big, Gay Bears
Kansas Schools Drop Math, Science
From the Archive: LAWRENCE, KS – Kansas State Education officials again shocked the education world this week by announcing that it will remove all Math, Science and Social studies related materials from its classrooms due to both moral and funding reasons.
From the Archive: LAWRENCE, KS – Kansas State Education officials again shocked the education world this week by announcing that it will remove all Math, Science and Social studies related materials from its classrooms due to both moral and funding reasons.
Kansas Schools Drop Math, Science
Kansas Schools Drop Math, Science
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November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Kansas Schools Drop Math, Science
From the Archive: LAWRENCE, KS – Kansas State Education officials again shocked the education world this week by announcing that it will remove all Math, Science and Social studies related materials from its classrooms due to both moral and funding reasons.
From the Archive: LAWRENCE, KS – Kansas State Education officials again shocked the education world this week by announcing that it will remove all Math, Science and Social studies related materials from its classrooms due to both moral and funding reasons.
NSA Access Permanent School Records
NSA Access Permanent School Records
NSA Access Permanent School Records
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November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
NSA Access Permanent School Records
Gambling Apps to Allow Users to Contact Athletes
Gambling Apps to Allow Users to Contact Athletes
Several of the largest sports betting apps will soon allow users to contact individual athletes directly through the app.
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November 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Gambling Apps to Allow Users to Contact Athletes
Teen Votes Band For President
From the Archive: PORTLAND, OR – In a demonstration against the American government and the election process, 18-year-old Jerold “Skinner” Watoski, decided not vote for any of the available Presidential candidates and instead wrote in his own candidate.
From the Archive: PORTLAND, OR – In a demonstration against the American government and the election process, 18-year-old Jerold “Skinner” Watoski, decided not vote for any of the available Presidential candidates and instead wrote in his own candidate.
Teen Votes Band For President
Teen Votes Band For President
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November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Teen Votes Band For President
From the Archive: PORTLAND, OR – In a demonstration against the American government and the election process, 18-year-old Jerold “Skinner” Watoski, decided not vote for any of the available Presidential candidates and instead wrote in his own candidate.
From the Archive: PORTLAND, OR – In a demonstration against the American government and the election process, 18-year-old Jerold “Skinner” Watoski, decided not vote for any of the available Presidential candidates and instead wrote in his own candidate.
Local Man Sings Total Bummer of a Song at Karaoke Night
Local Man Sings Total Bummer of a Song at Karaoke Night
A local man has ruined Karaoke night at a popular bar by singing a “total bummer of a song.”
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November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Local Man Sings Total Bummer of a Song at Karaoke Night
Scared Parents Plan to Make Halloween Safe
From the archive: OMAHA, NB – With suburban white fear at an all-time high, parents across the country are approaching Halloween differently this year, hoping to make sure nothing bad happens to their children.
From the archive: OMAHA, NB – With suburban white fear at an all-time high, parents across the country are approaching Halloween differently this year, hoping to make sure nothing bad happens to their children.
Scared Parents Plan to Make Halloween Safe
Scared Parents Plan to Make Halloween Safe
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October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Scared Parents Plan to Make Halloween Safe
From the archive: OMAHA, NB – With suburban white fear at an all-time high, parents across the country are approaching Halloween differently this year, hoping to make sure nothing bad happens to their children.
From the archive: OMAHA, NB – With suburban white fear at an all-time high, parents across the country are approaching Halloween differently this year, hoping to make sure nothing bad happens to their children.
Experts Offer Tips for Cheap, Fun, and Scary Halloween Costumes
Experts Offer Tips for Cheap, Fun, and Scary Halloween Costumes
With inflation and corporate greed raising costs of most goods, putting together a Halloween costume on a budget is a high priority for many this year.
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October 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Experts Offer Tips for Cheap, Fun, and Scary Halloween Costumes
Sign Placed In Street Instead of Parenting
Sign Placed In Street Instead of Parenting
Instead of parenting, a sign was placed on a local street asking drivers to watch for children.
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October 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sign Placed In Street Instead of Parenting
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Reunite, Announce Final Tour
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Reunite, Announce Final Tour
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have announced they are reuniting for one final world tour this year.
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October 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Reunite, Announce Final Tour
U.S. Treasury To Sell Ad Space On Money, Flag
From the Archives:
WASHINGTON, DC – In order to help alleviate the National debt and pay for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, President Bush has singed a law allowing for advertising space to be made available on U.S. currency and on the U.S. flag.
From the Archives:
WASHINGTON, DC – In order to help alleviate the National debt and pay for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, President Bush has singed a law allowing for advertising space to be made available on U.S. currency and on the U.S. flag.
U.S. Treasury To Sell Ad Space On Money, Flag
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October 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
U.S. Treasury To Sell Ad Space On Money, Flag
From the Archives:
WASHINGTON, DC – In order to help alleviate the National debt and pay for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, President Bush has singed a law allowing for advertising space to be made available on U.S. currency and on the U.S. flag.
From the Archives:
WASHINGTON, DC – In order to help alleviate the National debt and pay for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, President Bush has singed a law allowing for advertising space to be made available on U.S. currency and on the U.S. flag.