The Shockmaster
@theshockmaster.bsky.social
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I get that same game's ads but it's always generic looking anime girls or a D&D dragon person. I guess "anything you wish" does technically also include... elderly businessmen?
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There's another one, the Twaenhyr, that's even closer. I've only seen pics and I don't know if it'll ever make it to plastic, but it looks easy to kitbash! A lot of the Tractors seem to have callbacks to weird old tanks like these, it rules.
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Background once again from a John Hodgson backdrop book, the webbing was made from some Halloween novelty broomstick ends, some of the "spooky netting" they also seem to always sell this time of year too, and some Woodland Scenics forest blend clump foliage.
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Just finished painting up this lovely little Ailthean tractor for This Quar's War. I've not done a tank before, unless you count Tau Devilfish, but I was so excited to try scale modelling tricks on it like netting & weathering that I couldn't put it down!

#quar #wargaming ##miniaturepainting
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Quar drive these goofy looking tanks called Tractors of various kinds, I could see a crew of rhyflers pootling around in one of those!
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Yes, publicly trash talk the publisher they're working for, something that always ends well for game studios.
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I hear it's possible to reprogram the voice chips, too, with the right software?
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Just finished off this morning, a horde of #oldhammer zombies! For 2ndhand minis the poses weren't too goofy, and my experiment with a blue undercoat for the skin made 'em look nice and pallid. 1st background by @handiworkgames.bsky.social, props by @fenrisgames.com
#miniaturepainting #wargaming
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Thanks! They're from @wargamesatlantic.bsky.social with some 40k bits added on (they come with *some* sci fi bits but they're mainly a fantasy kit. Just a heads up though, they're a bit bigger than regular Stargrave minis, since they're also built to double up as cavalry for their goblins!
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My second crew of Stargrave minis - a gang of space spiders! Experimented on in a lab, where they developed super intelligence, their leader gained psychic powers from his brain implants, and led his fellow test subjects to swipe some guns & escape!
#stargrave #wargaming #miniaturepainting
A set of ten wargaming models of giant spiders with various cybernetic implants, robot legs and guns. They are led by an albino spider with a halo of brain implants that give him psychic powers.
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OMG, it's that guy from that show I listen to! On that other show I listen to!
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Now I have a proper camera on my phone, I'm going to start using my Bluesky to actually post pictures of the models I paint in my spare time. Here's all the ones I did on my week off for Silver Bayonet, Stargrave and Frostgrave. I'll post closeups with more detail over the coming week.
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Wild to see an AI that *doesn't* want me to use it as much as possible.
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[SKRONCH, SKRUNCH]
Does the flock underneath hold up alright from having loose pebbles swept across it? I've always avoided loose scatter because I was convinced it would scratch the grass off underneath.
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It's what comes of YT treating videos as just billboards to run ads on and creators as outsourced billboard-makers. In the short term I'm worried that YT will see it as a *good* thing (more vids = more ad spots) and by the time they realise it hurts them too the damage is done.
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You missed a trick by not giving that one a slight markup as the one you RISKED LIFE AND DEATH for.
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Unfortunately "remembering your preference RE: storing cookies on your computer" requires it to... store a cookie on your computer, AFAIK
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Mine came with a rabbit, and I think this makes them some kind of buddy-cop duo now?
A model of a cool-looking female private detective type, with a smaller mini of a perturbed looking rabbit in a flak vest next to her.
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Anyone got a translation of what he's saying?
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Finally, a youtuber I watch who turns out to be *older* than I am - it was doing me real paychic damage at this point.
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Really curious what Woolie was reminding you about in Beast Wars now...
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Bonus points if viewers can clearly see where the sleeves of your Halloween costume monster gloves end.