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The Smashing Lad
@thesmashinglad.bsky.social
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I'm just someone trying to be funny on this lovely platform. 1/3rd of the Just Us Idiots. Existing is my hobby, life is my burden (he/him)
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 16h
My earthquakes bring all the first responders to the yard.
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 5d
More like Purgatory, gottem
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 5d
People ask me why I’m so pessimistic, and my response to that is “Well, when’s the last time you heard about something being stuck in Development Heaven?”

Checkmate.
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 6d
Religion is like Shadow’s inhibitor rings, and we gotta take those puppies off.
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 7d
Whenever I think of the phrase “No Kings”, my brain immediately thinks of the Andrew Ryan bar in JT Music’s “Video Game Legends Rap, Vol. 2 - Villians” video.

No Gods or Kings, only man
Parasites you better scram
It’s Andrew Ryan coming’ at ya
When you got no hope he’ll give you rapture

So good.
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 8d
Dan and Phil confirmed? Yoglabs is back?

The next Great Depression is upon us, I can feel it!
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 8d
A shame, he’s a solid figure, but that 42 is a steep climb
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 13d
I keep getting ads for therapy and antidepressants on YouTube… it’s like they’re trying to tell me something…
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 14d
Everyone talks about antidisestablishmentarianism, but are there any prodisestablishmentarianism people out there?
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 16d
Why do they make Scooby walk on two legs in fortnight?
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 20d
If they ever make a Paul Blart 3, it should definitely be him defending the White House from like a paramilitary group, akin to Olympus Has Fallen
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 21d
I fucked up this joke, I just can’t prove it…
a bald man is driving a red car with his head out the window
ALT: a bald man is driving a red car with his head out the window
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 21d
Just realized I missed the “3” on this one, joke ruined…
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 22d
Super Mario Galaxy is coming out next year, I just can’t prove it…
a bald man is driving a red car with his head out the window
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 25d
More like stop-vernment, amirite?
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 26d
I love that movie
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 26d
Marvel Zombies was very much “Missed Potential: The Show” (even more so than What If), but the concept of Blade being Moon Knight was so gas fire flames.
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 28d
At this point, I might skip turning into the Joker and go straight towards turning into AM

Fucking who up ally-ing they mastercomputer?
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 29d
So they kinda went with neither, and went the Arkham game but LEGO route.

Honestly not complaining, past me was a tool.
thesmashinglad.bsky.social The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · Jul 3
LEGO DC games can go one of two ways

Either make a full on DC Superheroes game with Darkseid or something like that as a main villain or…

pull a Gloryhammer and go back to Gotham for a LEGO Batman 4. (Basically just make LB1 again, but better and with more characters)
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 29d
I remember I had to use a lot of glue to fix him up enough
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · Sep 25
“The shooter was far left!”
“The shooter was far right!”

What if the shooter was far-ting?
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · Sep 24
Who up fapping on the Rapture?
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · Sep 22
Yo, what if DaFuqBoom was D.B. Cooper and he stole all of that money in the 70s to fund Skibidi Toilet?
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · Sep 21
“Raggy, what’s the rage of consent?”
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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · Sep 20
a close up of a robot 's head and arms .
ALT: a close up of a robot 's head and arms .
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