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The Smashing Lad
@thesmashinglad.bsky.social
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I'm just someone trying to be funny on this lovely platform. 1/3rd of the Just Us Idiots. Existing is my hobby, life is my burden (he/him)
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My earthquakes bring all the first responders to the yard.
People ask me why I’m so pessimistic, and my response to that is “Well, when’s the last time you heard about something being stuck in Development Heaven?”

Checkmate.
Religion is like Shadow’s inhibitor rings, and we gotta take those puppies off.
Whenever I think of the phrase “No Kings”, my brain immediately thinks of the Andrew Ryan bar in JT Music’s “Video Game Legends Rap, Vol. 2 - Villians” video.

No Gods or Kings, only man
Parasites you better scram
It’s Andrew Ryan coming’ at ya
When you got no hope he’ll give you rapture

So good.
Dan and Phil confirmed? Yoglabs is back?

The next Great Depression is upon us, I can feel it!
A shame, he’s a solid figure, but that 42 is a steep climb
I keep getting ads for therapy and antidepressants on YouTube… it’s like they’re trying to tell me something…
Everyone talks about antidisestablishmentarianism, but are there any prodisestablishmentarianism people out there?
Why do they make Scooby walk on two legs in fortnight?
If they ever make a Paul Blart 3, it should definitely be him defending the White House from like a paramilitary group, akin to Olympus Has Fallen
Just realized I missed the “3” on this one, joke ruined…
More like stop-vernment, amirite?
Marvel Zombies was very much “Missed Potential: The Show” (even more so than What If), but the concept of Blade being Moon Knight was so gas fire flames.
At this point, I might skip turning into the Joker and go straight towards turning into AM

Fucking who up ally-ing they mastercomputer?
So they kinda went with neither, and went the Arkham game but LEGO route.

Honestly not complaining, past me was a tool.
LEGO DC games can go one of two ways

Either make a full on DC Superheroes game with Darkseid or something like that as a main villain or…

pull a Gloryhammer and go back to Gotham for a LEGO Batman 4. (Basically just make LB1 again, but better and with more characters)
I remember I had to use a lot of glue to fix him up enough
“The shooter was far left!”
“The shooter was far right!”

What if the shooter was far-ting?
Who up fapping on the Rapture?
Yo, what if DaFuqBoom was D.B. Cooper and he stole all of that money in the 70s to fund Skibidi Toilet?
“Raggy, what’s the rage of consent?”