The Smashing Lad
@thesmashinglad.bsky.social
I'm just someone trying to be funny on this lovely platform. 1/3rd of the Just Us Idiots. Existing is my hobby, life is my burden (he/him)
Thinking on it more, they really did a “We are FNAF” moment at the end of the second one.
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Thinking on it more, they really did a “We are FNAF” moment at the end of the second one.
A Minecraft Movie was robbed!
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A Minecraft Movie was robbed!
Honestly, perfect casting for Michael Afton in the FNAF 2 movie
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Honestly, perfect casting for Michael Afton in the FNAF 2 movie
New activity idea: Going into a FiveBelow and saying “Erm, actually” at products that are above five dollars.
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
New activity idea: Going into a FiveBelow and saying “Erm, actually” at products that are above five dollars.
Bro, if I would be in Wicked, it would be called Washed instead.
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bro, if I would be in Wicked, it would be called Washed instead.
I can’t believe it’s been a year since Luigi shot Bowser outside his castle.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I can’t believe it’s been a year since Luigi shot Bowser outside his castle.
No one told me how much Jingle All The Way slapped. Imma get me a Turboman.
a man in a superhero costume is saying `` it 's turbo time ! ''
ALT: a man in a superhero costume is saying `` it 's turbo time ! ''
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December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
No one told me how much Jingle All The Way slapped. Imma get me a Turboman.
The weather outside is rizzy…
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The weather outside is rizzy…
Another round of the most overrated time of the year.
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Another round of the most overrated time of the year.
Baptizing myself in butter so I can micro dose the experience of being a lobster.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Baptizing myself in butter so I can micro dose the experience of being a lobster.
Me sneakily replacing one of the balls in front of Target with a demon core.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Me sneakily replacing one of the balls in front of Target with a demon core.
Who up giving they thanks?
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Who up giving they thanks?
EDM has a sub genre called house music, bet that music never has lupus.
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
EDM has a sub genre called house music, bet that music never has lupus.
Name your top 4 80s films. (Allowing only one Star Wars or Trek movie each)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Spaceballs
Airplane!
Scooby Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf
(Reluctant Werewolf is a TV movie, but it counts, right?)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Spaceballs
Airplane!
Scooby Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf
(Reluctant Werewolf is a TV movie, but it counts, right?)
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Name your top 4 80s films. (Allowing only one Star Wars or Trek movie each)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Spaceballs
Airplane!
Scooby Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf
(Reluctant Werewolf is a TV movie, but it counts, right?)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Spaceballs
Airplane!
Scooby Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf
(Reluctant Werewolf is a TV movie, but it counts, right?)
Smegma, but said like the Genesis start up screen
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Smegma, but said like the Genesis start up screen
Eventually I’ll watch enough restoration videos to restore my will to live.
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Eventually I’ll watch enough restoration videos to restore my will to live.
How I be watching a YouTube nostalgia iceberg with my friends:
a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo holding his finger to his mouth with the website gifsdivertidos.com below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo holding his finger to his mouth with the website gifsdivertidos.com below him
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November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
How I be watching a YouTube nostalgia iceberg with my friends:
I find it funny when some dudes who clearly have porn addiction say that they can’t jerk their shit to characters like Aloy or Abby or etc.
As someone who also has a porn addiction, we call that a “skill issue”.
As someone who also has a porn addiction, we call that a “skill issue”.
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I find it funny when some dudes who clearly have porn addiction say that they can’t jerk their shit to characters like Aloy or Abby or etc.
As someone who also has a porn addiction, we call that a “skill issue”.
As someone who also has a porn addiction, we call that a “skill issue”.
It sucks that I use this app less than Threads, specifically because it has less engagement bait and ragebait.
Plenty of masturbate here, though.
Plenty of masturbate here, though.
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
It sucks that I use this app less than Threads, specifically because it has less engagement bait and ragebait.
Plenty of masturbate here, though.
Plenty of masturbate here, though.
So, you’re telling me Ol’ Billy Clinton got not one, but TWO famous people to service his sausage?
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So, you’re telling me Ol’ Billy Clinton got not one, but TWO famous people to service his sausage?
Brie Larson as Rosalina is a fantastic choice, but worst goddamn people you know will be complaining about it and that’s gonna be fun for everyone…
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Brie Larson as Rosalina is a fantastic choice, but worst goddamn people you know will be complaining about it and that’s gonna be fun for everyone…
Cherishing this moment. Hail The Dark One. @thedevil.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Cherishing this moment. Hail The Dark One. @thedevil.bsky.social
Mod idea for Sun Haven: Flash an image of that Alice in Wonderland rabbit whenever it gets close to midnight with an optional ominous bong sound effect
This joke is for precisely 3 people, me being one of them.
This joke is for precisely 3 people, me being one of them.
a white rabbit is holding a pocket watch and the words " tick tock tick tock " are below it
ALT: a white rabbit is holding a pocket watch and the words " tick tock tick tock " are below it
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November 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Mod idea for Sun Haven: Flash an image of that Alice in Wonderland rabbit whenever it gets close to midnight with an optional ominous bong sound effect
This joke is for precisely 3 people, me being one of them.
This joke is for precisely 3 people, me being one of them.
Zohran = 6 letters
Mamdani = 7 letters
I think I just became a theist…
Mamdani = 7 letters
I think I just became a theist…
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Zohran = 6 letters
Mamdani = 7 letters
I think I just became a theist…
Mamdani = 7 letters
I think I just became a theist…