Ryan Smith
@thesmithminute.bsky.social
Semi-retired radio personality. Avid DIYer. Essential retail worker navigating the craziness. Purveyor of obscure references and deep cuts. What TV Tropes would call a Deadpan Snarker.
Sitting in a chair with plenty of pillows.
After making sure they are in fact pillows.
After making sure they are in fact pillows.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sitting in a chair with plenty of pillows.
After making sure they are in fact pillows.
After making sure they are in fact pillows.
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Fun history fact! If you were born in the 12th century, by now you'd be dead.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Fun history fact! If you were born in the 12th century, by now you'd be dead.
I would have loved to have been in the focus group tasked with deciding if including Christopher Walken's electrocuted head as an action figure accessory is a good idea.
That's a sentence I'm pretty sure has never been written before.
That's a sentence I'm pretty sure has never been written before.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I would have loved to have been in the focus group tasked with deciding if including Christopher Walken's electrocuted head as an action figure accessory is a good idea.
That's a sentence I'm pretty sure has never been written before.
That's a sentence I'm pretty sure has never been written before.
The town where I grew up.
The restaurant’s still there, as are most on Restaurant Row, as the locals call it.
The Long John Silver’s is now an Indian buffet, which has kept a lot of the LJS décor.
The restaurant’s still there, as are most on Restaurant Row, as the locals call it.
The Long John Silver’s is now an Indian buffet, which has kept a lot of the LJS décor.
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The town where I grew up.
The restaurant’s still there, as are most on Restaurant Row, as the locals call it.
The Long John Silver’s is now an Indian buffet, which has kept a lot of the LJS décor.
The restaurant’s still there, as are most on Restaurant Row, as the locals call it.
The Long John Silver’s is now an Indian buffet, which has kept a lot of the LJS décor.
“Now to try and dissolve the Superglue…” #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“Now to try and dissolve the Superglue…” #Svengoolie
Wow! This town dies have more than a dozen people living in it! #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Wow! This town dies have more than a dozen people living in it! #Svengoolie
So will she repay her for the Uber? #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
So will she repay her for the Uber? #Svengoolie
“I’m going to Disney World!” #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“I’m going to Disney World!” #Svengoolie
The bullet hit his nicotine gum? #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The bullet hit his nicotine gum? #Svengoolie
No one in this town bleeds from anywhere but the neck! #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
No one in this town bleeds from anywhere but the neck! #Svengoolie
“This is a picture of you with Kato Kaelin.” #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“This is a picture of you with Kato Kaelin.” #Svengoolie
“This is my Hardee’s placemat. I colored within the lines.” #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“This is my Hardee’s placemat. I colored within the lines.” #Svengoolie
So the crosses in the cemetery don’t bother him? #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So the crosses in the cemetery don’t bother him? #Svengoolie
I imagine those elapsed few minutes of Clerks was like this. #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I imagine those elapsed few minutes of Clerks was like this. #Svengoolie
Looks like plywood covering that crypt. #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Looks like plywood covering that crypt. #Svengoolie
Amazing that anyone can just walk in there. #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Amazing that anyone can just walk in there. #Svengoolie
“Last week it was Martians.” #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Last week it was Martians.” #Svengoolie
And a whiff sends Dan into the Old West’s finest naugahyde sofa! #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
And a whiff sends Dan into the Old West’s finest naugahyde sofa! #Svengoolie
How did he know where the liquor was? #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How did he know where the liquor was? #Svengoolie
“And, surprisingly, the weaknesses of the flamingo.” #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
“And, surprisingly, the weaknesses of the flamingo.” #Svengoolie
If crosses repel him, shouldn’t he be fleeing from the preacher’s office? #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If crosses repel him, shouldn’t he be fleeing from the preacher’s office? #Svengoolie
Come on! Westworld won’t be for decades! #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Come on! Westworld won’t be for decades! #Svengoolie
“Man, I could get four-fifty a pound for him easy.” #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“Man, I could get four-fifty a pound for him easy.” #Svengoolie
“Pac-Man Fever, most likely.” #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Pac-Man Fever, most likely.” #Svengoolie