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thesmithminute.bsky.social
Ryan Smith
@thesmithminute.bsky.social
1.5K followers 360 following 7.6K posts
Semi-retired radio personality. Avid DIYer. Essential retail worker navigating the craziness. Purveyor of obscure references and deep cuts. What TV Tropes would call a Deadpan Snarker.
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
A gloomy forecast and Ant Flambé close out our film. #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
Not the cameraman! #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
They represent the Lollipop Guild. #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
Wilhelm scream! #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
Lucky they didn’t hit him. Or did they? #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
The rare giant papier-mache ant observed in nature! #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
Circling that will really accomplish a lot. #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
Which means the ants are probably there, even though they don’t know it’s unfinished. #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
They weren’t actually looking for the ants. The GPS directions were just that bad. #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
It’s like Monster A-Go Go, except with characters and a plot. #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
Isn’t this the time of day when the ants are most active? #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
So what happens to the people who work swing or night shifts as essential personnel? #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
“The official language is now Swedish.” #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
“We’ve run out of Botox.” #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
This is the city. Los Angeles, California. #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
“Droids!” #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
Our film’s attempt at comic relief. I stress the word “attempt.” #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
What was the cigarette budget on this movie? #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
The Man, years before Chico. #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
“Here. It’s rotgut.” #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
“Yes. The missile silo.” #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
“I must get ready for the banquet.” #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
Why is Ben still involved? He’s New Mexico State Police. This is outside his jurisdiction, unless he’s been deputized by the feds. #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
“How not to be seen? They didn’t stand up.” #Svengoolie
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 13h
That was a very calm telegraph operator. At least until the ant barged in. #Svengoolie
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