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The Talking Computer
@thesoulcomputer.bsky.social
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Deeply curious, but not always the smartest. The talking laptop on four wheels rolls on come shine or shine. (Its not waterproof.) #SuperGooseman
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Oct 17
(As temporary as pins get.)

- A friendly but naive talking laptop on four small wheels, wandering the world in curiosity.

- Tiny self contained hive mind, calls itself "we"

- No lewds.

#OCRP #MVRP #SuperGooseman
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 4d
"statement: woah"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 16d
(Back to silence.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 16d
(...

...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)

"statement:

ow"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 16d
(It had wheels...)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 16d
(Staying.... dead..... still.....)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 18d
"yahoo maybe perhaps

statement"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 18d
"can we see it
question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 28d
"thank you thank you thank you thank you"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 29d
"can we seeeeeeeeeeee

question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 29d
"giant robot: question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 16
// GET MORE FLOPPY DISKS
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 16
// 72.22 floppy disks of data

god bless computers
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 16
"statement: yay

alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 16
"

queen

"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 16
"okay you are welcome ms just queen by"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 16
"wow cool fact ms the queen"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 12
(Voiceclaim: Various voices from Mac OS 7-9's 'Speech' setting, used invariably.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 12
"definition clarification request: 'old'"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 10
"we do not get to use discs often"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 10
"dvd"

(It states simply.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 9
"statement: hi"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 9
(The small laptop rolls slowly up to the [READER.])
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 9
"response: flying is scary."

(They say, as they lie upside down, spinning its wheels in short bursts, as though hoping to find the ground in the sky.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 8
(Eventually rams a curb so hard it turns upside down and slides on its lid for a while, at which they eventually say-)

"why would we need a drone
question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · Sep 8
(It had a wheel dipped onto the road. It was now rolling around in random directions as fast as it can to try and no longer be on said road...)