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Julian Smith

@thestarchers.bsky.social

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An Everyday Story of Laundry Folk. A blind man’s sideways look at #TheArchers … if I had any views they would be my own. Social media influenza.

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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Sep 8

It was the child that didn’t bark.
#TheArchers

Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Sep 6

In #TheArchers parallel universe Kate punched Amber’s teeth down her throat.
#GetOuttaMyYurt

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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Sep 4

Tonight in #TheArchers …
Will is wearing his O’Mahoney suit.

Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Aug 31

Rex: “You’ll never guess who I had in the back of my cab today…only Rupert Vansittart!”
#TheArchers

Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Aug 26

If George carries on down this road he’ll end up with only 40% of himself being released from prison.
#TheArchers

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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Aug 25

Will: “Vermeer? Does he paint teeth then?”
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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Aug 19

No surprise that Ash went to live in the Lakey District.
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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Aug 15

Custard slices? Brian must be confusing the village shop with Alexei Sayle’s Imaginary Sandwich Bar.
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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Aug 15

Kebabs…Jazzer is chewing the fat with Martin.
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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Aug 8

Brian was left with the gleaning.
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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Aug 7

Didn’t have Oliver down as a fan of Shot By Both Sides…Magazine.
#TheArchers #YouNeverCanTell

Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Aug 4

Stella will be in stubble when Brian returns.
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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Aug 4

With a bit of luck Ben will have to go abroad to get a nursing job taking his glottal stop with him.
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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Aug 4

Perhaps the Grey Gables weightlifting gym freaks could pull the tractor.
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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Jul 30

Acting Sergeant Burns: “…and so it wasn’t shoplifters. Another case solved. Evenin’ all.”
#TheArchers #CaughtUp

Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Jul 22

Amber can only be heard by Monty and Bess.
#TheArchers

Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Jul 21

If your packet of chocolate biscuits needs fetching from the village shop stockroom it’s quicker to DIY.
#TheArchers

Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Jul 15

@johnnycantor.bsky.social Hello Johnny. Last week Albion Unlimited had a name change to Brighton and Hove Albion on BBC Sounds. I listen to it on an Echo and now have to say… ask BBC to play Brighton and Hove Albion.
Looking forward to the new season with yourself and Warren.

Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Jul 4

For George, the future’s bright, the future’s Amber.
#TheArchers

Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Jul 2

Carry On Cowboy.
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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Jun 27

George is under the influencer.
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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Jun 26

It would be like the Dreamers without Freddie.
#TheArchers #Dross

Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Jun 25

If Home Farm alone can’t make a profit then take the money and run.
#TheArchers

Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Jun 25

Emma gave Amber the red light…she’ll have to change it to green.
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Julian Smith @thestarchers.bsky.social · Jun 24

The fear of dog has been put into Kenton.
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