TheStoneColdNuts
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Magic the Gathering, Cleveland-biased sports, jokes, and only the good politics.
(a Thursday)
JESUS: One of you will betray me tonight
DETROIT LIONS: Is it I, Lord?
JESUS: One of you will betray me tonight
DETROIT LIONS: Is it I, Lord?
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
(a Thursday)
JESUS: One of you will betray me tonight
DETROIT LIONS: Is it I, Lord?
JESUS: One of you will betray me tonight
DETROIT LIONS: Is it I, Lord?
Lindsay Halligan
🤝🏻
Shadeur Sanders
Put in a position to fail because coach didn't give me summer reps
🤝🏻
Shadeur Sanders
Put in a position to fail because coach didn't give me summer reps
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Lindsay Halligan
🤝🏻
Shadeur Sanders
Put in a position to fail because coach didn't give me summer reps
🤝🏻
Shadeur Sanders
Put in a position to fail because coach didn't give me summer reps
Whenever I buy magic cards I don't need I just whisper "abundance politics" to myself and Ezra Klein appears to me and tells me it's cool
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Whenever I buy magic cards I don't need I just whisper "abundance politics" to myself and Ezra Klein appears to me and tells me it's cool
It's crazy how an airplane is like 5% top bins
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It's crazy how an airplane is like 5% top bins
Alright I have a good one
Me on that last email
🤝🏻
The Buddha
Forgetting attachments
Me on that last email
🤝🏻
The Buddha
Forgetting attachments
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Alright I have a good one
Me on that last email
🤝🏻
The Buddha
Forgetting attachments
Me on that last email
🤝🏻
The Buddha
Forgetting attachments
I think a Travis Hafner Pronk bar would fix me
Travis Hafner Pronk Bar (2006-2007): After a breakout season, Cleveland 1B/DH Travis Hafner received his own candy bar, milk chocolate loaded with crispy rice. "Pronk" was Hafner's nickname, which was a hybrid of his two minor-league nicknames, "The Project" and "Donkey".
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I think a Travis Hafner Pronk bar would fix me
They've been pretty successful in my adult life but the republican party will still throw it all away for a milfy brunette
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
They've been pretty successful in my adult life but the republican party will still throw it all away for a milfy brunette
This is really showing the power of a president not being able to read or write. No paper trail except a vagina doodle.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is really showing the power of a president not being able to read or write. No paper trail except a vagina doodle.
We got a labor movement before GTA6
Following firings and Grand Theft Auto VI delay, union plans to keep pressure on Rockstar
aftermath.site/grand-theft-au...
aftermath.site/grand-theft-au...
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We got a labor movement before GTA6
We are cool with you killing people on turn 3 but the Scapeshift gooning is on watch. Keep the durdling to a minimum and you can keep your Karoos. 👮♂️
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We are cool with you killing people on turn 3 but the Scapeshift gooning is on watch. Keep the durdling to a minimum and you can keep your Karoos. 👮♂️
Wow, looks like the whole family loves getting strapped by a South Asian
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Wow, looks like the whole family loves getting strapped by a South Asian
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I can't recommend this thread enough
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I can't recommend this thread enough
He heard SNAP and thought Thanos
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
He heard SNAP and thought Thanos
Javelin tossing a 6ft party sub and smoking an ICE agent at 40 meters
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Javelin tossing a 6ft party sub and smoking an ICE agent at 40 meters
Long range, combined arms sandwich artillery
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Long range, combined arms sandwich artillery
Sawn-off hoagie at point blank range
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sawn-off hoagie at point blank range
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Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
Reposted by TheStoneColdNuts
It doesn’t matter what I think. Also, none of this would ever happen. But if I had a zillion dollars:
1. Run a “we do hard things” campaign across southern and rust belt states. Invest heavily in local, state and regional social infrastructure. Sponser later hours at a library, build a skate park…
1. Run a “we do hard things” campaign across southern and rust belt states. Invest heavily in local, state and regional social infrastructure. Sponser later hours at a library, build a skate park…
If I were to sum up my advice to the Democratic party leadership about how to defeat Trumpism, it would be to set aside policy for now and focus instead on articulating a vision of what American society should look like and what role the US should play in a rapidly changing world today.
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It doesn’t matter what I think. Also, none of this would ever happen. But if I had a zillion dollars:
1. Run a “we do hard things” campaign across southern and rust belt states. Invest heavily in local, state and regional social infrastructure. Sponser later hours at a library, build a skate park…
1. Run a “we do hard things” campaign across southern and rust belt states. Invest heavily in local, state and regional social infrastructure. Sponser later hours at a library, build a skate park…
Hi, I'm here for the bouncing
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Hi, I'm here for the bouncing
*Steve Kornacki, frantically*
First data is coming in, Lester, and it's looking a lot like our polls. Power Nine? performing well. Modern Horizons 3? Performing well. Commander? Performing well.
What we are seeing is underrepresentation from the early 2000s.
#MTGArena #MTG #Cube
First data is coming in, Lester, and it's looking a lot like our polls. Power Nine? performing well. Modern Horizons 3? Performing well. Commander? Performing well.
What we are seeing is underrepresentation from the early 2000s.
#MTGArena #MTG #Cube
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
