Jes
@thetattoowife.bsky.social
Mother. Wife. Daughter. Sister. Friend. Ally. Tattoo collector. Lab geek. TWD and Trek enthusiast. Left behind in Texas. Somewhat abled. Chronically ill. Dry Humorist. Agnostic. Awkward. Never Trump. Humanist. 🍉🌻
How is it possible that the headlines get even crazier each day? How? Like.....
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
How is it possible that the headlines get even crazier each day? How? Like.....
I bought aluminum free deodorant thinking I was making a smart decision.
There are regrets.
There are regrets.
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I bought aluminum free deodorant thinking I was making a smart decision.
There are regrets.
There are regrets.
Yo.... If you've read the Lagacy series by Melissa Roehrich, this most recent book she's released....
a close up of a woman 's face with curly hair making a sad face .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with curly hair making a sad face .
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December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Yo.... If you've read the Lagacy series by Melissa Roehrich, this most recent book she's released....
Flipping Tennessee would have been nice.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Flipping Tennessee would have been nice.
From our first week of our first round of fostering. I was so excited, but so terrified. I miss her.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
From our first week of our first round of fostering. I was so excited, but so terrified. I miss her.
Do I have to say this?
I don't want to say it.
Why do I always have to say it?
Fuck..... imma just say it.
Nothing about the national guard shooter makes sense to me in this moment in history. Not a single word.
I don't want to say it.
Why do I always have to say it?
Fuck..... imma just say it.
Nothing about the national guard shooter makes sense to me in this moment in history. Not a single word.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Do I have to say this?
I don't want to say it.
Why do I always have to say it?
Fuck..... imma just say it.
Nothing about the national guard shooter makes sense to me in this moment in history. Not a single word.
I don't want to say it.
Why do I always have to say it?
Fuck..... imma just say it.
Nothing about the national guard shooter makes sense to me in this moment in history. Not a single word.
Okay, y'all. Who shot the national guard?
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Okay, y'all. Who shot the national guard?
Y'all. My husband and kids are outside painting the exterior of the house. And my new bed is going to be delivered on Friday.
Like, fuck Thanksgiving. I got way better things going on this week.
Like, fuck Thanksgiving. I got way better things going on this week.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Y'all. My husband and kids are outside painting the exterior of the house. And my new bed is going to be delivered on Friday.
Like, fuck Thanksgiving. I got way better things going on this week.
Like, fuck Thanksgiving. I got way better things going on this week.
My youngest son started wearing nail polish a few weeks back. His friend has been painting them at school for him.
I'm thinking black, purple, and neon green for his first set as a christmas gift.
I'm thinking black, purple, and neon green for his first set as a christmas gift.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My youngest son started wearing nail polish a few weeks back. His friend has been painting them at school for him.
I'm thinking black, purple, and neon green for his first set as a christmas gift.
I'm thinking black, purple, and neon green for his first set as a christmas gift.
I'm probably going to make a stupid amount of posts over the coming days about the fallout with my mom. I apologize if this annoys you, & will hold no hard feelings if you choose to unfollow. I cannot help but feel someone out there may be experiencing similar, & needs to know they aren't alone.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm probably going to make a stupid amount of posts over the coming days about the fallout with my mom. I apologize if this annoys you, & will hold no hard feelings if you choose to unfollow. I cannot help but feel someone out there may be experiencing similar, & needs to know they aren't alone.
I don't always go drink for drink with a 94 year old nun, but when I do, she drinks me under the table. Sister Mary John is a total badass.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I don't always go drink for drink with a 94 year old nun, but when I do, she drinks me under the table. Sister Mary John is a total badass.
I've been at my husband's family reunion this weekend. There hasn't even been an argument since we got here. I can't help but try to imagine the entirety of my family in one place. We wouldn't even make it an hour before someone went to jail.
Seeing a huge family getting along is wild af.
Seeing a huge family getting along is wild af.
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I've been at my husband's family reunion this weekend. There hasn't even been an argument since we got here. I can't help but try to imagine the entirety of my family in one place. We wouldn't even make it an hour before someone went to jail.
Seeing a huge family getting along is wild af.
Seeing a huge family getting along is wild af.
Par for course. The suspect that didn't hit my friend was charged for hitting my friend. Deputy doesn't seem to have any repercussions coming his way. The sheriff's office has yet to even acknowledge the deputy's actions.
So tired of this bullshit.
So tired of this bullshit.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Par for course. The suspect that didn't hit my friend was charged for hitting my friend. Deputy doesn't seem to have any repercussions coming his way. The sheriff's office has yet to even acknowledge the deputy's actions.
So tired of this bullshit.
So tired of this bullshit.
I've always had a huge problem with 99% of police pursuits in a high speed chase. Too many innocent people get hurt or killed because of them.
This morning, a very long time friend became one of them. Her car flipped 3 times. She was hit by the cop, not the suspect.
Things look really bad.
This morning, a very long time friend became one of them. Her car flipped 3 times. She was hit by the cop, not the suspect.
Things look really bad.
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I've always had a huge problem with 99% of police pursuits in a high speed chase. Too many innocent people get hurt or killed because of them.
This morning, a very long time friend became one of them. Her car flipped 3 times. She was hit by the cop, not the suspect.
Things look really bad.
This morning, a very long time friend became one of them. Her car flipped 3 times. She was hit by the cop, not the suspect.
Things look really bad.
A resignation from MTG was definitely not on my bingo card.
What a weird fucking reality this has become.
What a weird fucking reality this has become.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A resignation from MTG was definitely not on my bingo card.
What a weird fucking reality this has become.
What a weird fucking reality this has become.
I'm making an 8 hour drive from ETX to WTX this evening.....
....An 8 hour drive over mostly flat terrain heading WEST as the sun sets.
Dumb.
....An 8 hour drive over mostly flat terrain heading WEST as the sun sets.
Dumb.
a woman wearing blindfolds and a red jacket is walking through a forest .
ALT: a woman wearing blindfolds and a red jacket is walking through a forest .
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November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm making an 8 hour drive from ETX to WTX this evening.....
....An 8 hour drive over mostly flat terrain heading WEST as the sun sets.
Dumb.
....An 8 hour drive over mostly flat terrain heading WEST as the sun sets.
Dumb.
My baby is playing guitar and doesn't think I can hear him.
He's actually really getting good.
🥹
He's actually really getting good.
🥹
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My baby is playing guitar and doesn't think I can hear him.
He's actually really getting good.
🥹
He's actually really getting good.
🥹
Not me standing outside sweeping my front lawn
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Not me standing outside sweeping my front lawn
A woman in my city called police because she woke up to her daughter missing. She ran to a neighbor for help because she doesn't speak English fluently. The neighbor came, and when police arrived, watched in horror as they arrested the mother.
She called for help, and they took her.
She called for help, and they took her.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A woman in my city called police because she woke up to her daughter missing. She ran to a neighbor for help because she doesn't speak English fluently. The neighbor came, and when police arrived, watched in horror as they arrested the mother.
She called for help, and they took her.
She called for help, and they took her.
I'm getting everyone in my family pajama pants with my face all over them for Christmas just so they can feel like I'm with them for the holidays while we're no contact.
a man is wearing a santa hat and says `` and we 're gonna have the hap hap-happiest christmas '' .
ALT: a man is wearing a santa hat and says `` and we 're gonna have the hap hap-happiest christmas '' .
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November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'm getting everyone in my family pajama pants with my face all over them for Christmas just so they can feel like I'm with them for the holidays while we're no contact.
I'm really starting to believe the revolutionary war was a mistake.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'm really starting to believe the revolutionary war was a mistake.
I bought a new bed that I'll be making monthly payments on for the next 3 years.
Joke's on them.
The world will totally end before they get all their money.
Joke's on them.
The world will totally end before they get all their money.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I bought a new bed that I'll be making monthly payments on for the next 3 years.
Joke's on them.
The world will totally end before they get all their money.
Joke's on them.
The world will totally end before they get all their money.
What do you mean why do I have a bumper sticker with a Mexican flag? México is my team!
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What do you mean why do I have a bumper sticker with a Mexican flag? México is my team!