The Third Bench
@thethirdbench.bsky.social
A Portland, Oregon-based booster club and community built around supporting our local sports teams.
I KNOW THATS RIGHT
February 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I KNOW THATS RIGHT
THIRD BENCH SAFETY SQUAD
𝑬𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑶𝒀𝑬𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑲
𝑬𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑶𝒀𝑬𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑲
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 AM
THIRD BENCH SAFETY SQUAD
𝑬𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑶𝒀𝑬𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑲
𝑬𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑶𝒀𝑬𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑲
I KNOW THATS RIGHT
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I KNOW THATS RIGHT
gotta start calling him robert williams the three
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 AM
gotta start calling him robert williams the three
yet another reason to hate AI
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
yet another reason to hate AI
hey @sixersnba.bsky.social u like what u see
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
hey @sixersnba.bsky.social u like what u see
mac mcclung walks into the barbershop with a copy of tiger beat and says 'give me this'
February 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
mac mcclung walks into the barbershop with a copy of tiger beat and says 'give me this'
congratulations to vít krejčí on his first made three-pointer as a blazer
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
congratulations to vít krejčí on his first made three-pointer as a blazer
Trying to catch Vít Krejčí’s debut tonight? David had a few tickets that you can snatch up for a bargain
I have a pair up for grabs 37.50 for the pair.
February 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Trying to catch Vít Krejčí’s debut tonight? David had a few tickets that you can snatch up for a bargain
clearly ant just wanted to be back in black and red
BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are trading center Nikola Vucevic and a second-round pick to the Boston Celtics for Anfernee Simons and a second-round pick, sources tell ESPN.
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
clearly ant just wanted to be back in black and red
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February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
CALLING ALL NIGHT OWLS
i got two tickets to blazers suns tonight in 317 a few rows above @thethirdbench.bsky.social but based on the current seating chart you might be able to slide down with us. 8pm tip, let me know if you're interested
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
CALLING ALL NIGHT OWLS
larry nance jr has got to be a first team all-nba headband wearer
February 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM
larry nance jr has got to be a first team all-nba headband wearer
gradey dick looks like he keeps a slingshot in his back pocket
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 AM
gradey dick looks like he keeps a slingshot in his back pocket
chauncey billups was indicted by the federal government the morning after the first home game of the season. we cleared the quota early
we need more drama in the NBA
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 AM
chauncey billups was indicted by the federal government the morning after the first home game of the season. we cleared the quota early
joe cronin with sweat beading on his bald head thinking “if i have to find roster spots for three two-way guys im gonna quit”
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 AM
joe cronin with sweat beading on his bald head thinking “if i have to find roster spots for three two-way guys im gonna quit”
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🚨BLAZERS OVER .500🚨
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 AM
🚨BLAZERS OVER .500🚨
apologies to anyone looking to buy weed on the max tonight, all your guys are apparently at the moda center wearing heat culture jerseys
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 AM
apologies to anyone looking to buy weed on the max tonight, all your guys are apparently at the moda center wearing heat culture jerseys
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Need to know the three NBA players who vote Duop for All-Star... and send them a gift basket
January 22, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Need to know the three NBA players who vote Duop for All-Star... and send them a gift basket
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐊𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐘
𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒
𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘
𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒
𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐊𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐘
𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒
𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘
𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒
𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘
Good news- the @portlandfire.bsky.social schedule just dropped! We split their Google Calendar into Home/Away game schedules to help know when you can plan on being at Moda this season.
🔥 Click the links below to add them to your calendar 🔥
tinyurl.com/PDXFireAway26
tinyurl.com/PDXFireHome26
🔥 Click the links below to add them to your calendar 🔥
tinyurl.com/PDXFireAway26
tinyurl.com/PDXFireHome26
January 21, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Good news- the @portlandfire.bsky.social schedule just dropped! We split their Google Calendar into Home/Away game schedules to help know when you can plan on being at Moda this season.
🔥 Click the links below to add them to your calendar 🔥
tinyurl.com/PDXFireAway26
tinyurl.com/PDXFireHome26
🔥 Click the links below to add them to your calendar 🔥
tinyurl.com/PDXFireAway26
tinyurl.com/PDXFireHome26
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Hangin with Barley of the Hops at the Remix with @thethirdbench.bsky.social
Also just saw a good ol fashion tussle from @sheriffofportland.bsky.social 's courtside seats!
REMIX GAMES ROCK
Also just saw a good ol fashion tussle from @sheriffofportland.bsky.social 's courtside seats!
REMIX GAMES ROCK
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Hangin with Barley of the Hops at the Remix with @thethirdbench.bsky.social
Also just saw a good ol fashion tussle from @sheriffofportland.bsky.social 's courtside seats!
REMIX GAMES ROCK
Also just saw a good ol fashion tussle from @sheriffofportland.bsky.social 's courtside seats!
REMIX GAMES ROCK
If you've been to a home game recently you've likely noticed that it is season ticket renewal and deposit season. If you are considering renewing your existing season tickets or are interested in becoming a new season ticket holder... you should join us on the Third Bench!
March 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If you've been to a home game recently you've likely noticed that it is season ticket renewal and deposit season. If you are considering renewing your existing season tickets or are interested in becoming a new season ticket holder... you should join us on the Third Bench!
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4 Blazers specific NAYA tags up for grabs. Let me know which one/s you want (A B C D) and they’ll be yours!!!
Items returned, unwrapped to me or Posies by 18th December please!!!
Items returned, unwrapped to me or Posies by 18th December please!!!
November 30, 2024 at 10:16 PM
4 Blazers specific NAYA tags up for grabs. Let me know which one/s you want (A B C D) and they’ll be yours!!!
Items returned, unwrapped to me or Posies by 18th December please!!!
Items returned, unwrapped to me or Posies by 18th December please!!!