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I would do anything for love but I won’t do that
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I am there I just don’t wanna
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my Canadian and UK homies probly get this
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ego as fragile as a whole wheat breakfast biscuit call that mf Weetabitch
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thank you for respecting my privacy
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ego as fragile as a whole wheat breakfast biscuit call that mf Weetabitch
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I just saw Sandra Lee put green peas in guacamole and bitch what in the white hell are you doing?! ala vergas!!
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all my hobbies and special interests are the scaffolding that holds up my fragile psyche
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all my hobbies and special interests are the scaffolding that holds up my fragile psyche
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damn yoda you sound so normal now. I barely notice my missing hand cause you sound so damn normal
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if you aren’t you don’t deserve square beef meat
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bringing childhood trauma to a knife fight
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if I had contempt for this judicial body would you hold it against me, your honor
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my dad cut my fucking hand off what do I fucking do!?!?!
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maybe we need to sick Lars Ulrich on generative ai like he went after Napster
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dear neurotypicals

dumping your groceries in a pile on the belt because it’s not moving fast enough for you doesn’t make the process faster

in fact you’re slowing your checker down because now they have to dig through your shit because if they bagged it the way you dumped it you’d complain
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i wish I could be that petty but it’s frowned upon by management

I basically act like they’re not there while I scan their shit. if you ain’t gonna show me human decency I’ve got none for you either
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millennials I’m gonna need you to sit down and have a serious conversation with your friends for me

about their phone usage

specifically at the grocery checkout

please tell them if a human is handling their transaction they need to get the fuck off their god damn phone