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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。

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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 17d

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✧ 𝔏𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 #𝓠𝐿𝐼𝑃𝑃𝑂𝑇𝐻 ✧
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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 1d

chey

You're mean

— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 1d

chey

What did you call me?

— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 1d

chey

I start roleplaying a Kakania FC and her tag starts getting spammed with nsfw images... what type of power do i have?

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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 6d

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Looks at date for her newest mirror jump - it is her birthday!

⠀⠀" Wowzers! I'm like... still 24, but cool! "
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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 6d

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⠀⠀" Guys, I am going to strip! "

Ten hours later.

⠀⠀" Finally! " Evaporates from existence.
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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 7d

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⠀⠀" Hrm? Ohhhhhh. "

Fixes her glasses.

⠀⠀" That was me in my throwing pie era. "
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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 7d

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⠀⠀" I'm not sure. What happened, my student? "
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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 7d

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⠀⠀" And starving... " The apothecary mumbled, turning back to Maeve to answer her inquiries.

⠀⠀" I totes am a professor! I can't teach due to the lack of time, but I have the credentials, and I many works and lectures under my belt over the, hrm... years? "
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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 7d

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⠀⠀" Uuugh... full... " Iseult sat back, hand patting her belly, while her skin appeared to become pale and their breath exasperated. But, with the drawing of a rune sigil using an infused digit, all those symptoms fled immediately and she returned to health—as if drained of impurities.

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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 7d

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⠀⠀Raised the pie tin with the last mouthful of remnants, the spoon balled them up, and she tilted the tin toward their mouth, dispensing all into her throat with a quick chew. Moved even closer after, any crumb and droplet of juice was scooped up with the drag of her shameless tongue.

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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 7d

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Staring back at them blankly and silently too, other than the cheeky ":P" she did with her tongue.

⠀⠀" You got something on your face. "
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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 7d

Throws a cream pie in their face.

— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 7d

Hrmmmmmmmm.

— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 7d

There are, at least... zero... and at most infinity.

— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 7d

Hrm.

— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 8d

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Underneath a mountain of cats.
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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 9d

Setting a job application on fire.

— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 10d

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" One two three four five,
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road,
And all the way to Heorot, whack-fol-la-de-da ! "

Playing a fiddle while she uses magic to blow a flute.
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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 10d

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Iseult raised both hands into karate chops, in the most solid defensive posture ever.

⠀⠀" I said nothing! "
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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 10d

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the scouter fused back together like nothing happened. She handed it back to him.

⠀⠀" Try and blind me again, and I'll blind you for real. "
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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 10d

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pleasant noise shot across the air, followed by the scouter being engulfed in a magical energy and floating upward. Bit by bit, the device split up into its basic components in the air, which Iseult took into memory, flipping their tool around afterwards.

The peen nudged one component, and

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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 10d

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What a bother.
She'd rub her eyes repeatedly till the green tint returned to its normal shade. Using the male's comfort attempt as an opportunity, her hand quickly swiped up the small hammer, and she slammed it down on the scouter.

𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂.

Rather than a harsh twack or shatter of parts, a more

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Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 15d

"Oh no, I'm so sorry!"

He silences the parts of his brain which wonder how else he could've saved his scouter. Gotta focus on the present and future.

"Are you gonna be okay?"

He'd offer a hand to help her up, but not if she might lash out and whack him with another weapon from hammerspace. +

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— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 10d

Chugging Dr Nelpper.

— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 10d

Soda has been invented? Woah!

— 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 ℳ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒。 @theverdantparagon.bsky.social · 10d

You want to watch me, even in my most exposed moments.

So crude!