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Westopher
@thewestopher.bsky.social
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Creepy and gay 👻 creator of ‘ghosted’ — a romantic horror series. Posted here there and everywhere Occasionally NSFW https://linktr.ee/thewestopher
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I really wanted to call this episode “Max’s haunted hole” but didn’t wanna get censored on the more puritan apps

ghosted: episode four!
Halloween is ridiculous and I will never not find a way to wear booty shorts, matey ☠️🏴‍☠️
I love living in West Hollywood
Woke up late and had to rush to move my car for street cleaning. Threw on a pair of grey sweets - their magical powers did the rest 😈
As I walked back inside something fun (and thick) followed for a little morning treat
Same! And shit sorry forgot to tag you - bsky needs an edit feature asap 💀
Don’t kill me Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!
Did anyone else have trouble with their bsky feed like … spazing out and auto scrolling up and down? Or is my phone haunted. Again
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People often think vampires are sexy and have allure … what other mythological creature would you fuck with?
For reference here’s me as a werewolf
Like sure, I don’t think I’m ugly, but I’m not attractive enough for that to be the only reason people put up with me
One time my bf asked me why I was with him. I listed off all the qualities I like about him: Creative, funny, likes to learn / try new things, great cook, etc.

I asked him why he was with me.

“You’re like, so hot,” he replied.

We broke up
It takes the features I previously paid for (or technically didn’t) and makes them accessible at a higher monthly rate.
Basically streamers can change what you get without any notice, and stuff that used to be included isn’t anymore (we have the D+ / Hulu package)
Was about to go on a tirade about how Disney+ changed their streaming tiers so you must have premium to get live shows. How dare!!!
Then I remembered I don’t pay for Disney+
Gagged by a gang of short kings at a party last night who said “abs are overrated”

You mean I can stop flexing ..?!? Thank god
I may have mastered the 5 minute power nap. I take 10 of them in a row
10. When I want to be. I know my power.
The dumbest person you know always thinks they’re the smartest person in the room
And crosswalks! Have watched people almost walk themselves right into traffic
New pins! Already put one on my backpack 💅🏼✨
Google Photos “on this day” one year ago: A pic of me sucking dick

Ah memories. Wait who WAS that tho
Guys I live in LA this isn’t a joke it’s a goal
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
“ I don’t know you very well, but you strike me as kind of spooky”

I’ve never felt more seen 🔪🎃
Gettin’ my toes done — this is the best way to pamper yourself for $30 imo
My Halloween pirate costume is gonna slayyyyy