Westopher
@thewestopher.bsky.social
Spooky and gay 👻
creator of ‘ghosted’ — a romantic horror series posted here there and everywhere
Occasionally NSFW
https://linktr.ee/thewestopher
creator of ‘ghosted’ — a romantic horror series posted here there and everywhere
Occasionally NSFW
https://linktr.ee/thewestopher
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Learned some new tricks for ‘ghosted’ episode 5: the gatekeeper
I know everybody says they’d be a mindful billionaire, but if I won tonight’s lottery… I’d be like fuck y’all I’m rich
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I know everybody says they’d be a mindful billionaire, but if I won tonight’s lottery… I’d be like fuck y’all I’m rich
Been heavy on a dark wave music bed for my ‘ghosted’ episodes but I think it’s time to rock?
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Been heavy on a dark wave music bed for my ‘ghosted’ episodes but I think it’s time to rock?
“You’re so good with handling difficult people”
Actually I’m manipulative af 🤷🏻♂️
Actually I’m manipulative af 🤷🏻♂️
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“You’re so good with handling difficult people”
Actually I’m manipulative af 🤷🏻♂️
Actually I’m manipulative af 🤷🏻♂️
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
I created my own “upside down” - aka the spirit world - for this silly lil episode. I’m quite happy with how it turned out!!!
Learned some new tricks for ‘ghosted’ episode 5: the gatekeeper
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I created my own “upside down” - aka the spirit world - for this silly lil episode. I’m quite happy with how it turned out!!!
I have a very strict rule about attending company holiday parties; the rule is I will not be in attendance
December 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I have a very strict rule about attending company holiday parties; the rule is I will not be in attendance
👋 QUOTE this post with your best BULGE PIC please 🙈
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
👋 QUOTE this post with your best BULGE PIC please 🙈
I’m so blind I just tried to clean my glasses with Swiss Navy
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m so blind I just tried to clean my glasses with Swiss Navy
Reposted by Westopher
Learned some new tricks for ‘ghosted’ episode 5: the gatekeeper
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Learned some new tricks for ‘ghosted’ episode 5: the gatekeeper
My tummy hurt so I googled “how to do a stomach massage” (for context I’m a PT and already know the answer)
AI did not disappoint - and by that I mean what the fuuuuuuck
AI did not disappoint - and by that I mean what the fuuuuuuck
![AI reply: The path of digestion is a one-way loop that stays contained within the bounds of your abdomen, moving up the right side and down the left side.
Shor
1. Start Left Hip [UP TO] Right Hip
LACROSS TO] Right Rib Cage
[DOWN TO] Left Rib Cage](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvsmk5whvl2jaxzei6u3ucyh/bafkreiaru5yifwxdtnjyprlbehdaob3sjscwde3uh5mg3oxsbgkw7m52za@jpeg)
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My tummy hurt so I googled “how to do a stomach massage” (for context I’m a PT and already know the answer)
AI did not disappoint - and by that I mean what the fuuuuuuck
AI did not disappoint - and by that I mean what the fuuuuuuck
The acting on Stranger Things is … exactly the same? You either like and believe these characters by now or not. I’m on S5E2; some good scene work between Will and his mom. I don’t get “the acting is bad” takes 🤷🏼♂️
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The acting on Stranger Things is … exactly the same? You either like and believe these characters by now or not. I’m on S5E2; some good scene work between Will and his mom. I don’t get “the acting is bad” takes 🤷🏼♂️
Give me a leading man with limp wrist and a gay accent who cannot blend into hetero spaces
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Give me a leading man with limp wrist and a gay accent who cannot blend into hetero spaces
Thinking I should bring back my pose and draw zoom sessions in 2026 - drawings by @artbycookie3.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Thinking I should bring back my pose and draw zoom sessions in 2026 - drawings by @artbycookie3.bsky.social
Sean Combs: The Reckoning is a master class in documentary story telling. 10/10 no notes
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Sean Combs: The Reckoning is a master class in documentary story telling. 10/10 no notes
Ok wait but everyone at the West Hollywood DMV is super nice?!? Smiles! Jokes!
This is … pleasant
This is … pleasant
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Ok wait but everyone at the West Hollywood DMV is super nice?!? Smiles! Jokes!
This is … pleasant
This is … pleasant
“To do that, you need to use the DMV kiosk”
*goes to DMV
Kiosk isn’t working
🤬🤬🤬
*goes to DMV
Kiosk isn’t working
🤬🤬🤬
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“To do that, you need to use the DMV kiosk”
*goes to DMV
Kiosk isn’t working
🤬🤬🤬
*goes to DMV
Kiosk isn’t working
🤬🤬🤬
btw this has nothing to do with my income or financial security. If I wanted a new phone or car I’d buy them (without the need for a payment plan)
I definitely get sucked into materialistic junk buying, but with high end items I expect them to last!!!
I definitely get sucked into materialistic junk buying, but with high end items I expect them to last!!!
I drive a 15 yr old Honda civic. Not to flex or anything but I also have an iPhone 13. They still work so like 🤷🏼♂️
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
btw this has nothing to do with my income or financial security. If I wanted a new phone or car I’d buy them (without the need for a payment plan)
I definitely get sucked into materialistic junk buying, but with high end items I expect them to last!!!
I definitely get sucked into materialistic junk buying, but with high end items I expect them to last!!!
I drive a 15 yr old Honda civic. Not to flex or anything but I also have an iPhone 13. They still work so like 🤷🏼♂️
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I drive a 15 yr old Honda civic. Not to flex or anything but I also have an iPhone 13. They still work so like 🤷🏼♂️
lol why did I get this
HEALTH ALERT: You’ve exceeded your headphones audio exposure limit
Like babe don’t you dare tell me not to blast Chains of Love on my lil walks
HEALTH ALERT: You’ve exceeded your headphones audio exposure limit
Like babe don’t you dare tell me not to blast Chains of Love on my lil walks
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
lol why did I get this
HEALTH ALERT: You’ve exceeded your headphones audio exposure limit
Like babe don’t you dare tell me not to blast Chains of Love on my lil walks
HEALTH ALERT: You’ve exceeded your headphones audio exposure limit
Like babe don’t you dare tell me not to blast Chains of Love on my lil walks
I will [😈redacted😈] anyone who can name the anime this line is from
Why do I love anime?
Lines like this said completely earnestly:
“I’m betting my soul and my prized mustache on this festival scheme!”
Lines like this said completely earnestly:
“I’m betting my soul and my prized mustache on this festival scheme!”
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I will [😈redacted😈] anyone who can name the anime this line is from
Why do I love anime?
Lines like this said completely earnestly:
“I’m betting my soul and my prized mustache on this festival scheme!”
Lines like this said completely earnestly:
“I’m betting my soul and my prized mustache on this festival scheme!”
December 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Why do I love anime?
Lines like this said completely earnestly:
“I’m betting my soul and my prized mustache on this festival scheme!”
Lines like this said completely earnestly:
“I’m betting my soul and my prized mustache on this festival scheme!”
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
49 ✨
49 ✨
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
49 ✨
49 ✨
Narrator: 100 years after people are gone, most of the earth will look like mankind never existed
Me:
Me:
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
Alt: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Narrator: 100 years after people are gone, most of the earth will look like mankind never existed
Me:
Me: