i'll watch a lot of reality TV but "Deal or No Deal Island" has to be a line in the sand for me.

the rockets and magic should be forced to play each other in a seven game series and just kill each other with rocks. that's the basketball they want and we should give it to them.

i wish i could care about my dog's bone as much as she wants me to

historians ranking presidents all-time is so NBA coded

get a cold in the 1840s?

"cold-like symptoms"
...
"mustard plaster to his stomach and gave him a mild laxative"

"bloodletting" ...
"heated cups to the president's skin to enhance blood flow"
"castor oil and medicines to induce vomiting"
"laudanum, opium, and camphor, along with wine and brandy"

just tried to use my apple watch to find my can of coke

the streets are crying out for a half-star emoji ⭐⭐⭐⭐

haven't purchased anything on the internet for a few days now... should really purchase some goods.

It's so fucking sad that FDR didn't live to see Hitler blow his brains out. Less than three weeks man. The world is so cruel

There should really be an oral history of The Producers season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Ben Stiller, Mel Brooks, a solid 20 minutes of Larry David just performing The Producers. What happened here???