I honestly don’t get the hype around Peter Dinklage.
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I honestly don’t get the hype around Peter Dinklage.
My balls really are quite big.
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
My balls really are quite big.
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in case no one has said it to you today if you see someone stealing food from a grocery store no you didn’t ☺️
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
in case no one has said it to you today if you see someone stealing food from a grocery store no you didn’t ☺️
Just sorted my outfit for Cup Eve Underwear party. Woof
October 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Just sorted my outfit for Cup Eve Underwear party. Woof
Has anyone been to a silent retreat in Australia? Was it worth it? I need a break.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Has anyone been to a silent retreat in Australia? Was it worth it? I need a break.
10kgs down!
More energy, no more reflux sleeping on my right side, achilles tendinitis fading, blood pressure excellent, and cholesterol coming dooooown.
More energy, no more reflux sleeping on my right side, achilles tendinitis fading, blood pressure excellent, and cholesterol coming dooooown.
a man in a red robe is sitting on a couch with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a man in a red robe is sitting on a couch with his arms outstretched .
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September 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
10kgs down!
More energy, no more reflux sleeping on my right side, achilles tendinitis fading, blood pressure excellent, and cholesterol coming dooooown.
More energy, no more reflux sleeping on my right side, achilles tendinitis fading, blood pressure excellent, and cholesterol coming dooooown.
God, Ben Barnes is beautiful 😍
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
God, Ben Barnes is beautiful 😍
I bought five stringer singlets from Ryderwear and when I tell you, the quality is SHA-HAA-HABBYYYY!
I should have cut up some old t-shirts and made my own.
Ooof
I should have cut up some old t-shirts and made my own.
Ooof
August 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I bought five stringer singlets from Ryderwear and when I tell you, the quality is SHA-HAA-HABBYYYY!
I should have cut up some old t-shirts and made my own.
Ooof
I should have cut up some old t-shirts and made my own.
Ooof
Why the fuck does my partner want to do a workout after eating a large dinner and 3 glasses of red wine?
August 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Why the fuck does my partner want to do a workout after eating a large dinner and 3 glasses of red wine?
Are there even enough gays in Melbourne to sustain the constant parties being thrown every second week? Let the people breathe, jesus…
August 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Are there even enough gays in Melbourne to sustain the constant parties being thrown every second week? Let the people breathe, jesus…
I will never complain about being too warm again. Winter has been awful for me. I’m utterly fucking miserable.
August 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I will never complain about being too warm again. Winter has been awful for me. I’m utterly fucking miserable.
Do television reporters in most countries begin a sentence with “Now…” or is this just an Australian thing?
August 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Do television reporters in most countries begin a sentence with “Now…” or is this just an Australian thing?
Would it be wrong to go to bed at 6pm?
August 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Would it be wrong to go to bed at 6pm?
My uber driver has been quietly talking on his phone for a solid 20 mins, while Chappel Roan plays very loudly on the stereo. How does anyone have THAT much to talk about, let alone hear the other person over the racket?
I realise I sound like a boomer.
I realise I sound like a boomer.
August 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
My uber driver has been quietly talking on his phone for a solid 20 mins, while Chappel Roan plays very loudly on the stereo. How does anyone have THAT much to talk about, let alone hear the other person over the racket?
I realise I sound like a boomer.
I realise I sound like a boomer.
I like Meg Stalter in Hacks, but I guess I just don’t “get” her humour outside of it. It’s unhinged in a good way but it’s also meh
July 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I like Meg Stalter in Hacks, but I guess I just don’t “get” her humour outside of it. It’s unhinged in a good way but it’s also meh
I really feel like my libido has died off.
Usually I’m jerking off once a day. It’s been once a week for the last few months.
Usually I’m jerking off once a day. It’s been once a week for the last few months.
July 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I really feel like my libido has died off.
Usually I’m jerking off once a day. It’s been once a week for the last few months.
Usually I’m jerking off once a day. It’s been once a week for the last few months.
I’ve been hate-watching And Just Like That. Carrie is just an absolute shit friend to Miranda. The need a writer who recognises that and then stages a friendship break up and they ice Carrie out.
July 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’ve been hate-watching And Just Like That. Carrie is just an absolute shit friend to Miranda. The need a writer who recognises that and then stages a friendship break up and they ice Carrie out.
I just know Trump is going to continue the tariff madness and pretend that all these businesses are going to bring jobs back to the USA, then when they don’t win after 100 odd millions of you revolt in the streets, then it will be the next govt’s fault that you have no jobs still.
Pipe dream tho
Pipe dream tho
July 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I just know Trump is going to continue the tariff madness and pretend that all these businesses are going to bring jobs back to the USA, then when they don’t win after 100 odd millions of you revolt in the streets, then it will be the next govt’s fault that you have no jobs still.
Pipe dream tho
Pipe dream tho
I loathe Pink music videos. Just a tepid song about what a struggle it is to be in a relationship and then put her husband and kids into it. Yawn.
July 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I loathe Pink music videos. Just a tepid song about what a struggle it is to be in a relationship and then put her husband and kids into it. Yawn.
I bought these very slutty circuit boxers, leatherette with a removable front pouch and zip in the ass for easy access on both sides.
I’ll have to dabble in hair removal though, I can’t have that zip catching in my butt hair.
I’ll have to dabble in hair removal though, I can’t have that zip catching in my butt hair.
July 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I bought these very slutty circuit boxers, leatherette with a removable front pouch and zip in the ass for easy access on both sides.
I’ll have to dabble in hair removal though, I can’t have that zip catching in my butt hair.
I’ll have to dabble in hair removal though, I can’t have that zip catching in my butt hair.
I’m attempting to make Persian Love Cake for a friend tonight.
June 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I’m attempting to make Persian Love Cake for a friend tonight.
What on Earth is a drag queen meant to do with 200,000 doulas?
June 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
What on Earth is a drag queen meant to do with 200,000 doulas?
Post that could have remained a though:
Bacon sucks. So does Biscoff and Nutella.
Salted caramel is overrated and also sucks.
Bacon sucks. So does Biscoff and Nutella.
Salted caramel is overrated and also sucks.
June 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Post that could have remained a though:
Bacon sucks. So does Biscoff and Nutella.
Salted caramel is overrated and also sucks.
Bacon sucks. So does Biscoff and Nutella.
Salted caramel is overrated and also sucks.