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pits. piss. peets.
NSFW 18+ ONLY. 30s
drawing hazbin art
♥️💙💜love the vees🦋📺📱

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axe @thexeys.bsky.social · Apr 27

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Porga!🔞💦 Voxtek™️ Cuck Chair

@itsporga.bsky.social

Do y’all think Velvette ever watched a true crime docuseries about “tv entertainer turned cult leader Vincent Whittman” and was like “look at this fucking loser lmao”

November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM

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🖤mineko🖤

@minekopoison.bsky.social

COPY BOY

November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM

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KnivesAgenda

@knivesagenda.bsky.social

Vox is my favorite sweater girl

November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM

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FrostStarlight

@frost-starlight.bsky.social

Art collab with my friend
Velvette - @bonmatsu.bsky.social
#Alastor #Velvette #HazbinHotel

November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM

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hearse

@hearsetears.bsky.social

xoxo

#staticmoth #voxval

November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM

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demimuu 💙 DM FOR COMMS

@demimuu.bsky.social

#velangel

November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM

axe

@thexeys.bsky.social

Sorry for crashing out last night love is real again today YAYYYYY

November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM

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Valenpits enthusiast 🐸💕🍞

@hypostasys.bsky.social

I love when he makes this stupid fucking face

November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM

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🖤mineko🖤

@minekopoison.bsky.social

#VoxVal

angry Val

November 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM

axe

@thexeys.bsky.social

abt to put my strawpage to rest cause legit every new gimmick i get lately is someone telling me velvette is a lesbian
bro, I KNOW. u r shaming a breathing, living lesbian abt how they're portraying a fictional one. I'M GOING TO CONTINUE TO SHIP POLYVEES UNTIL I DIE. ALL UR DOING IS FUELING MY SPITE

November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM

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ちを

@ti825564.bsky.social

November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM

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hell.fm 🔞 @6B84 ComicCon Stuttgart 25

@hell-fm.bsky.social

The girlies are having a karaoke night 🎤
…and Vox is there, too i guess

#radiovees #alastor #thevees #staticradio #radiostatic #voxal #voxval #staticmoth #velvette #valentinohazbin #voxhazbin #velvettehaznin #hazbinhotel #hellfmart

Alastor, still tied up in Vox‘ cables, is cheerfully singing *All Of Me* (in my mind in the version of Ella Fitzgerald even if that wasnt his era. I believe he kept up with jazz music after death but with nothing else. My headcanon is he lowkey hates Michael Buble lol) while playfully twirling one of the cables between his fingers.
Velvette is sitting on a couch and filming him while commenting *Haha, cute!*
Vox is standing behind the couch, with a glass of whiskey in his hand and a noticeable bulge in his pants. A small thinking bubble next to his head and his dumbfounded facial expression both indicate …interest.

First Panel: Valentino and Alastor (still tied up) are sitting on either side of Velvette on the couch.
Vox is behind them and watches them suspiciously as he takes sip of his drink.
Velvette is swiping on the karaoke tablet and asks *Boys, should I sing Charli XCX or Ke$ha?*
Valentino: I vote for Britney
Alastor: Have you ever heard of Billie Holiday
Velvette: Ugh, you‘re not helping.
Second Panel: Alastor and Valentino watch Velvette perform *No Angel from Charli XCX*. Alastor emits the noise of a studio audience cheering and says *Slay!* (Angel probably taught him that)
Valentino is filming Velvette on her phone and says *Yees, Mami! Shake that cute ass!*

First Panel: Vox sits on the couch and Velvette urges him to get up.
She says: *Vox, it’s your turn!*
Vox, with a sceptical look on his face: *Huh, but I’m not-*
Velvette: *Al picked a song for you*
Vox: *HE DID?!*
Valentino is standing next to the couch, has his hand on Vox‘ shoulder and hands him the microphone.
Val: *Take the mic, amorcito.*

Second Panel:
In the bottom left corner is Alastor, facing the viewer with a cheshire cat smirk on his face. In the background is Vox, holding a microphone and looking absolutely irritated while the lyrics from Radioheads *Creep* appear on the screen.

November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM

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demimuu 💙 DM FOR COMMS

@demimuu.bsky.social

#polyvees

November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM

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🌈Nightfall🌈

@nightfall-lrl.bsky.social

Val, don't be dramatic :c hes just a man...

...he's being dramatic 💅

I absolutely loved val this season. He's such an excellent frightingly real world villian while also being the silliest dumbest little guy ever. I just love the life Joel brings to him <3 #hazbinhotel #HazbinHotelValentino

November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM

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WASIAN VOX PROPAGANDIST @ Lace

@lace-hazbin.bsky.social

Sorry for blasting everyone with my normal art style as a pin-up fiend #KashDTIYS17k was calling to me like the Green Goblin mask 💀 Thank you so much for the prompt; this is the first time I’ve ever done a DTIYS!! And congrats!! :D #VoxAl #StaticRadio