Think, Pair, Swear - a podcast
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An elementary school vice-principal Millennial and a retired high school Gen X English teacher discuss the world of education as depicted in film and TV. 🏳️🌈🍎🎬📺
The fall trimester is over, and the winter trimester will start Monday, November 17 with some post-secondary media starting at Shiz University and Wicked.
And if you’re in the Kansas City area on March 31, 2026, join them for a live taping of the 100th episode of Think Pair Swear. More info soon.
And if you’re in the Kansas City area on March 31, 2026, join them for a live taping of the 100th episode of Think Pair Swear. More info soon.
October 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The fall trimester is over, and the winter trimester will start Monday, November 17 with some post-secondary media starting at Shiz University and Wicked.
And if you’re in the Kansas City area on March 31, 2026, join them for a live taping of the 100th episode of Think Pair Swear. More info soon.
And if you’re in the Kansas City area on March 31, 2026, join them for a live taping of the 100th episode of Think Pair Swear. More info soon.
Ronnie and Justin peruse the School Specialty catalog for bizarre finds and share them with you in tomorrow’s Extra Credit on Think Pair Swear. Listener stories, a preview of the fall trimester and a big announcement. Monday, October 13. Whenever you get podcasts.
October 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ronnie and Justin peruse the School Specialty catalog for bizarre finds and share them with you in tomorrow’s Extra Credit on Think Pair Swear. Listener stories, a preview of the fall trimester and a big announcement. Monday, October 13. Whenever you get podcasts.
Gay takeovers of gun ranges and a bid to be the grand marshal of the homecoming parade. All that and more for the fall trimester’s final show. Enjoy some Extra Credit Monday, October 13th.
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Gay takeovers of gun ranges and a bid to be the grand marshal of the homecoming parade. All that and more for the fall trimester’s final show. Enjoy some Extra Credit Monday, October 13th.
As we wrap up our fall trimester, we’re offering some extra credit. Listener stories, school supply catalogs, and a big announcement. Plus a preview of the winter trimester. Monday, October 13th.
October 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
As we wrap up our fall trimester, we’re offering some extra credit. Listener stories, school supply catalogs, and a big announcement. Plus a preview of the winter trimester. Monday, October 13th.
Well at least he’s not biting his lower lip. Think Pair Swear covers Mr Shu and all things Glee Monday, October 6th. Wherever you get podcasts.
October 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Well at least he’s not biting his lower lip. Think Pair Swear covers Mr Shu and all things Glee Monday, October 6th. Wherever you get podcasts.
Just is curious about Glee’s connection to the film The Human Centipede in the sneak peek of Monday’s episode. Coming October 6th:
October 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Just is curious about Glee’s connection to the film The Human Centipede in the sneak peek of Monday’s episode. Coming October 6th:
It’s final exam time for the fall trimester and Think Pair Swear is taking on Glee. Study hard. They’ll be proctoring your test Monday, October 6th.
October 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It’s final exam time for the fall trimester and Think Pair Swear is taking on Glee. Study hard. They’ll be proctoring your test Monday, October 6th.
How did a purple egg sex toy wind up in the musical instruments box at school? Download the latest Think Pair Swear over Law and Order SVU and find out. Wherever you get podcasts.
September 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
How did a purple egg sex toy wind up in the musical instruments box at school? Download the latest Think Pair Swear over Law and Order SVU and find out. Wherever you get podcasts.
Some teachers get their privates photographed in Law and Order SVU. How would Ronnie and Justin handle it? Find out of the next episode of Think Pair Swear but here’s a sneak peek:
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Some teachers get their privates photographed in Law and Order SVU. How would Ronnie and Justin handle it? Find out of the next episode of Think Pair Swear but here’s a sneak peek:
Buster Bluth’s turn as a teacher isn’t going too well. Find out why on the next Think Pair Swear as Ronnie and Justin explore the world of Law and Order SVU. Coming tomorrow wherever you get podcasts.
September 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Buster Bluth’s turn as a teacher isn’t going too well. Find out why on the next Think Pair Swear as Ronnie and Justin explore the world of Law and Order SVU. Coming tomorrow wherever you get podcasts.
Think, Pair, Swear finds out what happens when the SVU team starts investigating teachers. Hint: Nothing good. Coming Monday, September 29 wherever you get podcasts.
September 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Think, Pair, Swear finds out what happens when the SVU team starts investigating teachers. Hint: Nothing good. Coming Monday, September 29 wherever you get podcasts.
You haven’t downloaded the latest Think Pair Swear on Welcome to the Dollhouse? Have you no dignity?! Write us an essay on dignity and be prepared to read it to the class tomorrow!
September 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You haven’t downloaded the latest Think Pair Swear on Welcome to the Dollhouse? Have you no dignity?! Write us an essay on dignity and be prepared to read it to the class tomorrow!
Think Pair Swear explores the horrors of middle school tomorrows with the 30th anniversary of Welcome to the Dollhouse. We are all Dawn Wiener. Wherever you get podcasts.
September 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Think Pair Swear explores the horrors of middle school tomorrows with the 30th anniversary of Welcome to the Dollhouse. We are all Dawn Wiener. Wherever you get podcasts.
Think Pair Swear had the distinct pleasure of being on the Wheel of Fortune recap podcast Come on Big Money with their good friend Raul Villanueva. Check it out here or on Spotify or Apple Podcasts:
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September 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Think Pair Swear had the distinct pleasure of being on the Wheel of Fortune recap podcast Come on Big Money with their good friend Raul Villanueva. Check it out here or on Spotify or Apple Podcasts:
The worst middle school teacher in film shows up in Welcome to the Dollhouse. Ronnie and Justin cover this and more Monday, September 22nd but here’s your sneak peek:
September 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The worst middle school teacher in film shows up in Welcome to the Dollhouse. Ronnie and Justin cover this and more Monday, September 22nd but here’s your sneak peek:
Think, Pair, Swear is headed back to middle school next Monday, September 22 with Welcome to the Dollhouse. Find them wherever you get podcasts.
September 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Think, Pair, Swear is headed back to middle school next Monday, September 22 with Welcome to the Dollhouse. Find them wherever you get podcasts.
What!? You haven’t downloaded the latest episode of Think Pair Swear on the Netflix show Sex Education? Pearl clutch! It’s available wherever you get podcasts.
September 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What!? You haven’t downloaded the latest episode of Think Pair Swear on the Netflix show Sex Education? Pearl clutch! It’s available wherever you get podcasts.
Aimee Lou Wood isn’t just a White Lotus star. Your Think Pair Swear hosts are obsessed with her in Sex Education. The episode drops Monday, September 15.
September 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Aimee Lou Wood isn’t just a White Lotus star. Your Think Pair Swear hosts are obsessed with her in Sex Education. The episode drops Monday, September 15.
Think Pair Swear goes places that would shock the Moms for Liberty. It’s the Netflix series Sex Education (season 1, episodes 1 & 2) coming Monday, September 15 wherever you get podcasts.
September 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Think Pair Swear goes places that would shock the Moms for Liberty. It’s the Netflix series Sex Education (season 1, episodes 1 & 2) coming Monday, September 15 wherever you get podcasts.
Drew Barrymore gets fired and says “Screw it. I’m taking the flag too” in Donnie Darko. Ronnie and Justin have a lot to say about this bonkers high school on the latest Think Pair Swear. Available for downloads wherever you get podcasts.
September 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Drew Barrymore gets fired and says “Screw it. I’m taking the flag too” in Donnie Darko. Ronnie and Justin have a lot to say about this bonkers high school on the latest Think Pair Swear. Available for downloads wherever you get podcasts.
Ronnie and Justin have had it with this OG Mom for Liberty from Donnie Darko. They get into the and more on the next Think Pair Swear, Monday, September 8th.
September 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ronnie and Justin have had it with this OG Mom for Liberty from Donnie Darko. They get into the and more on the next Think Pair Swear, Monday, September 8th.
On the next Think Pair Swear, Ronnie and Justin get into Donnie Darko. Here’s a sneak peak where Ronnie discusses forced Character Education in a district where he taught:
September 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
On the next Think Pair Swear, Ronnie and Justin get into Donnie Darko. Here’s a sneak peak where Ronnie discusses forced Character Education in a district where he taught:
It’s back-to-school with the bizarre Donnie Darko on the next Think Pair Swear. Only matched in weirdness by his English teacher who in front of the class tells the new girl to pick a seat next to the boy she thinks is the cutest. Monday, September 8.
September 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It’s back-to-school with the bizarre Donnie Darko on the next Think Pair Swear. Only matched in weirdness by his English teacher who in front of the class tells the new girl to pick a seat next to the boy she thinks is the cutest. Monday, September 8.
Check out The Facts of Life Goes to Paris breakdown now available from Think Pair Swear wherever you get podcasts. A new updated version is coming soon without the sound issues of a mic cutting in and out for this episode and the last.
September 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Check out The Facts of Life Goes to Paris breakdown now available from Think Pair Swear wherever you get podcasts. A new updated version is coming soon without the sound issues of a mic cutting in and out for this episode and the last.
Mrs Garrett is the worst chaperone. Justin and Ronnie take a deep dive into this and student travel nightmares in The Facts of Life Goes to Paris on Think Pair Swear, Monday, September 1. Wherever you get podcasts.
August 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Mrs Garrett is the worst chaperone. Justin and Ronnie take a deep dive into this and student travel nightmares in The Facts of Life Goes to Paris on Think Pair Swear, Monday, September 1. Wherever you get podcasts.