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The Thirsty Spittoon

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“I don’t care what anybody says, it’s even difficult to hit a stationary spittoon; but missing—missing means you at least took aim.”

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Jan 19

The Thirsty Spittoon

Flirting with Truth and/or Hogwash since June 2015

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 5d

The News Reporter Has Not Been Seen Since This Fateful Day

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 5d

A Secret To Happiness

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 5d

The Key Is Knowing When It's Too Early For A Change And When The Change Is Imperative

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 5d

⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Saturday – September 25, 2022 – People Who Should Suffer Beheading; or At Least An Unhealable Paper Cut 20

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People Who Should Suffer Beheading; or At Least An Unhealable Paper Cut 20

Discussion of Various topics with a humorous, satirical, and sometimes sarcastic tone.

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 12d

You Are Being Tricked To Steal A Fairy's Light Everytime You Click That Wicked, Cursed Ink-Filled Stick

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 12d

I'm Not...I'm Not Sure What's Going On Here, But What A Cool Picture

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 12d

Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender.

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 12d

⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Saturday – December 17, 2015 – Greatest Characters Ever Written 10

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Greatest Characters Ever Written 10

Her story and voice transformed fiction, granting readers audience to her entire life, allowing readers access to her most intimate thoughts, emotions, and personal growth.

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 19d

🥃𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊'𝐒 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓🥃

Bad Conversation Topics When Surrounded by Throwable Objects 23

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 19d

But Yeah, I'm Great At Parties Too

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 19d

Smart Kid, But I Feel Bad For Him Later In Life If He Already Needs That Much Fiber

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 19d

Ah-ha, Hush That Fuss, Everybody Move To The Back Of The Buss

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 19d

🥃𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓🥃

Music Box 41 (Meme/Pic Dump)

Great Artists: Smokey Robinson And The Miracles

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 19d

Amazingly Emotional Movie Character Deaths: “Lee Abbott” ; A Quiet Place

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 19d

3AM Musings: It's A Stupid Saying Anyway

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 19d

⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Saturday – November 2. 2015 – Great Performances - My Generation 9

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Great Performances - My Generation 9

Sir Ian McKellen simply owns this role: He creates a "Richard" who is equal parts murderous, vulnerable, neglected, and playful, much closer to my perception of the essence of Shakespeare's original r...

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 26d

Even When You Try Your Hardest, Sometimes You Can't Move Forward

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 26d

Interesting Young Adult Reads: “A Court Of Thorn And Roses” ; Sarah J. Maas

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 26d

Keep That Thing Away From My Butter!

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 26d

⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Saturday – June 16, 2024 – Famous Art 22

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Famous Art 22

The painting depicts a couple embracing each other, their bodies entwined in elaborate beautiful robes decorated in a style influenced by the contempo

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Sep 20

Keyholes Are Fun

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Sep 20

In the mid 1890s Mary Whiton Caulkins completed all requirements towards a PhD in Psychology, but Harvard University refused to award her the degree because she was a woman.

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Sep 20

I Hate It When This Happens

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Sep 20

⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Saturday – April 19, 2020 – Rolls Of Insulation 8 (Meme/Pic Dump) (36 Pics)

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Rolls Of Insulation 8 (Meme/Pic Dump) (36 Pics)

Random joke, junk, literature, movie, film, television, music, quotes, and pictures from the internet and beyond.

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Sep 13

I Think It's Just A Button Now Though

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