Elite Bleat Agent
@thiry.bsky.social
Thiry! ♑️. He/She/They. 🏳️🌈 and queer besides. 25 years of age. 🔞
The idiot baaaaaaaaastard son…
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The idiot baaaaaaaaastard son…
What is the fursona of the Virgin Mary
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What is the fursona of the Virgin Mary
Tag yourself I’m strangulation
1992 Bruce Timm drawing of Batman Animated Series censorship items: handguns, drugs, alcohol, smoking, nudity, religion, child endangerment, crashing through glass, strangulation, and excessive face punching.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Tag yourself I’m strangulation
*friend wearing a Spyro costume*: man I gotta go to the bathroom
me: wanna hit up a subway?
me: wanna hit up a subway?
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
*friend wearing a Spyro costume*: man I gotta go to the bathroom
me: wanna hit up a subway?
me: wanna hit up a subway?
They should have made a twin peaks sega genesis platformer that shit would have gone unbelievably insane
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
They should have made a twin peaks sega genesis platformer that shit would have gone unbelievably insane
The worst part of having a goat fursona around Samhain is that if you go to a party you’re obliged to be the sacrifice at the party’s end 🙄
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The worst part of having a goat fursona around Samhain is that if you go to a party you’re obliged to be the sacrifice at the party’s end 🙄
The large I ordered for my Halloween costume was apparently much too small for me :B/
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The large I ordered for my Halloween costume was apparently much too small for me :B/
Lost in the sauce
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Lost in the sauce
They should make a Spotify wrapped but specifically how you masturbated in a given year.
October 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They should make a Spotify wrapped but specifically how you masturbated in a given year.
Yeah is the Ann Phoong?
Yeah, Something is very wrong for me:
The whales are dying.
Yeah, Something is very wrong for me:
The whales are dying.
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yeah is the Ann Phoong?
Yeah, Something is very wrong for me:
The whales are dying.
Yeah, Something is very wrong for me:
The whales are dying.
It’s really funny to me that in the old X-men movies its implied that Mystique has to spend her day job cosplaying a Republican senator all the time.
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s really funny to me that in the old X-men movies its implied that Mystique has to spend her day job cosplaying a Republican senator all the time.
Would you rather the project be limited in scope or be limited in soap?
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Would you rather the project be limited in scope or be limited in soap?
If you think about it, My Dinner with Andre was the first podcast.
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you think about it, My Dinner with Andre was the first podcast.
“You got any games on your phone?”
October 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“You got any games on your phone?”
:B(
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
:B(
You’re either a competer or an excreter
October 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You’re either a competer or an excreter
I’m not woke
I’m groke
I’m groke
October 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m not woke
I’m groke
I’m groke
I’m founding a grated community.
We all eat copious amounts of shredded cheese.
We all eat copious amounts of shredded cheese.
October 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m founding a grated community.
We all eat copious amounts of shredded cheese.
We all eat copious amounts of shredded cheese.
Excuse me, I’m not a gamer girl.
I’m a gameuse
I’m a gameuse
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Excuse me, I’m not a gamer girl.
I’m a gameuse
I’m a gameuse
Writing a magical school YA story where a plot point is that there’s an enormous drinking problem on campus.
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Writing a magical school YA story where a plot point is that there’s an enormous drinking problem on campus.
Would you rather keep secrets or secretions
October 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Would you rather keep secrets or secretions
This is a fatfur comic premise
October 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This is a fatfur comic premise
Devoutly Greek Orthodox Babyfur
October 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Devoutly Greek Orthodox Babyfur
I specifically asked to play riichii mahjong with some friends tonight
And I tried to steal a hand with one of the easy yaku’s without realizing they were invalid TWICE
I want to crawl into a hole
And I tried to steal a hand with one of the easy yaku’s without realizing they were invalid TWICE
I want to crawl into a hole
October 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I specifically asked to play riichii mahjong with some friends tonight
And I tried to steal a hand with one of the easy yaku’s without realizing they were invalid TWICE
I want to crawl into a hole
And I tried to steal a hand with one of the easy yaku’s without realizing they were invalid TWICE
I want to crawl into a hole