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@thiry.bsky.social
Thiry! ♑️. He/She/They. 🏳️‍🌈 and queer besides. 25 years of age. 🔞
Writing a story that involves a normal guy who worships devils, and I found this bit where he defends his spiritual practice to be really funny.
February 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Would you rather be a smooth wokeboy or a woke smoothboy
February 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Quirk chungus sun or twee Britain daughter
February 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I saw a man taking his hen with him on a bicycle ride.
February 13, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Today i got to Emerald IV in League of Legends.

I am officially better at ranked than 90% of the playerbase :B3
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Homeboy is just utterly lost in the sauce. Look at that. He’s got a feast.
small crab eating a grape (important)
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
What if we kissed in the wienerschnitzel converted into a Vietnamese restaurant
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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Thiry came to the Bhyal floodplain to dabble in biomancy, but the ancient ruins of the Khel had even more to teach him.

Painting comm for @thiry.bsky.social! #furryart
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Celiac people after they make the mistake of eating a 1 pound payload of TNT.
February 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I remembered to wear my jacket but not my shirt to work today
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Today’s main encounter in D&D

A coffee colored Pomeranian piloting a roomba sized toy tank capable of traveling 80 MPH
February 6, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Anybody ever been in a jazz band/jazz troupe? I’m looking to write a short story about such a band and I feel like it’d be helpful to consult first hand experience.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Bro they’re exulting you in the reskeets.

They’re uttering hymns and excreting annointments unto thee in the replies
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Captain haddock type expletives
February 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Me in a dfeam.Having lunch with A group with Frank zappa: “so lately ive been reading a lot of Robert e Howard. Ever hear of lukull of Atlantis?
Zappa: lol ok, no doubt you exist in some spectrum between cool and totally nerdy but right now you’re leaning way too hard on the nerdy side
January 24, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Self serious cold-war/dieselpunk themed fantasy setting about James-bond esque spycraft and intrigue.

There are humans, but inexplicably, all non-human species are cartoonish looking muppet creatures.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
And I say

Anyone ‘round here

Gay

*intense rave music*

And he beats me

With a frying pan

Without a handle
January 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Crazy how at 3 out of the last 4 furry conventions I’ve attended I’ve managed to badly damage my glasses
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
At the con:

Remember the 6 2 1 rule

6 shower

2 minute sleep

1 rice granule for food
January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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We have a whole hour of originals (mostly, plus a few covers) lined up for #FC2026. You don't wanna miss this!

🔃 Repost if we'll see you at the show ;3

🎨: @goatuna.bsky.social
#furry #music #musicsky #furcon #band #indie #rock
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Who wants to jout my brout
January 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
January 10, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Dating a baddie and they said that if they were a 5th century era Germanic tribe they’d be a Lombard.

Chat I think I have to cut things off.
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Was watching kingdom hearts lore with a buddy last night and like

It is insane to me that it is essentially someone’s incredibly messy, garden variety juvenile crossover fanfiction given the form of a triple A video game.

I mean this as a compliment btw
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM