collyflower 🍉
@thisiscolly.bsky.social
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unfriendly black hottie they/them 🇮🇪🇬🇭🇪🇺
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I just sent him a long ass message and not blocked him immediately after. I want him to have to chance to defend himself. I’ll clock his Virgo ass.
All I’ve ever wanted from my family is for them to let me be who I am and who I am is the baby sister that will kill anyone and everyone that fucks with my family. LET ME DO IT.
Next time I see my sisters partner might be the last time you guys ever hear from me cause I’m gonna get violent I swear to god
All I’ve ever wanted from my family is for them to let me be who I am and who I am is the baby sister that will kill anyone and everyone that fucks with my family. LET ME DO IT.
If you ever hear my name in the news, it’s cause I’ve gone psycho on this dickhead OOO I wanna knock him out.
After that he refused to help out and was just being a rude prick towards my sister. She even apologised to my partner for not introducing herself properly and I don’t think she did at all tbh. If he actually cared about his fiance and his child then maybe the party would have gone smoother.
He flipped out cause my sister needed him to help with setting up and he desperately needed to go home and get his watch. Mind it wouldn’t have taken that long to go get it but why the fuck did he need it that badly???
I need to scream about how much I hate my sisters partner but my parents have passed out and my boyfriend isn’t here. I need to scream. I NEED TO SCREAM!!!!
One time at the airport someone thought my sister was my mum which was worrying 🥴
I’m gonna go to a flotation tank when I get paid cause I think I’m gonna combust and d!e if I don’t relax soon
Today I got asked if me and my sister are twins. She’s literally SIX years older than me 🙃🙃🙃
But this made me realise my sister needs to get the fuck away from her partner. He was so useless and awful today like diva??? It’s your daughter’s birthday???? STEP UP!!!
Just realised I’ve gone to Tesco with these ears on
Shout out to my boyfriend for being so wonderful and helpful today when he literally didn’t have to be. I love him so much!
People keep thinking I’m my sister. You guys I look far too cool to be my sister let’s be serious.
Currently at my nieces birthday party and I wanna kick her dads head in 🙃🙃🙃
Nyongbella you will always be famous
I missed the store opening I hate everything 😩
Also I couldn’t go into work cause I was so burned out like I got ready and just couldn’t do it 😪😪😪
I went to put these on today and they didn’t fit right I’m so confused 😭
I have other stuff but these??? I fucking love these 🥹
Everyone prey for my boyfriend. He’s gonna meet my sister tomorrow and will experience judgement and scrutiny like never before 🙃🙃🙃
Does this mean they’re coming back???? I hate you Jesse but I’m still owed a London show!
I finally mastered chopsticks
Prince Andrew giving up his titles isn’t enough. I need him launched into the sun.