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collyflower 🍉
@thisiscolly.bsky.social
unfriendly black hottie
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If you feel like it: https://throne.com/thisiscolly
I know Ru, Michelle and Ross have no fucking idea who Amy Taylor is but I don’t care cause I DO AND I LOVE HER!!!
February 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Okay so I know some of you got me some lovely gifts from Throne but I think it’s time to get serious. There’s a fundraiser on mine for a new DJ controller and if you can and you want to I would really appreciate a lil something towards that 💚💚💚
February 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Oh I forgot about another event I was meant to go to tonight but again I’m old and sad and bummed and I feel like butt poop fart skid mark 🙃
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I was meant to go to a kink event tonight but I sold my ticket when I was poor and right now I’m so bummed out I would not be able to get into the kinky spirit. Thank you past Colly 🫡
February 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
WIFI WE HAVE WIFI IN THE HOUSE!!!
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
The concept of experiencing Corrie for the first time
February 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
If I don’t get the Project Hail Mary Lego set TRUST I will be getting violent
February 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Been asleep all day which is like whatever but it was partly cause I had a migraine and partly cause the wifi IS STILL FUCKING DOWN
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
AMY FUCKING TAYLOR IS A GUEST JUDGE ON DRAG RACE AHHHHHHHHHHH
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February 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
This is literally me and my boyfriend
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Everyday I have dry lips and everyday I need a cigarette, yet everyday I have to buy a lip balm and a lighter because I’m an idiot
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February 4, 2026 at 10:28 AM
The dj at the wedding played this song and I swear to god everyone took a step back from me I was going so hard open.spotify.com/track/6TnnyF...
Adagio for Strings
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February 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Also my wifi is still fucking down
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Been home for like 5 minutes and my mum is already being difficult
February 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I saw all your replies from Saturday and I’m so grateful to have this community you’re all so wonderful 💚💚💚💚
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Dublin airport is run by fucking clowns what is going on?!
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Still in Dublin but desperately need to get back home. These kids are killing me.
February 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I wanted to open up to my cousin about how I’m non binary but then she went on a transphobic rant and was saying how JK Rowling is right so yeah. This weekend is now ruined.
January 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
You know when you go to a wedding and there’s one adult that the kids become obsessed with and won’t leave them alone???? I am that adult today. Help.
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Yay my cousin is married time to get drunk!
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Of course my period would start the same weekend as a wedding and I’m staying at my cousins house who literally has no need for pads or tampons 🌚
January 31, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Can you believe some gay guy from Arkansas led to this moment??? @becoolia.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
CATHERINE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Five jobs I’ve had:
Bartender
Bar Supervisor
Waitress
Sales assistant
Artist Liaison
Five jobs I’ve had:
- Admin Assistant
- Geek Squad Agent
- Disney Cast Member
- City Manager
- Legal Assistant

… umm… yeah, so… 🥴 I hate this
Five jobs i’ve had:
- tim hortons storefront
- shoppers drug mart merchandiser/cashier
- road line painter
- winners associate
- does singer songwriter count? Ive been paid but maybe under like $1000 total lol so atp could i count being a sugar baby for 3 months too? U pick
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
As soon as I sat down with my pint in this bar CMAT starts playing and now Confidence Man is playing. I never wanna go back to London wahhhhhhh 😓
January 30, 2026 at 6:01 PM