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“To me, we are the most beautiful creatures in the whole world. Black people. And I mean that in every sense.” - Nina Simone
thisismonte.bsky.social
He’s a bit of both but that’s okay. He was just trying to show you girls that the ass is fat AND he can be packed in a trunk if it comes to that.
thisismonte.bsky.social
Don’t do us. Quiet as kept, @aj549.blacksky.app and I could outrun a lot of you heauxs.

Don’t let these guts and butts fool you.

Cheetahs, bitch!
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I mean, it is on brand, lol.
thisismonte.bsky.social
😂😂 it’s the pic and the caption.
thisismonte.bsky.social
I found a place

Where we could boogie
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Naked people in locker rooms after seeing his video:
thisismonte.bsky.social
Yay! Congratulations!!!!
thisismonte.bsky.social
😩 How have you been, though?
thisismonte.bsky.social
Actually…it’s kinda giving that. 😂😩 I thought this was second Saturn return but apparently it’s called a Saturn square. Oh, the astrology of it all.
thisismonte.bsky.social
I figured somebody had to be, just didn’t expect Saturn or Uranus. Mars and Mercury are usually culprits of this kind of chaos. 😂
thisismonte.bsky.social
Bitch, are we in retrograde? What is going on?
thisismonte.bsky.social
Man, get the fuck outta here. #Eagles
thisismonte.bsky.social
Leave it to the #Eagles to make the worst team in the division look better than what they are.

🙄
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😂 Thor, hammer, you - it checks out lol
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I see you’ve embraced it 😂
thisismonte.bsky.social
A mess no doubt but you ain’t slick, beige ponk. Trying to exclude yourself like you didn’t throw the first fleet at stonewall.