If my daughter could piss in under 45 minutes, that would be great.
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If my daughter could piss in under 45 minutes, that would be great.
The newest character in our house is "Slam Body Jack". She's like Regular Jack, but she will surprise Body Slam you.
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The newest character in our house is "Slam Body Jack". She's like Regular Jack, but she will surprise Body Slam you.
How is there more??? Why does it matter if the name isn't a pseudonym????? What the FUCK is a Family Core?????????
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
How is there more??? Why does it matter if the name isn't a pseudonym????? What the FUCK is a Family Core?????????
It's just so fucking good 😭
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It's just so fucking good 😭
Me, at the tree lighting event by the library, admiring the giant snow flake ornamentation.
Jack: "Coniferous Tree have a white asterisks on it!"
Me: "you're exactly right, dear"
Omg I'm turning her into a weirdo already 😭
Jack: "Coniferous Tree have a white asterisks on it!"
Me: "you're exactly right, dear"
Omg I'm turning her into a weirdo already 😭
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Me, at the tree lighting event by the library, admiring the giant snow flake ornamentation.
Jack: "Coniferous Tree have a white asterisks on it!"
Me: "you're exactly right, dear"
Omg I'm turning her into a weirdo already 😭
Jack: "Coniferous Tree have a white asterisks on it!"
Me: "you're exactly right, dear"
Omg I'm turning her into a weirdo already 😭
I miss playing D&D so much. I haven't done any roleplaying in years and I would do some rash things to be a part of a persistent campaign again.
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I miss playing D&D so much. I haven't done any roleplaying in years and I would do some rash things to be a part of a persistent campaign again.
It was cute at first but my daughter genuinely does seem to just love fire...
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It was cute at first but my daughter genuinely does seem to just love fire...
Curious phenomenon: this book I'm reading is titled a "history of clothing" and it's just.... Not that? The last 10% of the book I've gone through is all about union busting and toxic chemical use.
This isn't a history of *clothing*, it's a history of industrial textile production....
This isn't a history of *clothing*, it's a history of industrial textile production....
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Curious phenomenon: this book I'm reading is titled a "history of clothing" and it's just.... Not that? The last 10% of the book I've gone through is all about union busting and toxic chemical use.
This isn't a history of *clothing*, it's a history of industrial textile production....
This isn't a history of *clothing*, it's a history of industrial textile production....
Elation at my daughter figuring out how to blow her nose immediately gives way to distress that her new favorite toy appears to be "tissues covered in mucus"
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Elation at my daughter figuring out how to blow her nose immediately gives way to distress that her new favorite toy appears to be "tissues covered in mucus"
"in 1913 the average women's dresses took 19 yards of fabric. By 1928 the average dress took less than 7. Manufacturers understood that encouraging styles that took less fabric meant goods that were less expensive to produce"
Unsurprising but still interesting
Unsurprising but still interesting
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"in 1913 the average women's dresses took 19 yards of fabric. By 1928 the average dress took less than 7. Manufacturers understood that encouraging styles that took less fabric meant goods that were less expensive to produce"
Unsurprising but still interesting
Unsurprising but still interesting
Quiet post Thanksgiving morning 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Quiet post Thanksgiving morning 🥰
I told Jack that today was a holiday and now she thinks we're going to go Trick-Or-Treating tonight...
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I told Jack that today was a holiday and now she thinks we're going to go Trick-Or-Treating tonight...
Me, reviewing my teammate's new feature, after taking psychic damage all week from working for a huge social media company: "This code isn't very... Disco"
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me, reviewing my teammate's new feature, after taking psychic damage all week from working for a huge social media company: "This code isn't very... Disco"
Manager: "William, can I ask you a personal question? When you were traveling for NHO, I thought you submitted duplicate expense reports... But you just ate at the same place and ordered the same meal 5 days in a row? Why??"
It's called autism, Tommy.
It's called autism, Tommy.
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Manager: "William, can I ask you a personal question? When you were traveling for NHO, I thought you submitted duplicate expense reports... But you just ate at the same place and ordered the same meal 5 days in a row? Why??"
It's called autism, Tommy.
It's called autism, Tommy.
I was yesterday years old when I learned I, apparently, don't know what a back handed compliment is.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I was yesterday years old when I learned I, apparently, don't know what a back handed compliment is.
This puzzle is really Doing It for me
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This puzzle is really Doing It for me
I love the early morning when it's dark out, all the girls are still asleep, and I get to sit by the fireplace and read while listening to the rain outside.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I love the early morning when it's dark out, all the girls are still asleep, and I get to sit by the fireplace and read while listening to the rain outside.
Reposted by William
This is art.
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This is art.
I. Don't. Understand.
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I. Don't. Understand.
Can you be a Himbo by being sweet and dumb, or do you have to be buff too?
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Can you be a Himbo by being sweet and dumb, or do you have to be buff too?
I *am* good at socializing
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I *am* good at socializing
Sam: *blows out smoke*
Sam: "Everyone thinks Makima is this Dommy Mommy woof woof woof, but she's actually a total girl failure cringe lord fem-cel"
Sam: "Everyone thinks Makima is this Dommy Mommy woof woof woof, but she's actually a total girl failure cringe lord fem-cel"
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Sam: *blows out smoke*
Sam: "Everyone thinks Makima is this Dommy Mommy woof woof woof, but she's actually a total girl failure cringe lord fem-cel"
Sam: "Everyone thinks Makima is this Dommy Mommy woof woof woof, but she's actually a total girl failure cringe lord fem-cel"
This podcast on teaching children reading is making me So Mad!
!!!
!!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This podcast on teaching children reading is making me So Mad!
!!!
!!!
Someone please play this game with me, I want to talk about story theories 😭
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Someone please play this game with me, I want to talk about story theories 😭