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thomascoyle

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“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

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thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 9m

I think that this crime against America’s heritage,one among trump’s many crimes, is the one that should disgust Americans across the country no matter their political leanings.

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thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 4h

Jack Kimble has the republican social media patter down so pat that it’s easy to forget that he’s a parody of party full of parodies.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 4h

From the accents it obviously not the US press asking these questions and not accepting Donny’s bullshit.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 6h

Has DeSantis met his wife? She had a critical health issue before the age of 50.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 18h

I call trump Shitler and yesterday, to make my point, the doofus tooted a live action video of him being inordinately proud of his explosive diarrhea that’s due to his excessive drug usage.

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thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 23h

Donny also has uncontrollable bowel movements, usually in the form of diarrhea.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 1d

Can we get a reporter to ask Johnson a question such as, “Why does the potential release of the Epstein files appear to frighten members of the republican party so much? What’s in them that causes you to balk at letting the public see them?”

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 1d

Poor Donny, no wonder he’s upset. Millions of Americans gather to protest his misrule, the president of Colombia rightfully calls him a murderer and he discovers that not only are the frogs gay, they’re now the greatest threat to his regime of fuckups and deviants.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 1d

I want to thank trump for this. Because by tooting out this video, he’s reminding the world about his uncontrollable Incontinence and the reason that he needs to wear a diaper at all times.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 1d

I want to thank trump, by tooting out this video, for reminding the world about his Incontinence and the actual reason that he needs to wear a diaper.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 1d

My question is did they ask them to remove the penis outfit first or just decided on violence as their only option.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 1d

The tribunals need to be held in Donny’s new WH ballroom. And after the conclusion of the trials, the build is demolished as an unnecessary eyesore.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 1d

My rep, Don Beyer was at the event I attended.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 1d

Writing checks? That’s not how you receive your Sorosbucks. I get my antifa paycheck by Venmo.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 1d

This is quite the leader question.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 1d

A great individual game by Ohtani. All time top ten. Still surpassed by Rick Wise throwing a no-hitter and hitting two home runs in the same game.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 2d

Isn’t that pic so cute. Looks like the WH had a Burger King run today instead of the usual McDonalds and a very special boy got a cardboard crown to wear.

Looks like the WH had a Burger King run today and a very special boy got a cardboard crown to wear.

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thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 2d

Isn’t that pic so cute. Looks like the WH had a Burger King run today instead of the usual McDonalds and a very special boy got a cardboard crown to wear.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 2d

Just returned from a local gathering. Can say it’s certain that we evil socialist communists of Antifa love our country, American flags and dogs. That’s why trump hates and fears us.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 2d

Just returned from a local gathering. Apparently, from the crowd, we of Antifa love American flags and dogs. No wonder trump and the magadumbians hate and fear us.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 2d

A great game by Ohtani. Almost as impressive as Rick Wise throwing a no-hitter and hitting two home runs.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 2d

A great performance by Ohtani. Almost as impressive as Rick Wise throwing a no-hitter and hitting two home runs.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 3d

How many elderly deaths were sponsored by Rick Scott’s Medicare fraud?

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thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 6d

I think that Donny is more upset about the photo showing his lack of hair and how ridiculous his cotton candy combover actually looks to normal people.

thomascoyle @thomaskcoyle.bsky.social · 6d

I have to say that just about every Russian useful idiot has the same dead eyes and stupid thoughts. I’d like to remind the crayon eating trump that God doesn’t need to be saved but he surely does.