Mark Thomas
@thomven.bsky.social
Sarcastic, Trump despising, Atheist.
Have you noticed that according to RFK Jr. pretty much everything you eat or drink causes some physical or mental disorder?
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Have you noticed that according to RFK Jr. pretty much everything you eat or drink causes some physical or mental disorder?
As his insanity accelerates, his disgusting beliefs worsen. Something drastic needs to be done.
February 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
As his insanity accelerates, his disgusting beliefs worsen. Something drastic needs to be done.
Trump failed to realize that the children he fucked would grow up to fuck him!!
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Trump failed to realize that the children he fucked would grow up to fuck him!!
Coming soon to theatres near you!
“THE WIDOW TRUMP“
Should be a huge hit!!!
“THE WIDOW TRUMP“
Should be a huge hit!!!
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Coming soon to theatres near you!
“THE WIDOW TRUMP“
Should be a huge hit!!!
“THE WIDOW TRUMP“
Should be a huge hit!!!
Someone needs to convert the Oval Office into a padded cell!! ASAP!!!
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Someone needs to convert the Oval Office into a padded cell!! ASAP!!!
We may have to call in NATO to rescue us from Trump!!
January 24, 2026 at 5:35 PM
We may have to call in NATO to rescue us from Trump!!
I can’t wait for President Vance to be a Lame Duck!!
January 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I can’t wait for President Vance to be a Lame Duck!!
White House bans binder clips after assassination attempt!!
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 AM
White House bans binder clips after assassination attempt!!
Times change.
I always thought it would be Russia that would start World War III.
I always thought it would be Russia that would start World War III.
January 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Times change.
I always thought it would be Russia that would start World War III.
I always thought it would be Russia that would start World War III.
Child rapist handed No-Ball Prize!!
January 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Child rapist handed No-Ball Prize!!
Everyone should send Trump an old trophy!! I’m thinking of sending an old bowling award I got in the sixth grade!!’ Cover him up!!!
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Everyone should send Trump an old trophy!! I’m thinking of sending an old bowling award I got in the sixth grade!!’ Cover him up!!!
I’ve always wondered what it would be like having an insane lunatic for president.
Now I know!!
Now I know!!
January 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I’ve always wondered what it would be like having an insane lunatic for president.
Now I know!!
Now I know!!
HE’S DEAD!!
Sorry, just practicing.
Sorry, just practicing.
January 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
HE’S DEAD!!
Sorry, just practicing.
Sorry, just practicing.
We al know that Trump thinks big. He can’t be satisfied with just the citizens of the US hating him but now the rest of the planet!! He must be overjoyed!!!
January 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
We al know that Trump thinks big. He can’t be satisfied with just the citizens of the US hating him but now the rest of the planet!! He must be overjoyed!!!
I wonder if any of Trump’s cabinet members know what happened at Nuremberg??
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I wonder if any of Trump’s cabinet members know what happened at Nuremberg??
Maduro’s defense is that he only raped children so he should be pardoned and set free.
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Maduro’s defense is that he only raped children so he should be pardoned and set free.
Nice try Donny Boy!! The files are still coming!!
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Nice try Donny Boy!! The files are still coming!!
Trump is very simple to understand. What ever he says, think opposite.
His health for instance.
His health for instance.
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Trump is very simple to understand. What ever he says, think opposite.
His health for instance.
His health for instance.
Here’s to RFK Jr. succumbing to measles!!! Bye asshole!!!’
January 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Here’s to RFK Jr. succumbing to measles!!! Bye asshole!!!’
I suggest a golden straight jacket would be apropos!
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I suggest a golden straight jacket would be apropos!
It’s amazing how much one man can fuck up!!
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s amazing how much one man can fuck up!!
They’re now using a paint roller to redact files!!
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
They’re now using a paint roller to redact files!!
”JD this is Erica. God made me horney. Can you stop by?”
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
”JD this is Erica. God made me horney. Can you stop by?”
I’m dreaming of a last Christmas for you know who!!
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m dreaming of a last Christmas for you know who!!
Looks to me that Mother Nature is about to redact Trump on her own!!
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Looks to me that Mother Nature is about to redact Trump on her own!!