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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 2h

I feel like freeness was a setup to rhyme with penis when he was telling this at parties

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 4h

They switch between low Sulphur fuel to the jankass unfiltered shit in international waters.

Surely they should pay for that shit

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 7h

You guys know crusader kings is supposed to end in 1453 right?

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 4d

Buy a bucket of European salt licorice, learn to like it.

Two weeks in you cave and eat one cuz ur starving and by Halloween you are chain slamming the friggin Lakritzsenkeln

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 7d

Stephon Marbury was a visionary. Go play for China, coach for China, obtain Chinese citizenship.

Bridging cultural divides by bringing glory to the Beijing Ducks.

Stephon Marbury is quite an important man, like he's actually up there with Ghandi but we underrate him as we always have.

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 7d

Oh he is only letting you in if you're a science engineering or basketball asset

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 9d

Over or under the pan flute cover of our god is an awesome God?

It's a high bar I set for Christian music

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 9d

I mean nip/tuck is a show about two plastic surgeons who smuggle drugs out of columbian strippers' breast implants.

He has never not been committed.

But he used to lie and say it was satire when it's actually the raw trash from his heart

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 9d

The people should be shamed.

The corporations doing it should be shot

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 10d

Does he think rich people are playing? Not making bets in masks?

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 10d

It's ass.

I have given Ryan Murphy so many chances. It's all ass.

Watch Ratched for proof

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 10d

Well you see her boobs are huge.

Wokeness is dead

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 11d

Incorrect. You actually aren't supposed to point it at people at all.

You're supposed to lay down the pepper at their feet or nearby walls and catch them in the cloud by the official training

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 13d

How much did these assholes pay to the Saul Zaentz company for a whole portfolio of cringe Tolkien themed companies?

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 13d

"new tactic"

I think you'll find it's one of the oldest tactics.

If the ransom offered for you isn't very good, this is the default tactic

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 13d

I talk about this regularly

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 13d

"say hallo tu all of thee leetle peeple inside my computer"

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 14d

I have bad news... They're only gonna get a like 15% lighter tops until the next battery revolution.

Could be any time now, could literally never happen.

I do not think it's likely that lithium iron phosphate is the endgame battery but we might not get a better one in large volume for a while

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 14d

AI is the ultimate minority.

Literally no people in it

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 14d

Gwen Stefani is eligible for the reverse Gwen Stefani at this point.

It's been so long it circled back to seeming preposterous

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 14d

youtu.be/H4IGxd4NhAw

>I don't do penetration
>my dick is like a raisin
>no, no penetration gurl
>I don't do penetration

CRIB DEF - All My Girls is Virgins

YouTube video by DJ Crib Def

youtu.be

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 14d

The irony is LEDs natively give off the directional light you'd want

But none of them are tuned to an exacting in SAE spec

Too dim is bad but too bright is just as bad.

(I also heard a cheap Chinese piezo buzzer so loud I brought a dB meter into the Wendy's and caught an actual OSHA violation)

thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 15d

Actually I think quite a lot of the fiction was about how AI would try to murder us

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 15d

Excuse me but a bitch with no body is not a virgin, it's weird that he thinks so and weirder that he cares.

If you don't wanna read about your favorite actress being slutty just don't read about that, you're not her agent

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thumbwarriordx.bsky.social @thumbwarriordx.bsky.social · 15d

Even like 10% of RL Stine's work is disqualified here

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