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📲 dunno
📲 might wallow around in my depression, play some video games, watch some crappy 2000s stoner comedy on my tv, wallow in my depression
He pauses –– momentarily. Tap-tap-tap.
📲 why do you ask?
📲 might wallow around in my depression, play some video games, watch some crappy 2000s stoner comedy on my tv, wallow in my depression
He pauses –– momentarily. Tap-tap-tap.
📲 why do you ask?
📲 “Exactly that one! I’ll see if I can make it to the auditions tomorrow. I feel like I’d be a shoe-in.”
Her thumbs tapped away at her phone, scheduling herself for an early morning audition.
📲 “What all do you having going on tonight by the way?”
Her thumbs tapped away at her phone, scheduling herself for an early morning audition.
📲 “What all do you having going on tonight by the way?”
📲 Ugh. Secret Hospital?
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
📲 dunno
📲 might wallow around in my depression, play some video games, watch some crappy 2000s stoner comedy on my tv, wallow in my depression
He pauses –– momentarily. Tap-tap-tap.
📲 why do you ask?
📲 might wallow around in my depression, play some video games, watch some crappy 2000s stoner comedy on my tv, wallow in my depression
He pauses –– momentarily. Tap-tap-tap.
📲 why do you ask?
📲 Ugh. Secret Hospital?
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
📲 “Just a little something to get you ‘tingling’. 😜”
She smiled at her phone’s screen before sending another text.
📲 “There is no way I’m kissing a Lobster-Man, I’ll pass. How about that new upcoming medical drama series? Think I’d be good for that?”
She smiled at her phone’s screen before sending another text.
📲 “There is no way I’m kissing a Lobster-Man, I’ll pass. How about that new upcoming medical drama series? Think I’d be good for that?”
📲 I think it's more like an Aquaman situation, or something? Or maybe it's more like Beauty and the Best, where he gets *turned* into a Lobster ... man?
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
📲 Ugh. Secret Hospital?
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
📲 I think it's more like an Aquaman situation, or something? Or maybe it's more like Beauty and the Best, where he gets *turned* into a Lobster ... man?
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
She grinned as her phone lit up with his text response to her.
📲 “Very funny. And lobster man? What is he a Bostonian fisherman who got pinched by a radioactive lobster?”
She teased before sending a second text.
📲 “Anyway, I don’t think the world will ever get tired of super heroes. ;)”
📲 “Very funny. And lobster man? What is he a Bostonian fisherman who got pinched by a radioactive lobster?”
She teased before sending a second text.
📲 “Anyway, I don’t think the world will ever get tired of super heroes. ;)”
📲 That's only *one* reason
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
📲 I think it's more like an Aquaman situation, or something? Or maybe it's more like Beauty and the Best, where he gets *turned* into a Lobster ... man?
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
📲 That's only *one* reason
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
She read his texts and scoffed, shaking her head a little.
📲 “What because I’d fill out her outfits well?”
She teased before sending another text.
📲 “Come on, gimme a real answer. Something more fitting for my talents. Maybe like a super hero movie?”
📲 “What because I’d fill out her outfits well?”
She teased before sending another text.
📲 “Come on, gimme a real answer. Something more fitting for my talents. Maybe like a super hero movie?”
His brief gaming session is momentarily paused by the vibration of his phone –– he spares a glance at the messenger, a light quirk of his brow.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
📲 That's only *one* reason
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
His brief gaming session is momentarily paused by the vibration of his phone –– he spares a glance at the messenger, a light quirk of his brow.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
Like usual at times like this, Peter popped his way into her mind. She sent him a text.
“Hey so I’m kinda looking for work right now since my internship at The Bugle ended after summer semester. What kind of acting gigs should I be looking for?”
“Hey so I’m kinda looking for work right now since my internship at The Bugle ended after summer semester. What kind of acting gigs should I be looking for?”
She'll get the part –– he knows it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
His brief gaming session is momentarily paused by the vibration of his phone –– he spares a glance at the messenger, a light quirk of his brow.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
She'll get the part –– he knows it.
She’s taking in the sights and sounds of NYC from her new apartment, having finally settled in.
Sure, it was a little empty without someone to share it with, but the space suited her.
She glanced down at her phone, and sent a quick text to her agent.
MJ was bound to get a big acting gig soon.
Sure, it was a little empty without someone to share it with, but the space suited her.
She glanced down at her phone, and sent a quick text to her agent.
MJ was bound to get a big acting gig soon.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
She'll get the part –– he knows it.
... alright.
your variant's pancake bot attacked me.
... what.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
... alright.
... what.
one of you have a pancake robot and it literally attacked me.
That's ... fair.
What did I do, this time?
What did I do, this time?
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
... what.
That's ... fair.
What did I do, this time?
What did I do, this time?
yes YOU.
i got beef with one of you, that means i got beef with all of you.
i got beef with one of you, that means i got beef with all of you.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
That's ... fair.
What did I do, this time?
What did I do, this time?
–– I wonder if that Superhero Dispatch Network pays well ...
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
–– I wonder if that Superhero Dispatch Network pays well ...
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Sometimes –– usually it's just bruises.
Wow, that was said with so much confidence I almost believed it.
Do people often punch blood out of you? Are you a gusher?
Do people often punch blood out of you? Are you a gusher?
I'm not a blusher, believe me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sometimes –– usually it's just bruises.
I'm not a blusher, believe me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
You're blushing under that mask, aren't you?
What?! No!
What is with you –– ?!
What is with you –– ?!
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm not a blusher, believe me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
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* 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍.
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
* 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍.
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What?! No!
What is with you –– ?!
What is with you –– ?!
A teacher? So you're thinking I'm like a student? Like a little teacher-student roleplay, do you? Kinda sick, but I dig it.
No, no –– it's just ... y'know ...
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What?! No!
What is with you –– ?!
What is with you –– ?!
No, no –– it's just ... y'know ...
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
Weird thing to ask out of the blue, but alright.
No reason.
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
No, no –– it's just ... y'know ...
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
No reason.
Yeah, why?
... Do you have ADHD?
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
No reason.
... Do you have ADHD?
Kinda fucked up they're called human resources, isn't it? Treating humans like they're a resource? And then you're accusing me of that? No, man, you need to accuse, like, Stalin of that or something, I was always bad at history.
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
... Do you have ADHD?
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"Wh –– ...
... I ...
... okay?"
He's getting super mixed feelings right now.
... I ...
... okay?"
He's getting super mixed feelings right now.
"Aren't you a fountain of confidence. I don't even care if you want a donut, I'm not getting you one."
"Alright, if you say so."
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"Wh –– ...
... I ...
... okay?"
He's getting super mixed feelings right now.
... I ...
... okay?"
He's getting super mixed feelings right now.
"Alright, if you say so."
"I didn't say Granny'd know I was there. Don't worry, I'll leave some change for the old fuck."
Aren't you banned?
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Alright, if you say so."
Aren't you banned?
Heading to Granny's for a coffee and a donut, anybody want anything?
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Aren't you banned?