Typhoid Carrie
@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social
In real life I’m a picture of a cat.
“Tamed our west”
Cool cool, so proud
Cool cool, so proud
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“Tamed our west”
Cool cool, so proud
Cool cool, so proud
That dog ain’t gonna wag itself
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
That dog ain’t gonna wag itself
Same. Well, I wasn’t drinking so I just spit on my phone for fun.
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Same. Well, I wasn’t drinking so I just spit on my phone for fun.
This is under appreciated
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is under appreciated
Maher is a right-wing motherfucker who just happens to believe in Climate Change.
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Maher is a right-wing motherfucker who just happens to believe in Climate Change.
Damn it that’s funny
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Damn it that’s funny
Yeah that does seem insanely expensive but the suction power is probably outstanding.
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Yeah that does seem insanely expensive but the suction power is probably outstanding.
The Contractors on the Death Star conundrum.
I just can’t imagine being the guy running the backhoe.
a live look this morning at the demolished East Wing of the White House
October 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Contractors on the Death Star conundrum.
Honestly very funny.
70s pimp
Homeless Mel Gibson
Laura Bush
and soooo much more I already forgot.
70s pimp
Homeless Mel Gibson
Laura Bush
and soooo much more I already forgot.
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Honestly very funny.
70s pimp
Homeless Mel Gibson
Laura Bush
and soooo much more I already forgot.
70s pimp
Homeless Mel Gibson
Laura Bush
and soooo much more I already forgot.
Whoa. Volvo didn’t approve that.
And just as an aside, my old Volvo was the best car I ever had.
And just as an aside, my old Volvo was the best car I ever had.
October 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Whoa. Volvo didn’t approve that.
And just as an aside, my old Volvo was the best car I ever had.
And just as an aside, my old Volvo was the best car I ever had.
Oh my god it does!
October 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Oh my god it does!
I *am* angry when he wakes up with a pulse🤷🏻♀️
October 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I *am* angry when he wakes up with a pulse🤷🏻♀️
“I don’t know the details”
- lists details
- lists details
Q: How comfortable are you w/Trump seeking $230m from the DOJ?
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don't know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he's owed that reimbursement. What I heard is that if receives it, he's gonna consider giving it to charity. They attack him for everything. *changes topic*
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don't know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he's owed that reimbursement. What I heard is that if receives it, he's gonna consider giving it to charity. They attack him for everything. *changes topic*
October 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“I don’t know the details”
- lists details
- lists details
I was just about to write that.😊
October 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I was just about to write that.😊
Thanks again, SCOTUS!
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Thanks again, SCOTUS!
Well nothing else has worked.
October 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Well nothing else has worked.
Let’s hope this ends with him freezing to death in a maze.
October 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Let’s hope this ends with him freezing to death in a maze.
Mike Johnson was definitely pushed into a girls locker room
October 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Mike Johnson was definitely pushed into a girls locker room
Well the rule would only apply to the pure bloodline of course
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Well the rule would only apply to the pure bloodline of course
“If he’s a king, why isn’t he married to his cousin?”
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
“If he’s a king, why isn’t he married to his cousin?”
I assume Mike Johnson will be weighing in on this soon.
October 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I assume Mike Johnson will be weighing in on this soon.
I guess David Bowie was also a nazi?
I hated even sarcastically writing that sentence.
I hated even sarcastically writing that sentence.
October 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I guess David Bowie was also a nazi?
I hated even sarcastically writing that sentence.
I hated even sarcastically writing that sentence.
If Jesus had a jet pack he’d still be alive today.
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If Jesus had a jet pack he’d still be alive today.