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── 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦.
Pinned

THANK YOU.

( waiting, rather impatiently.. snatching the drink from the proxy with a sneer. )

t-t--took long enough.
Uh, yeah, I can. I just did.

LOOK. FINE. Okay? I'll get your damn Redbull.

[ Yawwnn. Telling his Proxy to get a White Peach Flavored Redbull. ]

[ After a while, it arrives with the Redbull, shoving his tentacles in the ground and sipping from the ominous grey can. ]

i wanted my WHITE PEACH FLAVORED REDBULL.
n-n-n-n--not this GASOLINE.

( taking the drink, tipping it over and pouring it out. )

you're like -- y-y-y--you CAN NOT compare your stomach to MINE.
January 31, 2026 at 6:02 PM

i wanted my WHITE PEACH FLAVORED REDBULL.
n-n-n-n--not this GASOLINE.

( taking the drink, tipping it over and pouring it out. )

you're like -- y-y-y--you CAN NOT compare your stomach to MINE.
It's a ENERGETIC, man. Stop being a wuss about it.

[ He snatches the drink, his tentacles piercing through it and seemingly absorving the liquid in his system. Handing it over. ]

See, I'm perfect. Not even a single tummy ache, have it.

i mean, that's fine--

wh-wh-what the hell is this.

( holding up the pure aluminum can. pointing at it, brows furrowing. )

i'm NOT drinking this.
January 31, 2026 at 5:53 PM

i mean, that's fine--

wh-wh-what the hell is this.

( holding up the pure aluminum can. pointing at it, brows furrowing. )

i'm NOT drinking this.
I mean, better than no redbull, right?

It.. it-- Could probably be gasoline, I'm not sure if they know the difference, just told them to get some random energetic. It's just...

[ Looking closer, it's just a fucking random gray can with no labels. ]

bro got me the redbull of mysterious origin...
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 PM

bro got me the redbull of mysterious origin...
I don't usually tend to read the label, sorry, man. Look, I'll get you a new one.

[ He sits down, stretching, one of his Proxies brings back another Red Bull. ]

Here, not sure where they got it from but it works.

dude it had TOBY written on the thing.
January 31, 2026 at 5:31 PM

dude it had TOBY written on the thing.
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM

f-f-for the record. no. i didn't sleep.

not a w-w--wink.
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM

n-n-not as cool, since you're COPYING me.
𝘛𝘪𝘤𝘤𝘪 𝘛𝘰𝘣𝘪 , 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦

𝘛𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧 .

e-e-eyeless jack, more like

eyeless j-j-j-jackin' OFF!
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 AM

e-e-eyeless jack, more like

eyeless j-j-j-jackin' OFF!
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM

AND YOU SW-SW-SW-SWALLOW!!!!
YOU SUCK NUTS AND BALLS

YOU'RE -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE

UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM

YOU'RE -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE

UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was SO excited to see my best bro toby and he caLLS ME UGLY
January 29, 2026 at 10:07 PM

emphasis on s-s-s-s- "𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨."

but whatever. i don't make the rules.
I mean, I keep countless other killers in the manor, they're just way less edgy, Jeff is one of those.

So, he has to stay, despite my reluctance, if we leave him around in the wild he's probably gonna start swearing revenge on us or something, seems like the type.

And he's funny sometimes.

really don't -- really don't --
really don't understand why y - you keep him ..
around.
January 29, 2026 at 9:19 PM

really don't -- really don't --
really don't understand why y - you keep him ..
around.
Not a majority of us like him, actually. But he's part of our non-blood related family, so we gotta take him in like one.

He's erratic, though. Stabbed me in the shin, nearly paralysed him after that.

oh.

yeah that dude is SCARILY ugly. like it's bad.
January 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM

oh.

yeah that dude is SCARILY ugly. like it's bad.
He's ugly. Very. Very ugly.

what the shit are you talking about
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM

what the shit are you talking about
Why is Jeff...

[ Reading from a paper like it's a script ]

'Chopped' and 'Lowkegenuinely' mid.
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
January 29, 2026 at 8:58 PM

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 !
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 !
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 !
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM