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Having a black cat is fun because during a few split second moments throughout the day you’ll feel like there’s a dark demonic figure lurking just outside of eyesight.
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Having a black cat is fun because during a few split second moments throughout the day you’ll feel like there’s a dark demonic figure lurking just outside of eyesight.
Sting singing “pissing in a bottle”
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Sting singing “pissing in a bottle”
Hey guys what’s happening? Tell me something
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hey guys what’s happening? Tell me something
We never see Bugs just hanging with his buds
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We never see Bugs just hanging with his buds
Highly doubt 2026 will be any better but we will see.
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Highly doubt 2026 will be any better but we will see.
Fishermen Killer
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Fishermen Killer
Avatar is Hot! Hot! Hot!
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Avatar is Hot! Hot! Hot!
Johnny Depp lookin’ fine!
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Johnny Depp lookin’ fine!
My father gave me a pocket knife when I graduated high school because my grandfather gave him one and I lost that knife many years ago and maybe that’s why my life sucks, right?
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
My father gave me a pocket knife when I graduated high school because my grandfather gave him one and I lost that knife many years ago and maybe that’s why my life sucks, right?
Are you ready for the Avatar mind virus?
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Are you ready for the Avatar mind virus?
Anybody got any Marlboro miles they want to offload?
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Anybody got any Marlboro miles they want to offload?
This dude won’t stop showing up the house and peeping!
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This dude won’t stop showing up the house and peeping!
All this Epstein nonsense is distracting you from my heroic capture of Jack the Ripper
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
All this Epstein nonsense is distracting you from my heroic capture of Jack the Ripper
That’s what they all say
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
That’s what they all say
Really not keen on how clean most modern music sounds
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Really not keen on how clean most modern music sounds
Do they make ships with BIG toilets?
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Do they make ships with BIG toilets?
Really is interesting how Barry Lyndon and Eyes Wide Shut have become the most popular Kubrick’s outside The Shinning and 2001
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Really is interesting how Barry Lyndon and Eyes Wide Shut have become the most popular Kubrick’s outside The Shinning and 2001
Honestly would be pretty sick if this is what happens after you die
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Honestly would be pretty sick if this is what happens after you die
Just bought 8lbs of potatoes for 3.99 and now I’m like wtf am I going to do with all these potatoes, it’s just me.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just bought 8lbs of potatoes for 3.99 and now I’m like wtf am I going to do with all these potatoes, it’s just me.
I do think Bluesky could benefit if it became a little more seedy
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I do think Bluesky could benefit if it became a little more seedy
Everyone is moving past the democratic party and becoming Marxist, right?
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Everyone is moving past the democratic party and becoming Marxist, right?
It’s okay to not like a movie 🤝
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It’s okay to not like a movie 🤝
I spend too much time thinking about my bowel health
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I spend too much time thinking about my bowel health
Trump Clinton blowjob? huh?
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Trump Clinton blowjob? huh?