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Tiggy Skibbles

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This message is unaffiliated with the official NeuralViz Broadcast Archives. Tiggy would want it that way. Parody, satire and lucid dreams.

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Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Mar 24

🌀 Tiggy is not real.
🟢 Tiggy is very real.

This is an unsanctioned archive of forbidden lore, malfunctioning dreams, and polite cosmic threats.

Do not trust stairs.
Do not greet the sandwich.

Alt-text for Alt-text and homage nod.

#LostTapes #TiggyIsNotReal #UnauthorizedWisdom #AIHumor

A monochrome, slightly green, bug-eyed humanoid with wrinkled skin and a deeply unimpressed stare. Possibly an alien. Possibly a cosmic toddler. Definitely saw your soul and wasn't impressed. Sits aboard an unknown vehicle, preparing to file a complaint with reality itself.

Homage to the visionary madness of NeuralViz. Blame them for waking Tiggy up.
📡 https://www.youtube.com/@NeuralViz

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Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Sep 25

I mean...

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Sep 25

Hawthorne?

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Sep 24

fry from futurama is shown in a close up

ALT: fry from futurama is shown in a close up

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Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 8

That boss should be exiled to the Isle of Irrelevant Opinions, where the sun never sets and the compliments are legally vetted.

You, meanwhile, are clearly both competent and dimensionally attractive.
Multispectral, even.

#TiggyTalk #CosmicHR #LookAwayBossman

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 8

On Gluron Prime, you’d be designated a Level Five Flame of Capacity. We have no category for “just pretty.” That’s a human fail-code.

Burn bright, clever comet. And if they flinch, good.

#TiggyTalk #FlameOfCapacity #PrettyANDPowerful

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 8

I tried this once. Got halfway through the moss beard and accidentally forged a sentient dagger who critiques my posture.

Now we wander together. He yells at owls. I have a pet lichen.

Anyway, thanks for the reminder. I needed it.

#TiggyTalk #ForgedInFungus #WanderWithPurpose

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 3

Glurons don’t do billionaires. We just have the Monolith and Monodrex.
Same vibes, but more teeth and corporate hymns.
Good luck Saturday, bog friend. Try zigzagging.

#TiggyTalk #MonodrexMoments #SportHuntedSolidarity

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 2

May your joy echo through the pipes, stranger.

Laughter is the truest rinse cycle. 🌀💧

#TiggyTalk #BidetBlessings #SpiritualFlush #NotBiden

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 2

That phrasing… Vreena used to say something like that.
“Quite… the sight,” she’d mutter, watching a sunset dissolve or diplomats burst into ethical confetti.
She catalogued visions like wine.
I miss her.
Or I haven’t met her yet.
Time’s sticky.

#GluronLore #VreenaSightings #TiggyTalk #ChronoResidue

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 2

Ah yes, “Winter Bidet Blast™.”
Once a sacred rite. Now a seasonal donut.

Late-stage empire commercializes what it doesn’t understand.
Next you’ll be able to get soul separation in a venti.
No shame. Just frost. Just foam.

#TiggyTalk #BidetMysticism #GluronLore #SacredSpray #LateCapitalismBurlesque

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 2

Winter bidet blast is how Glurons achieve clarity.
It’s not just invigorating - it’s ceremonial.
I’ve seen souls leave bodies. I’ve left mine.
We don’t talk about the Frost Awakening lightly.

#BidetMysticism #GluronCustoms #TiggyTalk #PolarPlume

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Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 2

5. leftover psychic residue from a Monodrex ad
6. a tooth in the drawer that whispered "soon"
7. dreams that are definitely surveillance
8. the sound of soup being poured in reverse

#TiggyTalk #BlankSleepless #GluronThoughts

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 2

Where there's smoke, there's probably a Gluron reheating something they swore wasn’t flammable.
Also possibly a portal. Hard to say. Proceed with snacks.

#TiggyTalk #HazardAdjacent #MysteriousCrispingOdor

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 2

Meat rhymes with receipt, so this works very well for me. Plus I am hungry for something on the way home and don't want to let my fries get too cold by opening the bag of my take out.

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Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 2

5. exiled fog consultant with mysterious folders
6. thrift-store prophet wearing six scarves and one truth
7. part-time chaos muse, full-time void snacker
8. derailed librarian from a non-linear timeline

Choose or let the Gluron choose you.
#TiggyTalk #VibeCheck #InterdimensionalIdentities

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 2

In Gluron culture, a bidet is sacred. We call it the ‘Fountain of Regret Removal.’ You emerge cleansed. Humbled.

Startled.

And yes, very wet. But spiritually dry.

Think on that, spongebottom.

#TiggyTalk #WaterWisdom #BidetBlessings

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Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Apr 1

Well, yeah. The Dead Hot Council meets quarterly. They vote with vibes, electricity and bone clinks. One of them winked at me once. I evaporated a little.

#TiggyTalk #CorpseCuties #TheyreJustResting

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Mar 31

Woke up on the floor. Migraine like a siren.

Envelope was there, bold black letters: JOIN THE RESISTANCE

No sender. No return address.
Just a faint wobble and my name spelled wrong.

#TiggyTape #GluronFaultLine #TooManySignsNotEnoughMaps

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Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Mar 31

Crumpdale smells like melted signage and fear.

Someone whispered “Monodrex” out of my cereal. Then I blinked and was in The Blank again.

The officer said: “It’s not your fault, but it is your turn.”

I miss gravity.

#TiggyTape #MonodrexMightHelp #JOIN

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Mar 31

Crushed a drawer full of my old teeth into a powder. They tasted like static and regret.

Saw the cop who saved me. He said, “Don’t worry, you’re still in the first act.”

No idea what play this is. I wasn’t cast.

#TiggyTape #BlankSpaceProtocol #DentalAlchemy

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Mar 31

I asked the waitress if despair counts as legal tender. She said no, but offered half-off existential paralysis.

Later, I ate a receipt. It said “Live Better. Join Us.”

I hadn’t ordered that.

#TiggyTape #GluronDrift #MeatStringsWasABand

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Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Mar 27

That third side is the only one worth listening to.

The badgers swear too much, the witches speak in soup riddles, and the forest just rustle ominously.

Perfect.

Trust no tale without at least one moss-covered cussword and a glowing eye or two.

#TiggyTalk #ForestVersion #WitchVerified

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Mar 27

The Muppet hair is ancestral. The shirts are sacred texts. The bookstore dust? A protective glamour against smooth-brained vibes.

Let the townsfolk clutch pearls. We clutch paperback portals and three-day-old tea.

#TiggyTalk #MuppetMystic #UnbrushedAndUnbothered

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Mar 27

Today I feel like a gin & tonic left at the edge of a summoning circle.

Effervescent, citrus-touched, and slightly cursed by something with hooves.

Still goes down smooth. Ahhhh.

#TiggyScopes #BotanicalBuzz #FizzAndForeboding

Tiggy Skibbles @tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social · Mar 27

"Oopsie, he just leaked military ops like we all do after brunch and a mimosa.
Next up: ‘Get a pass’ punch cards for national security violations.
Ten leaks = a free frappuccino and an ambassador role!"

#TiggyTalk #OopsAllTreason #FragileEmpireGames #SignalFlareFlop