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Head of a neurodivergent household. Ex-archaeologist. Now and again I paint things. Most of all, it's just nice to be nice.
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Still reeling from colleague saying "I'm not usually racist, but...." before saying how she'd hardly seen any white faces in town at the w/end+that they were all immigrants.

Told her with a smile that I don't see a prob with that+I'd rather have a million immigrants rather than one single racist
Just saw a sweet idea - a special paper to stick on windows, let your kids draw on it and it imprints the drawings as white on the glass.

Then, I remembered I have teenage boys so it would just be a festive panorama of cock and balls.
Given the cough I'm still battling with and the fact my pelvic floor is not what it once was, my Halloween costume this year is going to be Anne Sellors in Threads.
a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in a close up .
ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in a close up .
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I've just ordered something from 'Must Have Ideas' called 'Nanna's Secret'.

99% sure it's a product to combat limescale and not Nicky Campbell turning up on my doorstep to tell me about a relative I had no idea about.
Big 'Dictionary Corner' vibes from Putin here.

Looks like he's just explained to Dave from Runcorn that he could have had an 8 if he'd spotted "Ubiquity", and is seconds from launching into a cheeky poem about the dangers of high-rise windows to take us into the next commercial break.
Glanced up as this chap on Antiques Roadshow said his Mum used to keep this on her mantelpiece.

For a split second, I thought "bloody hell, I'm not surprised you were amazed".
Just freaked myself out looking at a photo from today thinking I'd caught a shadow person on camera.

Zoomed in and it's just me in a reflection, looking one step away from Sadako in 'The Ring'.
Thankyou, I will be giving them a good scrubbing when I get home.
There was a man opposite me on the tube wearing tiny little jogging shorts. He was man-spreading SO expansively, I feel I could have given him a comprehensive testicle health-check from a metre away.

And no, I wasn't staring...they seemed to be in my field of vision matter where I looked.
After a truly shitty week, I'm now primed and ready to spend the afternoon feeding my soul by laughing lots...and potentially coughing like a Victorian with consumption.
Not 100% sure that attending a podcast festival when I have an awful cough triggered mostly by laughter is the best idea.

My bag is packed with cough sweets and I'll sit near an exit in case I need to cough up a lung and make a swift exit.
Slightly odd cashier in the Co-op (who is basically Tim Key's character in Plebs) misheard what I said about broccoli and enthusiastically asked me what type of dog I had.

I could have put him straight but chose instead to tell him all about the imaginary dog I don't actually have. Of course.
a little girl in a pink dress is sitting at a table and making a face .
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If ever there was a song equivalent to a clammy, weak handshake, or a wet fart,..... it's Mr fucking Wendal.
Visual representation of my crushing workload. Think it's time to look for a new job.
Oh God yes,...how that hate-riddled bag of skin keeps dodging the scythe I'll never know.
Why is the Grim Reaper taking all the good and decent people who have actually contributed to the world when there's a fat orange fuck in Washington and a rat-faced shit-bag in Moscow more than ripe for the picking?!

Leave the good'uns alone!
This is always what I imagine ChatGPT is doing behind the scenes when I attempt to explain my latest Excel formula problem in long, garbled paragraphs and it summarises it back to me in less than 10 words.
🎶🎵Here we go again, here we go, go, go to the temple of corruption🎵🎶
Patel: "I would like to remind the American public: they built this DC temple of corruption over decades, and in 8 short months, Mr President, you have crippled their foundation."
My colleague just told me that a little boy had such an innocent expression that "butter wouldn't melt on his face".
Bedknobs and Broomsticks reboot but instead of a load of re-animated suits of armour appearing on the horizon, it's a batallion of Thatcher's old outfits.
Terror ensues, roll credits in stunned silence.
I just tried making these and they were absolutely delicious. Didn't see the tip about the lemon so will add that next time.

Thank you for introducing me to these! Right up my street 😊
It all sounds terrifying and a bit demoralising. My son (also autistic) finishes his A-levels in the Summer. He doesn't want to go to uni and has no idea what he wants to do, so we'll be in a similar position.

Best of luck to your daughter with the search!
America's version of University Challenge looks shit.