Tilton Raccoon
@tiltonraccoon.com
Raccoon from the Seattle area. Greymuzzle, but young at heart. Friends describe me as "ok in small doses".
See Also: https://fursuits.online/@tilton
See Also: https://fursuits.online/@tilton
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Tilton Raccoon
@tiltonraccoon.com
· Jun 16
I should make an introduction post since I'm here now! Hi, I'm Tilton, I've been around the furry fandom for a very long time but I burned out on Big Social Media a few years ago. I'm creeping back in now, and mostly hoping to connect one on one with old friends and new friends.
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Success! After a brief struggle with ancient video codecs, I have recovered a cleaner copy of at least the broadcast TV edit of the Moviefone spot from my personal backups.
With an added bonus bumper that not many have seen before. 😉
Enjoy
With an added bonus bumper that not many have seen before. 😉
Enjoy
October 21, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Success! After a brief struggle with ancient video codecs, I have recovered a cleaner copy of at least the broadcast TV edit of the Moviefone spot from my personal backups.
With an added bonus bumper that not many have seen before. 😉
Enjoy
With an added bonus bumper that not many have seen before. 😉
Enjoy
Growing up, nobody in my family cared about sports at all, so I never got into them either. We had a tradition of going to museums on Super Bowl Sunday because we knew they’d be quiet and enjoyable, and I was a huge nerd so I loved it.
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Growing up, nobody in my family cared about sports at all, so I never got into them either. We had a tradition of going to museums on Super Bowl Sunday because we knew they’d be quiet and enjoyable, and I was a huge nerd so I loved it.
Yesterday I was introduced to the band “Angine de Poitrine”, from Québec, and I can’t stop watching. They are truly bizarre, but also truly talented. Playing a double necked microtonal guitar while controlling a looper with your bare foot is something else
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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February 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Yesterday I was introduced to the band “Angine de Poitrine”, from Québec, and I can’t stop watching. They are truly bizarre, but also truly talented. Playing a double necked microtonal guitar while controlling a looper with your bare foot is something else
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...
I was the kid who had Loc Blocs instead of Lego and GoBots instead of Transformers. We were real. We existed.
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I was the kid who had Loc Blocs instead of Lego and GoBots instead of Transformers. We were real. We existed.
The three greatest science documentary series of all time, according to me, a random person on the Internet:
- “The Ascent of Man”, 1973, hosted by Jacob Bronowski.
- “Connections”, 1978, hosted by James Burke.
- “Cosmos: A Personal Voyage”, 1980, hosted by Carl Sagan.
- “The Ascent of Man”, 1973, hosted by Jacob Bronowski.
- “Connections”, 1978, hosted by James Burke.
- “Cosmos: A Personal Voyage”, 1980, hosted by Carl Sagan.
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The three greatest science documentary series of all time, according to me, a random person on the Internet:
- “The Ascent of Man”, 1973, hosted by Jacob Bronowski.
- “Connections”, 1978, hosted by James Burke.
- “Cosmos: A Personal Voyage”, 1980, hosted by Carl Sagan.
- “The Ascent of Man”, 1973, hosted by Jacob Bronowski.
- “Connections”, 1978, hosted by James Burke.
- “Cosmos: A Personal Voyage”, 1980, hosted by Carl Sagan.
I have a LinkedIn account because you kind of have to in my industry, but it’s impossible to look at it without going into a kind of fugue state of raw disgust. People who actually use LinkedIn on a regular basis terrify me to my core. Dead, soulless beings, walking husks devoid of self awareness.
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I have a LinkedIn account because you kind of have to in my industry, but it’s impossible to look at it without going into a kind of fugue state of raw disgust. People who actually use LinkedIn on a regular basis terrify me to my core. Dead, soulless beings, walking husks devoid of self awareness.
I like my new shirt
February 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I like my new shirt
I grew up genuinely believing that women did not like sex, that they just barely tolerated it or faked liking it, and that men were gross to want it. That fucked me up for a very, very long time.
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I grew up genuinely believing that women did not like sex, that they just barely tolerated it or faked liking it, and that men were gross to want it. That fucked me up for a very, very long time.
This is called “resiliency“ in psychology, and building resiliency is also commonly used in dog training to help very anxious dogs overcome it. It’s a real skill. I don‘t claim to be especially good at it, but I’m getting better.
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
This is called “resiliency“ in psychology, and building resiliency is also commonly used in dog training to help very anxious dogs overcome it. It’s a real skill. I don‘t claim to be especially good at it, but I’m getting better.
Luigi was just disrupting the healthcare industry through innovation.
February 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Luigi was just disrupting the healthcare industry through innovation.
You can activate any Gen X sleeper agent with the key phrase “Lolly Lolly Lolly get your adverbs here”
February 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
You can activate any Gen X sleeper agent with the key phrase “Lolly Lolly Lolly get your adverbs here”
I understand why people mistake machine generated statistically likely text for intelligence, but it’s still disappointing.
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I understand why people mistake machine generated statistically likely text for intelligence, but it’s still disappointing.
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Ready for a hot night out on the town in my new assless chaps!
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Ready for a hot night out on the town in my new assless chaps!
My objection to LLMs is 25% technological, 75% moral. I hate the companies behind them far more than I hate the technology itself. For the first time in my career, we're being pushed to use them at work, and I have simply refused. If it's the end of my career, so be it, no fucks left.
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
My objection to LLMs is 25% technological, 75% moral. I hate the companies behind them far more than I hate the technology itself. For the first time in my career, we're being pushed to use them at work, and I have simply refused. If it's the end of my career, so be it, no fucks left.
Since I found effective treatment last April, I am still very much not depressed, which is a remarkable feeling given the state of the world! But I need to find a way to break my addiction to the glowing depression rectangle I keep in my pocket.
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Since I found effective treatment last April, I am still very much not depressed, which is a remarkable feeling given the state of the world! But I need to find a way to break my addiction to the glowing depression rectangle I keep in my pocket.
I wish we had cigar lounges around here. I miss 'em!
January 27, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I wish we had cigar lounges around here. I miss 'em!
Incredible. No notes.
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Incredible. No notes.
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It's been very cold and snowy this weekend, so of course thoughts have turned to Large Fuzzy Cuddleable Men
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
It's been very cold and snowy this weekend, so of course thoughts have turned to Large Fuzzy Cuddleable Men
Suddenly tons of fireworks going off and then I remembered… oh yeah, football
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Suddenly tons of fireworks going off and then I remembered… oh yeah, football
Serious thoughts of calling out “sick” for a few weeks and booking a flight to Minneapolis to help shut the city down and protest like hell, but I know in my heart I’m too much of a coward for that. All I can do is barrage my senators and representative every. Fucking. Day.
January 24, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Serious thoughts of calling out “sick” for a few weeks and booking a flight to Minneapolis to help shut the city down and protest like hell, but I know in my heart I’m too much of a coward for that. All I can do is barrage my senators and representative every. Fucking. Day.
It’s easy to want to give up hope, but it’s times like this that I recall the Stockdale Paradox. James Stockdale was a POW during the Vietnam war and had a view that I think is useful to remember now, the immorality of that war aside. We will have justice in the end, but only if we demand it.
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It’s easy to want to give up hope, but it’s times like this that I recall the Stockdale Paradox. James Stockdale was a POW during the Vietnam war and had a view that I think is useful to remember now, the immorality of that war aside. We will have justice in the end, but only if we demand it.
Another ICE shooting in Minneapolis this morning, and no I’m not going to share the video. Saw it on r/Minneapolis in Reddit, I’m sure it’s still there. This is absolutely vile.
January 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Another ICE shooting in Minneapolis this morning, and no I’m not going to share the video. Saw it on r/Minneapolis in Reddit, I’m sure it’s still there. This is absolutely vile.