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Tilton Raccoon

Tilton Raccoon

@tiltonraccoon.com

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Raccoon from the Seattle area. Greymuzzle, but young at heart. Friends describe me as "ok in small doses". See Also: https://fursuits.online/@tilton

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Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · Jun 16

I should make an introduction post since I'm here now! Hi, I'm Tilton, I've been around the furry fandom for a very long time but I burned out on Big Social Media a few years ago. I'm creeping back in now, and mostly hoping to connect one on one with old friends and new friends.

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 11h

Thanks for pointing this out, by the way! I bought a bunch :D

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 12h

This is so good!

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 20h

Happy Heckaween!!!
Yours spookily,
television’s famous the Dippler

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 2d

I'm not the first person to point it out, and I won't be the last, but: Scooby-Doo passes the Harkness Test.

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 2d

oh no :( :( :(

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 5d

I've been donating $9 a month to Wikipedia for about 8 years now. I think I should increase it.

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 5d

I still drive the Subaru as my daily, I just have qualms about having bought it brand new. Oh, and the AWFUL infotainment system! I hate that! Other than that, though, it's been great! The truck is for utility and projects and moving stuff that won't fit in the Subaru :3

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 5d

Honestly, I hate to say it but I think I'm pretty much done with furry conventions. The hassle is not worth the reward at this point. I'm not angry or depressed about it, just kind of pragmatic. I'm 52, I have more important things to do!

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 5d

Major pet peeve about furry conventions now: You have to register BEFORE you get a hotel room, and if you can't get a hotel room they make it very difficult to request a refund for your registration. This is a broken, crappy system.

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 5d

My truck will be there in a few weeks!!!! ... uh, I bought it with 199,340 miles on it though, so I’m cheating. The Subaru I bought brand spanking new (NEVER AGAIN) in 2019 only has 34,000 miles on it >_>;

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 6d

I’m keeping my car until it turns to dust. The key is doing proper maintenance.

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 7d

Third year in a row for me… was really hoping the second wave would break the streak, but I guess not!

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 9d

Strong urge to make AARF (“American Association of Retired Furries”) cards for greymuzzle discounts at furry conventions.

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 9d

“I see you have cheese. I also like cheese.”

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 9d

Art idea: The cover of Party Cannon’s “Partied In Half“, but it’s Pinkie Pie from MLP

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 10d

Where does “Highlights” fit? I need my Goofus and Gallant

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 10d

We had a rickety shed we called “the murder shed” on our property for ten years, clearly home made out of junk and shipping pallets. We finally demolished it this year!

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 10d

They're pretty good! I don't turn 'em down. I see why guys like them, but I'm not focused on 'em.

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 10d

I mean not that I wouldn’t love to go to town with some guys too, I’m not giving that up, naturally.

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 10d

CW: Horny sex talk

For a bi / pansexual guy, I sure am laser focused on vagina lately. It’s all I can think about. Is this what straight guys are like?

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 11d

Count Duckula in Danger Mouse: Annoying, awful, just get back to Danger Mouse please.

Count Duckula in his own spin-off show: Magic, amazing, wonderful. One of my favorite 80s cartoons!

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 13d

They’re all the same! Those “cot / caught” merger people, on the other hand, they’re the REAL menace!

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 13d

Hi 😏

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 14d

For the third year in a row I didn’t get an FC hotel room. I know there’s another wave this year, but good Christ I just feel cursed. I have never, ever, not even once won a hotel room lottery for any convention I have ever entered. The Universe is telling me something.

Tilton Raccoon @tiltonraccoon.com · 14d

Me either, third year in a row. It used to be my go-to con, now it just feels pointless to even try to go.