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Straight Outta the Westerns

@timewornwestern.bsky.social

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The cowboy ripped from time #MVRP #JJBARP 21+

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Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Nov 15

"Been 'round an awful long time. N'a got plenty o'memories."

Crook McCaba, an OC for #MVRP

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Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Mar 12

Cowboys.

Nuff said.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

". . . Huh. S'pose cyborgs ain't all that weird."

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

Staring off into the distance with a cigarette between his lips.

He seems forlorn, the perfect subject for a candid since he's always naturally just posed up for some reason.

★ — ＷｉｌｄＨｏｎｅｙ @achtung-bxby.bsky.social · Feb 20

Drawing [reader] from a distance, trying to get a hang of candid art. Occasionally taking glimpses through her sunglasses before looking beneath them at her tablet.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

A cup of coffee for the stranger?

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

A glass o' Terrazas fer the lady. A glass o'wine so fine only the most darlin' ladies ever get t'drink it.

[Now he'd take his seat, hand running through flattened hat hair.]

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

Cyborg? Hardly.

[Once he'd finished the pour he'd lift his finger up, blowing on it like a gun.]

S'good ol' wild west trickery. Or. Ya know. Magic.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

Well she's hardly as beautiful as y'are. But she do got tons of work put into her.

[He'd find his way to the side of the table, pouring a glass of wine out of his index finger.]

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

". . . Those yer arms sir?"

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

[Keeps his aesthetic going with the dusty saloon vibe.]

Well she ain't nothin' too fancy. Just a passion project

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

[Carrying her straight to his bar/restaurant/living quarters.

He's gonna have to close up for a bit.]

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

[Aaaaand heel turn.]

S'pose it'd be quicker if ah just. . .

[And he's scooped her up in his arms like a bride.]

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

Both love n'hate the multiverse.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

[Not that he'd ever complain
But what to do for her. . .]

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

Here me out.

Hamburger.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

Then why don't you get that sweet rear o'yours in here

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

Ya mean right in m'arms? Guarantee that's where y'wanna be.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

Coruse there's only one'a ya. They can't clone perfection.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

Makes yer words feel special when it's just you, ya know.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

So long as it's only you calling me that.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

Well names Crook but. . . You can just call me dear if y'want.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

It'd be right silly o'me to deny you.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

Might as well be. Could rule the world with them sweet lips.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

[He'd lift his hat atop her head.]

Stay perdy, princess.

Straight Outta the Westerns @timewornwestern.bsky.social · Feb 20

[With a soft laugh he'd pull back.]

Mission accomplished.