Tim Marcin
@timmarcin.bsky.social
Spiritually, I am at Margaritaville. Professionally, I am at Mashable.
he/him
he/him
disassociating by thinking about the roster of the 2001 miami hurricanes
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
disassociating by thinking about the roster of the 2001 miami hurricanes
sorry, he seems really nice and cool, but ive studied the tape and i would have timothee chalamet in an absolute blender in the low post. yeah, chuck another turnaround fadeaway lisan al-gaib, here's a forearm to the chest for your troubles. too small muad'dib, too small
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
sorry, he seems really nice and cool, but ive studied the tape and i would have timothee chalamet in an absolute blender in the low post. yeah, chuck another turnaround fadeaway lisan al-gaib, here's a forearm to the chest for your troubles. too small muad'dib, too small
sure [[gestures frantically]] **all that** may be happening, but now we can also gamble on literally anything! surely that wont go poorly
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
sure [[gestures frantically]] **all that** may be happening, but now we can also gamble on literally anything! surely that wont go poorly
i'm getting reports of an unfortunate developing situation regarding the chicken man in philly...and, oh god no, i am also learning concerning information about his home
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
i'm getting reports of an unfortunate developing situation regarding the chicken man in philly...and, oh god no, i am also learning concerning information about his home
omg i hate how good this is
oh buddy we got an NFL DABO
I'm not sure what Sirianni brings to the table? He doesn't call either side of the ball nor does he seem a master strategist in game
January 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
omg i hate how good this is
the eagles offense has been absolute trash, the kicker may cost them the game, and also somehow the 49ers have had zero penalties called against them
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
the eagles offense has been absolute trash, the kicker may cost them the game, and also somehow the 49ers have had zero penalties called against them
the coward’s qb draw on third down is new levels of coward for patullo
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
the coward’s qb draw on third down is new levels of coward for patullo
the point of the football thing was interesting
Tom Brady has improved a lot since he started on commentary
January 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
the point of the football thing was interesting
FOOTBALL FOOOTBALL FOOTBALL
January 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
FOOTBALL FOOOTBALL FOOTBALL
al michaels called this like a three yard run lol
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
al michaels called this like a three yard run lol
caleb williams has quickly become my favorite qb to watch. dude rules.
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
caleb williams has quickly become my favorite qb to watch. dude rules.
love al but buddy,,,, it’s time. every moment is like reading a grocery list.
Lmao Al was so blase on that Golden touchdown that it took my brain a second to register how incredible it was
January 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
love al but buddy,,,, it’s time. every moment is like reading a grocery list.
mannnnnn i feel for bears fans. this couldn’t be any worse. it’s the hope that kills ya
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
mannnnnn i feel for bears fans. this couldn’t be any worse. it’s the hope that kills ya
RULE OF COOL, absolute catch
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
RULE OF COOL, absolute catch
i mean… come on… that being a DQ for miami just means you cannot play football. that’s wild. (yes, i hate being such an old man)
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i mean… come on… that being a DQ for miami just means you cannot play football. that’s wild. (yes, i hate being such an old man)
doomscrolling is OUT in 2026, instead we're calling it Playing On The Computer
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
doomscrolling is OUT in 2026, instead we're calling it Playing On The Computer
(reading a book rn no big deal im very intellectual and thoughtful and cultured and not just out of shows i want to watch)
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
(reading a book rn no big deal im very intellectual and thoughtful and cultured and not just out of shows i want to watch)
i read basically all day, online. (or im writing or listening to podcasts.) but i made a concerted effort in ‘25 to read more physical, paper books and it’s so annoying 1 how much better it makes you feel and 2 how fast it sticks. granted i didn’t read a TON but it was a lot for me! it was great!
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
i read basically all day, online. (or im writing or listening to podcasts.) but i made a concerted effort in ‘25 to read more physical, paper books and it’s so annoying 1 how much better it makes you feel and 2 how fast it sticks. granted i didn’t read a TON but it was a lot for me! it was great!
sam darnold is dying to turn the ball over
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
sam darnold is dying to turn the ball over
seattle is a violent violent team
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
seattle is a violent violent team
