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Timothy Malcolm
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Writer, editor, podcaster. Food, travel, baseball, culture, music, beer.
Again, again, again, again, Kevin Patullo
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
At what point do they fire Kevin Patullo? If anyone was this bad in their job they’d be canned a while ago.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Wouldn’t be upset about the refs if Kevin Patullo was better at his job.
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Mom asking me the important questions
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I am inventing this for Thanksgiving:

Feast of the Seven Meats
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
With that Josh Allen interception, Jalen Hurts has moved down to 23 in the Ringer Quarterback Rankings
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
At school bingo night. Teacher yelled O67 and all the kids went insane.
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Philly is finally learning that Michelin ain’t giving out more than one star to cities not named New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or New Orleans, and it’s precious.
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is a man who, despite this constant turnover, has been to two Super Bowls, winning one, and two national championship games.
Jalen Hurts play callers since 2016
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Kevin Patullo’s playcalling is like me playing Madden while angry.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Dad just checked in
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Everybody is talking about AJ Brown but I’m admiring @patgallen.bsky.social and his LASER FOCUS.
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Jim Nantz just said “six seven” and my entire house’s radar went nuts.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Thinking of the time 19 years ago when I told my boss I liked Elvis Costello and he responded with “Good manners and bad breath …”
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
12 girls between the ages of 6 and 9 will be at our house tonight for a karaoke birthday party.

Pray for me, brothers and sisters.
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’ve been telling people for YEARS. Feels like a moment for Aga’s.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Tapping the sign
Eagles problems this year have been 95% coaching.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Incredible that Nick Sirianni is the winningest head coach by win percentage in like THE SUPER BOWL ERA.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Such a conservative gameplan despite having a PROVEN offense that’s arguably one of the most talented in modern football history should be a massive talking point each week. Talking heads should be shouting about it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Eagles problems this year have been 95% coaching.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I mean maybe they should’ve traded AJ Brown. Not like they’re gonna use him.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Decided to drive to New Orleans today. First time in the city. Drowning in gin and seafood.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Texas voters: PLEASE read up on these proposed constitutional amendments. The language in the voting booth is purposely vague.
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Jonathan Gannon’s Arizona Cardinals are absolutely going to blow this game.
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ok I played a LOT of video game baseball back then and this is the first I’ve ever heard of this game.
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We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM