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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 46m

Motion to replace the saying “jumped the shark” in the American lexicon with “flew the poop airplane.”

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timplex.bsky.social @timplex.bsky.social · 56m

Still in awe of Trump’s diarrhea strike.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1h

(shouting to the press secretary) Can you confirm whether the diarrhea was pre-loaded onto the aircraft or was it coming directly from the president's Ass?

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motownmama22.bsky.social @motownmama22.bsky.social · 16d

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timplex.bsky.social @timplex.bsky.social · 1h

He loves the king accusation. You could see it in his interview with Bartiromo yesterday. Denying he was a king, but with an air of false modesty. Getting high on his own supply. First rude awakening in VA and NJ next month me thinks

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Joe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 2h

Every Republican on the Sunday shows should be forced to comment on this. Show them. Make them watch

That won't happen. But should

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h

Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

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timplex.bsky.social @timplex.bsky.social · 2h

Inside the Republican mind

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 3h

🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.

Screenshot of a post on X from Colombian President Gustavo Petro’s verified account. The post reads: “US government officials have committed a murder and violated our sovereignty in territorial waters. Fisherman Alejandro Carranza had no ties to the drug trade and his daily activity was fishing. The Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure. We await explanations from the US government.”

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timplex.bsky.social @timplex.bsky.social · 2h

2026: make lying wrong again

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 4h

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 8h

An astonishingly large crowd!
Chicago

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timplex.bsky.social @timplex.bsky.social · 5h

Need to get some footage for Fox

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12h

Can a weak empty vessel bear such a huge full hogshead?

A sign says “Empty is the Head that Wears the Crown”

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timplex.bsky.social @timplex.bsky.social · 5h

This is an FU to the ITU, the UN agency which allocates wireless spectrum to keep our phones, radios, TV’s, computers, etc from stepping all over each other.

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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 7h

I'll leave you from Portland with one last video of the @unpresidentedbrass.bsky.social, the unofficial house band of #NoKings

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timplex.bsky.social @timplex.bsky.social · 6h

Getting high on their own supply. Blowouts in VA and NJ elections will start to sober them up.

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 6h

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

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jib2323.bsky.social @jib2323.bsky.social · 10h

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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 11h

HAPPENING NOW: A MASSIVE crowd of protesters flood the streets of San Diego for a “No Kings Day” rally showing their love for America and standing up against the corrupt fascist Trump administration. look how huge it is