Tim the Captain
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I wish benches could cure what was deep inside. Oh, well. I guess my numerous mortal wounds will be good enough. #Silksong
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Only on #twitch and wishing challenges in real life would quit respawning.
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Only on #twitch and wishing challenges in real life would quit respawning.
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February 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I wish benches could cure what was deep inside. Oh, well. I guess my numerous mortal wounds will be good enough. #Silksong
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Only on #twitch and wishing challenges in real life would quit respawning.
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Only on #twitch and wishing challenges in real life would quit respawning.
It's been years, yet feels like only yesterday when I first played Hollow Knight. How did I get old? When? #Silksong
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Only on #twitch and needing my pain pills.
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Only on #twitch and needing my pain pills.
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February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
It's been years, yet feels like only yesterday when I first played Hollow Knight. How did I get old? When? #Silksong
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Only on #twitch and needing my pain pills.
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Only on #twitch and needing my pain pills.
This isn't a joke. I can't stop playing #Balatro
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Only on #twitch and refusing to do math.
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Only on #twitch and refusing to do math.
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February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
This isn't a joke. I can't stop playing #Balatro
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Only on #twitch and refusing to do math.
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Only on #twitch and refusing to do math.
I'm not sure how I was able to win so many rounds after such a long hiatus, but I guess I'll just keep Mr. Magooing my way through things. #Balatro
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Only on #twitch and actually having song request up again.
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Only on #twitch and actually having song request up again.
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February 2, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I'm not sure how I was able to win so many rounds after such a long hiatus, but I guess I'll just keep Mr. Magooing my way through things. #Balatro
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Only on #twitch and actually having song request up again.
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Only on #twitch and actually having song request up again.
It has been since 2024 I last played #Balatro. I'm sure nothing has changed and I totally know what I'm doing now, right?
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Only on #twitch and chasing the dragon.
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Only on #twitch and chasing the dragon.
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January 30, 2026 at 2:46 AM
It has been since 2024 I last played #Balatro. I'm sure nothing has changed and I totally know what I'm doing now, right?
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Only on #twitch and chasing the dragon.
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Only on #twitch and chasing the dragon.
So, what? I just go around killing demons? And people who are also wandering around in hell? But they still think they are the good guys? Ok... #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and keeping hell warm.
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Only on #twitch and keeping hell warm.
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January 28, 2026 at 2:43 AM
So, what? I just go around killing demons? And people who are also wandering around in hell? But they still think they are the good guys? Ok... #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and keeping hell warm.
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Only on #twitch and keeping hell warm.
One second I am beating up rebels and the next, I'm overthrowing the entire structure of society. Everyone knows the next step in these games is overthrowing the gods themselves. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and enacting change.
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Only on #twitch and enacting change.
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January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
One second I am beating up rebels and the next, I'm overthrowing the entire structure of society. Everyone knows the next step in these games is overthrowing the gods themselves. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and enacting change.
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Only on #twitch and enacting change.
Just trying to get my tech to talk to each other takes a stupid amount of time with the answer being to just keep doing it over and over again until it works.
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Only on #twitch and forgetting that I need to keep playing #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and forgetting that I need to keep playing #FinalFantasyTactics
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January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Just trying to get my tech to talk to each other takes a stupid amount of time with the answer being to just keep doing it over and over again until it works.
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Only on #twitch and forgetting that I need to keep playing #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and forgetting that I need to keep playing #FinalFantasyTactics
I haven't seen a team choke this bad since the Dallas Cowboys did it for the last 30 fucking years. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and fuck Stan.
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Only on #twitch and fuck Stan.
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January 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I haven't seen a team choke this bad since the Dallas Cowboys did it for the last 30 fucking years. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and fuck Stan.
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Only on #twitch and fuck Stan.
Basically dragging my troops into battle just for them to take a hit or two before being a burden. Luckily, I have one or two that can actually do some damage. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and I guess Bluesky is going to do this badge thing when I'm live?
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Only on #twitch and I guess Bluesky is going to do this badge thing when I'm live?
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January 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Basically dragging my troops into battle just for them to take a hit or two before being a burden. Luckily, I have one or two that can actually do some damage. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and I guess Bluesky is going to do this badge thing when I'm live?
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Only on #twitch and I guess Bluesky is going to do this badge thing when I'm live?
You said it. Ivalice is dealing with all kinds of craziness. No one is even talking about Elmdore Island anymore... #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and really wanting to break through.
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Only on #twitch and really wanting to break through.
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January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
You said it. Ivalice is dealing with all kinds of craziness. No one is even talking about Elmdore Island anymore... #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and really wanting to break through.
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Only on #twitch and really wanting to break through.
This is the only Ice I want to see on my street. I want to have good days again.
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Only on #twitch and playing #FinalFantasyTactics, which somehow involves less violence.
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Only on #twitch and playing #FinalFantasyTactics, which somehow involves less violence.
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January 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
This is the only Ice I want to see on my street. I want to have good days again.
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Only on #twitch and playing #FinalFantasyTactics, which somehow involves less violence.
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Only on #twitch and playing #FinalFantasyTactics, which somehow involves less violence.
Sometimes you just need to set fire to your plans and try something different. Your mileage may vary... #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and making a backup plan to the backup plan.
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Only on #twitch and making a backup plan to the backup plan.
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January 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Sometimes you just need to set fire to your plans and try something different. Your mileage may vary... #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and making a backup plan to the backup plan.
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Only on #twitch and making a backup plan to the backup plan.
I wish people would quit being so damn greedy. Leaders are being taken and someone is making money from this and it sure as shit ain't me. This is going to cost like 3 Medicare for Alls.
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Only on #twitch and this post is not about #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and this post is not about #FinalFantasyTactics
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January 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I wish people would quit being so damn greedy. Leaders are being taken and someone is making money from this and it sure as shit ain't me. This is going to cost like 3 Medicare for Alls.
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Only on #twitch and this post is not about #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and this post is not about #FinalFantasyTactics
The best way to solve a computer issue is to do the exact same thing again and again until something changes. The definition of insanity doesn't work for computers, so that probably doesn't help things. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and expecting a different result.
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Only on #twitch and expecting a different result.
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January 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
The best way to solve a computer issue is to do the exact same thing again and again until something changes. The definition of insanity doesn't work for computers, so that probably doesn't help things. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and expecting a different result.
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Only on #twitch and expecting a different result.
It looks like I have precious little time to get a strong host ready in #FinalFantasyTactics. I might need Orlandu just to break even...
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Only on #twitch and never finding any time.
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Only on #twitch and never finding any time.
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December 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It looks like I have precious little time to get a strong host ready in #FinalFantasyTactics. I might need Orlandu just to break even...
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Only on #twitch and never finding any time.
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Only on #twitch and never finding any time.
How many of you have felt this? Don't lie. You know you have. #Finalfantasytactics
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Only on #twitch and dealing with the holiday hangover.
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Only on #twitch and dealing with the holiday hangover.
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December 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
How many of you have felt this? Don't lie. You know you have. #Finalfantasytactics
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Only on #twitch and dealing with the holiday hangover.
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Only on #twitch and dealing with the holiday hangover.
Most obligations have been completed. Anyone remember when winter break felt like a long time? #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and planning on eating lasagna for like 4 days.
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Only on #twitch and planning on eating lasagna for like 4 days.
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December 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Most obligations have been completed. Anyone remember when winter break felt like a long time? #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and planning on eating lasagna for like 4 days.
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Only on #twitch and planning on eating lasagna for like 4 days.
One more day. I can make it. One. More. Day. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and being under-leveled by double-digits. Like in game and in life.
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Only on #twitch and being under-leveled by double-digits. Like in game and in life.
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December 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
One more day. I can make it. One. More. Day. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and being under-leveled by double-digits. Like in game and in life.
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Only on #twitch and being under-leveled by double-digits. Like in game and in life.
Almost done with the week. It's been chaotic, but we will overcome. For now, it's #FinalFantasyTactics time!
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Only on #twitch and getting my rear end holy-blasted.
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Only on #twitch and getting my rear end holy-blasted.
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December 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Almost done with the week. It's been chaotic, but we will overcome. For now, it's #FinalFantasyTactics time!
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Only on #twitch and getting my rear end holy-blasted.
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Only on #twitch and getting my rear end holy-blasted.
Maybe I'm just getting tired, but I cannot party like I used to. Less alcohol, more food. Surely that won't bite me in the end? Anywho, #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and holy hell I am HOW OLD?
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Only on #twitch and holy hell I am HOW OLD?
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December 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Maybe I'm just getting tired, but I cannot party like I used to. Less alcohol, more food. Surely that won't bite me in the end? Anywho, #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and holy hell I am HOW OLD?
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Only on #twitch and holy hell I am HOW OLD?
I beat myself up all the time when I don't have the energy to do stuff. It isn't healthy. I know it isn't healthy. I don't have the time to solve this problem right now. TACTICS TIME! #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and so damn tired.
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Only on #twitch and so damn tired.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I beat myself up all the time when I don't have the energy to do stuff. It isn't healthy. I know it isn't healthy. I don't have the time to solve this problem right now. TACTICS TIME! #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and so damn tired.
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Only on #twitch and so damn tired.
Easy battles are hard and hard battles are easy. What is going on? How am I Mr. Magooing this? #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and realizing not many people know Mr. Magoo
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Only on #twitch and realizing not many people know Mr. Magoo
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December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Easy battles are hard and hard battles are easy. What is going on? How am I Mr. Magooing this? #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and realizing not many people know Mr. Magoo
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Only on #twitch and realizing not many people know Mr. Magoo
Nothing like the loving families of Ivalice to teach us the importance of family! #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and getting blasted by summoners...
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Only on #twitch and getting blasted by summoners...
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November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Nothing like the loving families of Ivalice to teach us the importance of family! #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and getting blasted by summoners...
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Only on #twitch and getting blasted by summoners...
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November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours