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Tim
@timwillcutyou.bsky.social
Stylist, Cat Parent
I can only imagine how good it feels to knock Jake Paul unconscious.
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Need this button for everything
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Coming to terms with the fact that I’m probably old enough to not find secret bar doors anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Giant Hobbit Posse
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hi, can people stop joining the run for MN offices? Do we really need 3 republican candidates for governor? Did we need 8 mayoral candidates in MPLS?
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
📣Stop buying cars that blend into the scenery 6 months of the year📣

Signed, an already paranoid driver.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
-waiting for the Truth Social crash out to start-
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Gay film writers/directors can stop casting themselves in their films when their characters have sexual relationships with the other actors.

There’s just something creepy about it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yall we need to make the drivers test harder.
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Democrats “condemning” behavior isn’t enough I need Pete Buttigieg to throat chop Nancy Mace mid sentence.
September 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
After years and years and years of wanting to play it again, I have finally purchased Skies of Arcadia for the GameCube and my life is complete.
September 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why do I always see the director of Flip Phone going on lavish vacations but never the local queens he employs doing the same?
September 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Nothing makes a thirst trap uninteresting like realizing it’s Brad Goreski 🫠🤣
September 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The same people who say “nobody wants to work anymore” are the same people who throw a fit if they can’t get a week off for the state fair.

Fight me.
August 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Reposted by Tim
gen 9 pokemon cries if they were only ed edd n eddy sound effects
August 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m getting old. My photo reel is all uncropped screenshots of memes and accidental unflattering front camera photos.
August 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If Canada could get their garbage fire under control that’d be great.

Signed, a Minnesotan with respiratory issues.
July 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Now that I’ve done at least ten 40+ year old mullets, I can say it:

Mullets are out, yall.
July 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Woke Superman came to my house, told me I’m trans now, then used his laser eyes to remove my taint hair (gender-affirming care)
July 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I JUST got my Nintendo Switch 2 preorder email today and now I don’t even want it because I’m saving myself for FFXIV Online.
July 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
How is weed still not being sold in MN but I can buy whip-it’s and kratom from literally any smoke shop ☠️
July 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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On steroids and muscle relaxers for a work-related back injury and they’re making me feel insane
July 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Orange cat owner stuff
1) oh my god are you okay
2) stop licking that
3) -gallops away sideways-
4) the ever present crinkle of plastic
5) too smart for laser pointers but too stupid to understand phone screen reflections
July 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Also I just watched his “Mr Electric Blue” video and is he queerbaiting or are all yall just horny for a guy with a mullet in swim trunks?
June 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM