Shannon 2112
@tinyexpediter.bsky.social
Always remember: your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no. They shatter.
What about birds? You eaten a baby bird before?
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
What about birds? You eaten a baby bird before?
Played hockey for the first time since 2018. Went poorly. Still had fun.
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Played hockey for the first time since 2018. Went poorly. Still had fun.
Loot drops after defeating me:
1: Master Chronometer-makes wearer impervious to slow
2: Mahler Hammer-deals massive damage when low on HP (rare drop)
3: Egg-restores 70 HP
4: Hockey jersey-fight strap prevents sneak attacks and blind
5: Walter Sobchak glasses-prevents wearer from being a sap
1: Master Chronometer-makes wearer impervious to slow
2: Mahler Hammer-deals massive damage when low on HP (rare drop)
3: Egg-restores 70 HP
4: Hockey jersey-fight strap prevents sneak attacks and blind
5: Walter Sobchak glasses-prevents wearer from being a sap
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. Swiss army knife
2. OLITE flashlight
3. Fisher Space Pen.
4. Packet of Gamakatsu brand fishhooks. Red size 8.
5. Disney's Robin Hood Lego mini fig .001% drop rate
1. Swiss army knife
2. OLITE flashlight
3. Fisher Space Pen.
4. Packet of Gamakatsu brand fishhooks. Red size 8.
5. Disney's Robin Hood Lego mini fig .001% drop rate
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. crunch bar
2. plush fox
3. $20
4. Megadeth: Dystopia cd
5. mello yello can (.01% rare drop rate)
1. crunch bar
2. plush fox
3. $20
4. Megadeth: Dystopia cd
5. mello yello can (.01% rare drop rate)
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Loot drops after defeating me:
1: Master Chronometer-makes wearer impervious to slow
2: Mahler Hammer-deals massive damage when low on HP (rare drop)
3: Egg-restores 70 HP
4: Hockey jersey-fight strap prevents sneak attacks and blind
5: Walter Sobchak glasses-prevents wearer from being a sap
1: Master Chronometer-makes wearer impervious to slow
2: Mahler Hammer-deals massive damage when low on HP (rare drop)
3: Egg-restores 70 HP
4: Hockey jersey-fight strap prevents sneak attacks and blind
5: Walter Sobchak glasses-prevents wearer from being a sap
Surprised it took me this long to listen to Symphonic Danes by Rachmaninoff. In high school, I would look up the original after hearing a drum corps play it. I whistle Phantom Regiment 1995 often enough you think I woulda listened to it by now.
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Surprised it took me this long to listen to Symphonic Danes by Rachmaninoff. In high school, I would look up the original after hearing a drum corps play it. I whistle Phantom Regiment 1995 often enough you think I woulda listened to it by now.
I always thought it would be funny to be signed to a one-year NHL contract to a team that wants to tank. I’ll make sure to get them that draft pick.
I’d probably get killed though.
I’d probably get killed though.
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I always thought it would be funny to be signed to a one-year NHL contract to a team that wants to tank. I’ll make sure to get them that draft pick.
I’d probably get killed though.
I’d probably get killed though.
At the physical therapist and they’re playing Tom Sawyer. Sweet.
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
At the physical therapist and they’re playing Tom Sawyer. Sweet.
In a Mates of State mood today.
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
In a Mates of State mood today.
Really grumpy tonight. Feel like I just don’t have any time to get anything done.
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Really grumpy tonight. Feel like I just don’t have any time to get anything done.
Wow, HP makes utter garbage these days.
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Wow, HP makes utter garbage these days.
Been in the tub for like 2 hours now. Don’t really plan on getting out any time soon.
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Been in the tub for like 2 hours now. Don’t really plan on getting out any time soon.
I’ve been in the fandom for a long time and it’s easy to get jaded and tied. But spending time with people that haven’t been in it as long and seeing them enjoy it reinvigorates my interest and has a way of transforming it. It’s really the people that make it fun.
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I’ve been in the fandom for a long time and it’s easy to get jaded and tied. But spending time with people that haven’t been in it as long and seeing them enjoy it reinvigorates my interest and has a way of transforming it. It’s really the people that make it fun.
Delia Deetz, welcome home.
January 30, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Delia Deetz, welcome home.
Still learning new things about myself. Which makes it more difficult to decided on what I want and need.
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Still learning new things about myself. Which makes it more difficult to decided on what I want and need.
Listening to FM Skyline so I can relax and get stuff done.
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Listening to FM Skyline so I can relax and get stuff done.
I don’t regret switching to being a deer. But bad deer just doesn’t have the same ring as bad dog.
January 28, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I don’t regret switching to being a deer. But bad deer just doesn’t have the same ring as bad dog.
Up late thinking about things. Ugly things. Beautiful things. Such things.
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Up late thinking about things. Ugly things. Beautiful things. Such things.
Oh my god, finally. I can’t describe how amazing I feel right now.
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Oh my god, finally. I can’t describe how amazing I feel right now.
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a racecar driver.
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a racecar driver.
It’s North America’s deer and dog team!
January 24, 2026 at 4:38 AM
It’s North America’s deer and dog team!
I’ve said this exact thing to so many people. It’s soda pop, so calling it either soda or pop is correct.
January 23, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I’ve said this exact thing to so many people. It’s soda pop, so calling it either soda or pop is correct.
I should go out and get supplies I guess? Unless Wegmans has been cleaned out.
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I should go out and get supplies I guess? Unless Wegmans has been cleaned out.
Gonna do my best to think happy thoughts so I can get to sleep.
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Gonna do my best to think happy thoughts so I can get to sleep.
How I became a furry, using only images :o
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
How I became a furry, using only images :o
I miss playing on a gay hockey team sometimes. Especially now that it appears to be en vogue.
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I miss playing on a gay hockey team sometimes. Especially now that it appears to be en vogue.
I can’t even begin to describe how life-changing Metamucil has been.
January 22, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I can’t even begin to describe how life-changing Metamucil has been.