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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 30

Goldblum voice: Poop, uhh, smells stinky

Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 28

I have covid again and my head is so filled with boogers it feels like it’s gonna fucking explode. Also I have toothache in every tooth? Wahoo

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 26

When you see someone playing Mario Kart as Mario it’s like what’s your fucking deal man. Do you think you’re the main guy

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 23

Sorry I can’t do anything today I just found out my walls are full of electricity

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 20

People saying Tim Pool donating $250k to Musk is the craziest bootlicking he’s ever done but they’re forgetting about this

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 20

Joker voice: im like a dog driving a car

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 20

PSA that it’s no longer dangerous to deep fry your frozen turkey they fixed that whole thing you can do that now actually and it’s fine

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 19

Getting that haircut guys get when they start watching Peaky Blinders for the first time

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 19

Me as an esports announcer: wow, player two just got absolutely owned. player one is owning.

My cohost: searing analysis. Anyway-

Me: (cutting him off) player one is owning, but he has been owned before. He has even been pwned on two different occasions

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 16

My favourite part of building a new Spotify playlist is choosing a Viper album cover to use as the art

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 15

Erm hush sweetie that’s a bong not a Michael phone

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 15

Your boyfriend looks like he doesn’t preheat the oven. He thinks he can caramelise onions in 15 minutes

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 15

Things people like about me: my hubris

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 15

Whenever I’m reading the news about the new grim scenario of the day and start scrolling the comments I’m more and more convinced we’re not supposed to be talking to eachother this much. It was right to destroy the Tower of Babel

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 13

Automatic reply when you try to text me: Sorry, I’m currently unavailable as I am dealing with a treacherous djinn

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 12

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 12

You should be watching Shiey and Gifgas on YouTube. They make trainhopping and urban exploration videos around Eastern Europe with incredible cinematography and they’re ad-free which is super admirable.

Shiey’s Chernobyl videos are feature length, ad-free masterpieces.

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 12

How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 11

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 9

In ancient times they would chase bison off cliffs and the beasts would fall directly onto the plates of hungry diners waiting below

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 9

Maybe a dip too

Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 9

There’s not enough ads on this platform so I’m gonna do a plug for chips right now. Eat chips they’re crunchy and tasty and salty you should buy some chips today

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 8

I have two and they rock. Sometimes you just need to sit in the lawn

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 8

I kinda want to get a camping chair and post up in front of those “man scented” soaps that are like bacon or whiskey and lawn clippings scented and just watch who buys them

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Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · Nov 8

If men menstruated you would be able to get pads with like NASCAR patterns on them or just a picture of Vin Diesel holding one doing a thumbs up on the package

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