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@tjonitron.bsky.social
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"Shat", by the way, is a long standing (at least two centuries) old proper past-tense word, and not, as some are saying, a slang term - like "sat" and "spat".
You should have learned it in highschool.
You should have learned it in highschool.
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
"Shat", by the way, is a long standing (at least two centuries) old proper past-tense word, and not, as some are saying, a slang term - like "sat" and "spat".
You should have learned it in highschool.
You should have learned it in highschool.
Some of my most recent #humpday images just in time for #valentinesday with @seattlelad.bsky.social #malenude #afterdark
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Some of my most recent #humpday images just in time for #valentinesday with @seattlelad.bsky.social #malenude #afterdark
This is a year old (actually much much older) but it still swings a Mighty Sword. #blackhistorymonth
Baldwin’s still witnessing. Today’s antics by that monster prove Baldwin right once more.
February 2, 2026 at 12:14 PM
This is a year old (actually much much older) but it still swings a Mighty Sword. #blackhistorymonth
It's February - Sooo ..... (with @seattlelad.bsky.social )
February 2, 2026 at 12:05 PM
It's February - Sooo ..... (with @seattlelad.bsky.social )
In answer to the inevitable "AI Slop" backlash, I say to you: "Are you aware of the cost (per hour) of real nude male models?" I'll wait while you check that out (not). I do hire real models - but, I can't afford to do that very frequently - I can barely keep a roof over my head.
February 2, 2026 at 11:48 AM
In answer to the inevitable "AI Slop" backlash, I say to you: "Are you aware of the cost (per hour) of real nude male models?" I'll wait while you check that out (not). I do hire real models - but, I can't afford to do that very frequently - I can barely keep a roof over my head.
The Canadian National Post just reported on the Swedish City of Södertälje's project to train wild crows to trade cigarette butts (nearly half of the city's litter) for peanuts.
nationalpost.com/news/wild-cr...
nationalpost.com/news/wild-cr...
Wild crows trade cigarette butts for peanuts to keep Swedish streets clean
More than 1 billion cigarette butts are tossed onto the streets of Sweden, constituting half of all of the country's litter
nationalpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The Canadian National Post just reported on the Swedish City of Södertälje's project to train wild crows to trade cigarette butts (nearly half of the city's litter) for peanuts.
nationalpost.com/news/wild-cr...
nationalpost.com/news/wild-cr...
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January 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Don't want to upset the Thought Police.
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Don't want to upset the Thought Police.
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January 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
That is exactly what I've been saying: Why not just shoot the tires flat?
January 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
That is exactly what I've been saying: Why not just shoot the tires flat?
So, this is apparently #PortfolioDay. Much to the chagrin of (seemingly) many, I've been creating art work since the 1970's, and photographs of Men since the 1990s and other subjects since the 1980s. Some of it is actually Safe for Work.😏https://jonitron.myportfolio.com/work
January 13, 2026 at 12:33 PM
So, this is apparently #PortfolioDay. Much to the chagrin of (seemingly) many, I've been creating art work since the 1970's, and photographs of Men since the 1990s and other subjects since the 1980s. Some of it is actually Safe for Work.😏https://jonitron.myportfolio.com/work
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January 13, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 6:07 AM
yeah, that's me ...
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 AM
yeah, that's me ...
Well (and succinctly) Said.
January 12, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Well (and succinctly) Said.
I have the 12" single of this. (got a lot of inexplicable grief for purchasing it back in 1986)
January 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I have the 12" single of this. (got a lot of inexplicable grief for purchasing it back in 1986)
Hah!🤣
January 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Hah!🤣
... and again, and again
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 AM
... and again, and again
Mine are likely to be "... No, that isn't what I said..."
January 9, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Mine are likely to be "... No, that isn't what I said..."
This just about sums up the way I look at things.
January 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
This just about sums up the way I look at things.
Indeed.
January 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Indeed.
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“God damn them all.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
“God damn them all.”
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Sorry, sorry… there’s a place called Dildo?
January 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Sorry, sorry… there’s a place called Dildo?