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“Tradition is the illusion of permanence.” - Woody Allen
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“Tradition is the illusion of permanence.” - Woody Allen
A holiday song for those who would like to Curb the Christmas Enthusiasm.
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It's Christmas Time, Happy Time
The other Christmas Carol.
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December 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A holiday song for those who would like to Curb the Christmas Enthusiasm.
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Will CBS reporter Major Garret ever be promoted to Colonel Garret?
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Will CBS reporter Major Garret ever be promoted to Colonel Garret?
How about a song concerning the makings of a Regular Guy?
Well here it is. A Little Rock (not the Arkansas kind) and some psycho-deli for a side treat.
Anyway, I hope you listen and like it. Share it if you want. Won't cost you a thing and I won't make a thing.
on.soundcloud.com/Mhb40Errtxkw...
Well here it is. A Little Rock (not the Arkansas kind) and some psycho-deli for a side treat.
Anyway, I hope you listen and like it. Share it if you want. Won't cost you a thing and I won't make a thing.
on.soundcloud.com/Mhb40Errtxkw...
Regular Guy 1
I redid tjhis song with an added guitar (waH-wah) and a remix. I hope you like it. Thanks for listening .
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December 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
How about a song concerning the makings of a Regular Guy?
Well here it is. A Little Rock (not the Arkansas kind) and some psycho-deli for a side treat.
Anyway, I hope you listen and like it. Share it if you want. Won't cost you a thing and I won't make a thing.
on.soundcloud.com/Mhb40Errtxkw...
Well here it is. A Little Rock (not the Arkansas kind) and some psycho-deli for a side treat.
Anyway, I hope you listen and like it. Share it if you want. Won't cost you a thing and I won't make a thing.
on.soundcloud.com/Mhb40Errtxkw...
C-SPAN 1,2 and 3 are now on YouTubeTV.
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
C-SPAN 1,2 and 3 are now on YouTubeTV.
Congratulations to MO Congresswoman Ann Wagner who thought California, MO was in CA when Democrats in that city protested about a GOP redistricting plan. Ann said Missourians would pick their districts not Soros and CA.
Keith Olberman today claims Ann Wagner as the Worst person In the World today!
Keith Olberman today claims Ann Wagner as the Worst person In the World today!
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Congratulations to MO Congresswoman Ann Wagner who thought California, MO was in CA when Democrats in that city protested about a GOP redistricting plan. Ann said Missourians would pick their districts not Soros and CA.
Keith Olberman today claims Ann Wagner as the Worst person In the World today!
Keith Olberman today claims Ann Wagner as the Worst person In the World today!
The Supreme Court is his inhaler.
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Supreme Court is his inhaler.
So, Our Little Margie wanted to run for the Senate, but Mr. Honeywell told her she had to stay in the House.
So Our Little Margie told everyone that Mr. Honeywell was protecting sex traffickers and pedophiles.
Now Mr. H. Claims that Margie is a horse faced whore!
Now we wait for the next episode.
So Our Little Margie told everyone that Mr. Honeywell was protecting sex traffickers and pedophiles.
Now Mr. H. Claims that Margie is a horse faced whore!
Now we wait for the next episode.
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
So, Our Little Margie wanted to run for the Senate, but Mr. Honeywell told her she had to stay in the House.
So Our Little Margie told everyone that Mr. Honeywell was protecting sex traffickers and pedophiles.
Now Mr. H. Claims that Margie is a horse faced whore!
Now we wait for the next episode.
So Our Little Margie told everyone that Mr. Honeywell was protecting sex traffickers and pedophiles.
Now Mr. H. Claims that Margie is a horse faced whore!
Now we wait for the next episode.
Prison medical problems in the Blow-Me State (aka Mizzourah!)
Don't expect the Republican controlled General Assembly, or Governor to do anything about it.
They don't even believe in health care for their non-imprisoned constiutents.
missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/n...
Don't expect the Republican controlled General Assembly, or Governor to do anything about it.
They don't even believe in health care for their non-imprisoned constiutents.
missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/n...
Nurses say staff shortage at Missouri prison means skipped medication, long waits for care • Missouri Independent
Current and former employees at a Missouri prison say the shortage is causing unrest. They blame the state’s contractor, Centurion Health.
missouriindependent.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Prison medical problems in the Blow-Me State (aka Mizzourah!)
Don't expect the Republican controlled General Assembly, or Governor to do anything about it.
They don't even believe in health care for their non-imprisoned constiutents.
missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/n...
Don't expect the Republican controlled General Assembly, or Governor to do anything about it.
They don't even believe in health care for their non-imprisoned constiutents.
missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/n...
This my song about the murder of John Lennon. Shot and killed by an insane white boy with mental problems and access to a gun. Almost as if he was on a boat in the Caribbean.
Looking Glass Love.
on.soundcloud.com/s6fLE6bMsd0C...
Looking Glass Love.
on.soundcloud.com/s6fLE6bMsd0C...
Looking Glass Love
I am originally from St. Louis, Missouri. I’ve been writing songs for over 50 years.. On this site you will hear old songs and new songs. You’ll hear songs originally recorded on a four track cassett
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December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This my song about the murder of John Lennon. Shot and killed by an insane white boy with mental problems and access to a gun. Almost as if he was on a boat in the Caribbean.
Looking Glass Love.
on.soundcloud.com/s6fLE6bMsd0C...
Looking Glass Love.
on.soundcloud.com/s6fLE6bMsd0C...
When considering a future candidate choose humanity over ideology.
Thank you for your inattention to this matter.
Thank you for your inattention to this matter.
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When considering a future candidate choose humanity over ideology.
Thank you for your inattention to this matter.
Thank you for your inattention to this matter.
There’s an old saying, “No peace , no justice.”
Too bad we do not disrupt the peace of the Supreme Court which denies justice for the sake of Trumpism.
Too bad we do not disrupt the peace of the Supreme Court which denies justice for the sake of Trumpism.
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
There’s an old saying, “No peace , no justice.”
Too bad we do not disrupt the peace of the Supreme Court which denies justice for the sake of Trumpism.
Too bad we do not disrupt the peace of the Supreme Court which denies justice for the sake of Trumpism.
My collaboration with Thomas Wahl of Germany who wrote this song inspired by Kathy Cramer’s lyrics.
Thanks Tommy.
Mersey’s Night
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Thanks Tommy.
Mersey’s Night
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Mersey's Night (Cramer and Wahl)
YouTube video by Jake Kniest
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December 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My collaboration with Thomas Wahl of Germany who wrote this song inspired by Kathy Cramer’s lyrics.
Thanks Tommy.
Mersey’s Night
youtu.be/AbpXw7AZp1U?...
Thanks Tommy.
Mersey’s Night
youtu.be/AbpXw7AZp1U?...
There are three ways to look: young, old and surgical.” - Fran Lebowitz
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
There are three ways to look: young, old and surgical.” - Fran Lebowitz
My brother (known as Padre on the sky of blue) called Pistol Pete and his boss, two gun Donnie,
“Full Metal Jackoffs.”
“Full Metal Jackoffs.”
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My brother (known as Padre on the sky of blue) called Pistol Pete and his boss, two gun Donnie,
“Full Metal Jackoffs.”
“Full Metal Jackoffs.”
It’s a cold day in the Midwest, where love doesn’t grow on trees.
Here’s a song about a Blonde haired West Coast Girl. A coldness of a different kind. She trades an oyster for a pearl.
Photo stolen from Coen Brothers’ “Barton Fink.”
on.soundcloud.com/JbYj45rSNNTa...
Here’s a song about a Blonde haired West Coast Girl. A coldness of a different kind. She trades an oyster for a pearl.
Photo stolen from Coen Brothers’ “Barton Fink.”
on.soundcloud.com/JbYj45rSNNTa...
Blonde Haired West Coast Girl
I am originally from St. Louis, Missouri. I’ve been writing songs for over 50 years.. On this site you will hear old songs and new songs. You’ll hear songs originally recorded on a four track cassett
soundcloud.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s a cold day in the Midwest, where love doesn’t grow on trees.
Here’s a song about a Blonde haired West Coast Girl. A coldness of a different kind. She trades an oyster for a pearl.
Photo stolen from Coen Brothers’ “Barton Fink.”
on.soundcloud.com/JbYj45rSNNTa...
Here’s a song about a Blonde haired West Coast Girl. A coldness of a different kind. She trades an oyster for a pearl.
Photo stolen from Coen Brothers’ “Barton Fink.”
on.soundcloud.com/JbYj45rSNNTa...
This new character from Seinfeld has appeared on our horizon.
The Porn Nazi says, " No porn for you.
Marijuana will be next.
missouriindependent.com/briefs/new-a...
The Porn Nazi says, " No porn for you.
Marijuana will be next.
missouriindependent.com/briefs/new-a...
New age verification rule causes Pornhub to shut down access in Missouri • Missouri Independent
Pornography sites that wish to operate in Missouri must now verify that users are adults before granting access to explicit content.
missouriindependent.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This new character from Seinfeld has appeared on our horizon.
The Porn Nazi says, " No porn for you.
Marijuana will be next.
missouriindependent.com/briefs/new-a...
The Porn Nazi says, " No porn for you.
Marijuana will be next.
missouriindependent.com/briefs/new-a...
Looking for a Black Friday gift?
Hello Newman!
Hello Newman!
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Looking for a Black Friday gift?
Hello Newman!
Hello Newman!
And now it’s time for The Running on Empty Food with your host the the Report of the Week. Today’s review is for the Domino’s Spicy Chicken Ranch (sounds like a Nevada brothel) Bacon Pizza.
Bon Appetite!.
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Bon Appetite!.
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Cat Food Might Be Better Than This
YouTube video by TheReportOfTheWeek
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November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
And now it’s time for The Running on Empty Food with your host the the Report of the Week. Today’s review is for the Domino’s Spicy Chicken Ranch (sounds like a Nevada brothel) Bacon Pizza.
Bon Appetite!.
youtu.be/F2zGpZla-cg?...
Bon Appetite!.
youtu.be/F2zGpZla-cg?...
Song for the Trumpolini GOP!
There are people on the other side of your slashed budgets and Elmo’s government efficiency experts.
Here are a few examples.
on.soundcloud.com/kuxtrbxtqLEP...
There are people on the other side of your slashed budgets and Elmo’s government efficiency experts.
Here are a few examples.
on.soundcloud.com/kuxtrbxtqLEP...
Solitaire Blues
A song about people feeling alone in the world. They got the Solitaire Blues.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Song for the Trumpolini GOP!
There are people on the other side of your slashed budgets and Elmo’s government efficiency experts.
Here are a few examples.
on.soundcloud.com/kuxtrbxtqLEP...
There are people on the other side of your slashed budgets and Elmo’s government efficiency experts.
Here are a few examples.
on.soundcloud.com/kuxtrbxtqLEP...
A meme based on Eyes Wide Shut of Trump in foreground and Epstein in background with Maxwell in a mask.
Scene would be in the mansion and Epstein would be dressed like Ted Cloak.
Caption: Eyes Wide Trump.
Any meme person who likes the idea can have it.
Scene would be in the mansion and Epstein would be dressed like Ted Cloak.
Caption: Eyes Wide Trump.
Any meme person who likes the idea can have it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A meme based on Eyes Wide Shut of Trump in foreground and Epstein in background with Maxwell in a mask.
Scene would be in the mansion and Epstein would be dressed like Ted Cloak.
Caption: Eyes Wide Trump.
Any meme person who likes the idea can have it.
Scene would be in the mansion and Epstein would be dressed like Ted Cloak.
Caption: Eyes Wide Trump.
Any meme person who likes the idea can have it.
I’m still trying to figure out why there is a space heater in the new MSNOW logo?
Or, is that MSNO?
Or, is that MSNO?
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m still trying to figure out why there is a space heater in the new MSNOW logo?
Or, is that MSNO?
Or, is that MSNO?
“If Peter O’Toole had been any prettier it would have been called ‘Florence of Arabia.’” - Noel Coward
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
“If Peter O’Toole had been any prettier it would have been called ‘Florence of Arabia.’” - Noel Coward
How about a little trip to Bermuda, "to start erasing that girl from my mind." While there the young man "cannot even remember my momma. While I vegetate, I'm free."
Thumbnail courtesy of Barton Fink.
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Thumbnail courtesy of Barton Fink.
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Bahama Bypass
I wrote this song back in the late 1980's for a radio station contest for a trip to the Bahamas. As part of the contest you had to mention the Bahamas and Budweiser. Anyway, I didn't win, but I did ge
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November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
How about a little trip to Bermuda, "to start erasing that girl from my mind." While there the young man "cannot even remember my momma. While I vegetate, I'm free."
Thumbnail courtesy of Barton Fink.
soundcloud.com/tim-kniest/b...
Thumbnail courtesy of Barton Fink.
soundcloud.com/tim-kniest/b...