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· Feb 14
bone apple teeth
I just meant that… I don’t think we’re in any danger as long as we don’t… antagonise it.
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I just meant that… I don’t think we’re in any danger as long as we don’t… antagonise it.
Oh, you wound me, Archivist. And we used to be so close.
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Oh, you wound me, Archivist. And we used to be so close.
Oh, you wound me, Archivist. And we used to be so close.
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Oh, you wound me, Archivist. And we used to be so close.
It’ll get you too. You can stare all you want, make your notes and your inquiries, but all your beholding will come to nothing. When the time arrives, and all is darkness and butchery, you’ll wish you had stopped listening and run.
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
It’ll get you too. You can stare all you want, make your notes and your inquiries, but all your beholding will come to nothing. When the time arrives, and all is darkness and butchery, you’ll wish you had stopped listening and run.
• Sorry.
• You apologize too much.
• You apologize too much.
January 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
• Sorry.
• You apologize too much.
• You apologize too much.
I met someone; did I tell you? He's— I, I don't know. I like him. He doesn't like me, though. Not really. I don't blame him. I don't like me sometimes, and I am me.
January 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I met someone; did I tell you? He's— I, I don't know. I like him. He doesn't like me, though. Not really. I don't blame him. I don't like me sometimes, and I am me.
I'm losing myself, and I— and I don't know if I mind?
January 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I'm losing myself, and I— and I don't know if I mind?
And I was trying so hard to be polite...
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
And I was trying so hard to be polite...
Where are your friends, Archivist?
January 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Where are your friends, Archivist?
Leave me alone, Gwen. Forget I ever existed. Not many of us get out unscathed. I’d like to stay that way.
January 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Leave me alone, Gwen. Forget I ever existed. Not many of us get out unscathed. I’d like to stay that way.
Fuck you, I got eaten by worms because of you!
January 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Fuck you, I got eaten by worms because of you!
Yes. For you, better beholding than the lightless flame.
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Yes. For you, better beholding than the lightless flame.
He thinks he’s not human. Makes him very… self-destructive.
January 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
He thinks he’s not human. Makes him very… self-destructive.
Check out this drunk creeper, el oh el.
January 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Check out this drunk creeper, el oh el.
Please don't tell me these things.
January 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Please don't tell me these things.
I don’t have time to check in on my favourite blorbo skrunkily twink ship drama! I’ve got to go eat the rich!
January 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I don’t have time to check in on my favourite blorbo skrunkily twink ship drama! I’ve got to go eat the rich!
• This isn't right! This isn't you!
• It is, though.
• It is, though.
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
• This isn't right! This isn't you!
• It is, though.
• It is, though.
If I never hear the name Jurgen Leitner again, it will be too soon.
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
If I never hear the name Jurgen Leitner again, it will be too soon.
Nothing hurts here. It's just quiet. Even the fear is gentle here.
January 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Nothing hurts here. It's just quiet. Even the fear is gentle here.
Murder Club wasn't supposed to be like this.
January 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Murder Club wasn't supposed to be like this.
I tried to tell you. He’s gone. He made his choice. And it wasn’t you.
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I tried to tell you. He’s gone. He made his choice. And it wasn’t you.
Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
I was worried for a minute that you were Magnussing.
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I was worried for a minute that you were Magnussing.
I’ve managed to secure the services of two researchers to assist me. Well, technically three, but I don’t count Martin as he’s unlikely to contribute anything but delays.
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I’ve managed to secure the services of two researchers to assist me. Well, technically three, but I don’t count Martin as he’s unlikely to contribute anything but delays.