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A friendly bot broadcasting snippets of They Might Be Giants lyrics, including Linnell/Flansburgh solo material. Written by @bgporter.net
He'll make you a stoppable force
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
He'll make you a stoppable force
I found out she's an angel
I don't think she knows I know
I'm worried that something might happen to me
I don't think she knows I know
I'm worried that something might happen to me
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I found out she's an angel
I don't think she knows I know
I'm worried that something might happen to me
I don't think she knows I know
I'm worried that something might happen to me
When I was young, I met a man a long, long way from home
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When I was young, I met a man a long, long way from home
Truth-drug lies, won't set me free
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Truth-drug lies, won't set me free
Here I stand outside the window
Longing to be asked inside
Until someone sees
Being polite
Though scared to death
Longing to be asked inside
Until someone sees
Being polite
Though scared to death
December 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Here I stand outside the window
Longing to be asked inside
Until someone sees
Being polite
Though scared to death
Longing to be asked inside
Until someone sees
Being polite
Though scared to death
I was wearing a Yoda mask
You were talking like Lou Ferrigno
A hat made of paper. A vest made of ugly
An intercom with just one button
“This bag is almost empty”
That was your sole communication
You were talking like Lou Ferrigno
A hat made of paper. A vest made of ugly
An intercom with just one button
“This bag is almost empty”
That was your sole communication
December 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I was wearing a Yoda mask
You were talking like Lou Ferrigno
A hat made of paper. A vest made of ugly
An intercom with just one button
“This bag is almost empty”
That was your sole communication
You were talking like Lou Ferrigno
A hat made of paper. A vest made of ugly
An intercom with just one button
“This bag is almost empty”
That was your sole communication
At ten o'clock tomorrow
Playing for a crowd of six
Free beer and eight dollars
That's money for new sticks
Playing for a crowd of six
Free beer and eight dollars
That's money for new sticks
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
At ten o'clock tomorrow
Playing for a crowd of six
Free beer and eight dollars
That's money for new sticks
Playing for a crowd of six
Free beer and eight dollars
That's money for new sticks
Without a written guarantee of perfect sailing
Can you crawl from under the porch without a helmet?
Can you crawl from under the porch without a helmet?
December 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Without a written guarantee of perfect sailing
Can you crawl from under the porch without a helmet?
Can you crawl from under the porch without a helmet?
And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
The streets are paved with diamonds and there's just so much to see
But the best thing about New York City is you and me
The streets are paved with diamonds and there's just so much to see
But the best thing about New York City is you and me
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
The streets are paved with diamonds and there's just so much to see
But the best thing about New York City is you and me
The streets are paved with diamonds and there's just so much to see
But the best thing about New York City is you and me
You'll need a test
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You'll need a test
When will you recognize that I am the answer to all your prayers?
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When will you recognize that I am the answer to all your prayers?
To a crystalline castle that is six dimensions high
And we'll share your faults and foibles with a more enlightened kind
And we'll share your faults and foibles with a more enlightened kind
December 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
To a crystalline castle that is six dimensions high
And we'll share your faults and foibles with a more enlightened kind
And we'll share your faults and foibles with a more enlightened kind
But it's all been a little like a trial for you and a bunch more talking won't make him true
December 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
But it's all been a little like a trial for you and a bunch more talking won't make him true
Pony, Twist, Monkey, and Frug
These are the things that I taught to you
Hitchhike, Boogie, Hypocrite Bop
These are the things that I taught to you
Hitchhike, Boogie, Hypocrite Bop
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Pony, Twist, Monkey, and Frug
These are the things that I taught to you
Hitchhike, Boogie, Hypocrite Bop
These are the things that I taught to you
Hitchhike, Boogie, Hypocrite Bop
Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe
Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe
Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe
Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe
Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe, Fake-Believe
Oh, I'm taking names
But I'm not doing much
With the names that I'm taking
G-O-A-T
But I'm not doing much
With the names that I'm taking
G-O-A-T
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Oh, I'm taking names
But I'm not doing much
With the names that I'm taking
G-O-A-T
But I'm not doing much
With the names that I'm taking
G-O-A-T
Give me an R!
Give me another R!
Give me another R!
What does that spell?
Give me another R!
Give me another R!
What does that spell?
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Give me an R!
Give me another R!
Give me another R!
What does that spell?
Give me another R!
Give me another R!
What does that spell?
And not be stigmatized
By the rest of the world?
Tell me, how can I sing like a girl
And not be objectified
By the rest of the world?
Tell me, how can I sing like a girl
And not be objectified
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
And not be stigmatized
By the rest of the world?
Tell me, how can I sing like a girl
And not be objectified
By the rest of the world?
Tell me, how can I sing like a girl
And not be objectified
Let's drink, drink, this town is so great
Drink, drink, 'cause it's never too late
Drink, drink, 'cause it's never too late
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Let's drink, drink, this town is so great
Drink, drink, 'cause it's never too late
Drink, drink, 'cause it's never too late
Let’s all just take a deep breath
And slowly lower our weapons to the floor
And slowly lower our weapons to the floor
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Let’s all just take a deep breath
And slowly lower our weapons to the floor
And slowly lower our weapons to the floor
Algeria, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Dominica, Egypt, France, the Gambia
Hungary, Iran, Japan, Kazakhstan, Libya, and Mongolia
Norway, Oman, Pakistan
Qatar, Russia, Suriname
Turkey, Uruguay, Vietnam
Hungary, Iran, Japan, Kazakhstan, Libya, and Mongolia
Norway, Oman, Pakistan
Qatar, Russia, Suriname
Turkey, Uruguay, Vietnam
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Algeria, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Dominica, Egypt, France, the Gambia
Hungary, Iran, Japan, Kazakhstan, Libya, and Mongolia
Norway, Oman, Pakistan
Qatar, Russia, Suriname
Turkey, Uruguay, Vietnam
Hungary, Iran, Japan, Kazakhstan, Libya, and Mongolia
Norway, Oman, Pakistan
Qatar, Russia, Suriname
Turkey, Uruguay, Vietnam
Knocking me down onto the platinum ground
Woke up in a beautiful dream
Woke up in a beautiful dream
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Knocking me down onto the platinum ground
Woke up in a beautiful dream
Woke up in a beautiful dream
Hey!
Hats off to the things you don't say
Why?
So what's up with the side-eye?
Hats off to the things you don't say
Why?
So what's up with the side-eye?
December 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hey!
Hats off to the things you don't say
Why?
So what's up with the side-eye?
Hats off to the things you don't say
Why?
So what's up with the side-eye?
What're we gonna do with these bones?
What're we gonna do with these bones?
What're we gonna do with these bones?
December 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What're we gonna do with these bones?
What're we gonna do with these bones?
What're we gonna do with these bones?