Make a blorbo, rotate them in your head, obsess over them. Develop an entire world for them to live in with other blorbos, & with lore.
be free, be cringe!
be free, be cringe!
February 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Make a blorbo, rotate them in your head, obsess over them. Develop an entire world for them to live in with other blorbos, & with lore.
be free, be cringe!
be free, be cringe!
Those songs you recognize are good but you don't really care for them so you just leave them in the playlist but never listen to them.
February 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Those songs you recognize are good but you don't really care for them so you just leave them in the playlist but never listen to them.
If you're cold; they're cold.
Bring them inside.
Bring them inside.
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If you're cold; they're cold.
Bring them inside.
Bring them inside.
You are not immune to "big robot cool!"
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 PM
You are not immune to "big robot cool!"
She may not be real, & she may be a robot, but I still respect her pronouns.
January 22, 2026 at 9:49 PM
She may not be real, & she may be a robot, but I still respect her pronouns.
Going to go demon my core, brb.
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Going to go demon my core, brb.
I'm not like, suicidal suicidal, but I really wouldn't mind if I just died.
January 19, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I'm not like, suicidal suicidal, but I really wouldn't mind if I just died.
You get 1 set of appliances that last for most of your life, any new ones after that last a few years tops.
January 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
You get 1 set of appliances that last for most of your life, any new ones after that last a few years tops.
My stress-relief strategy is to be not stressed in the first place. If that fails then I just shut down.
January 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
My stress-relief strategy is to be not stressed in the first place. If that fails then I just shut down.
What do you mean I need to return the card after the customer gives it to me?!
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
What do you mean I need to return the card after the customer gives it to me?!
Additional New Years Resolution:
Learn how ":", ";", & "-" work.
Learn how ":", ";", & "-" work.
January 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Additional New Years Resolution:
Learn how ":", ";", & "-" work.
Learn how ":", ";", & "-" work.
Sorry I'm illiterate; English doesn't spell things completely phonetically & it makes it hard to remember how things are spelled.
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Sorry I'm illiterate; English doesn't spell things completely phonetically & it makes it hard to remember how things are spelled.
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
TF do you mean it's over 20C?!
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
TF do you mean it's over 20C?!
Looks like I have to commit mitosis later. I tried to talk 'em out of it, but they wouldn't budge. Guess there will be 1 too many of me later.
Thankfully, I have a plan for these kind of situations, I've dealt with them before.
Thankfully, I have a plan for these kind of situations, I've dealt with them before.
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Looks like I have to commit mitosis later. I tried to talk 'em out of it, but they wouldn't budge. Guess there will be 1 too many of me later.
Thankfully, I have a plan for these kind of situations, I've dealt with them before.
Thankfully, I have a plan for these kind of situations, I've dealt with them before.
I forgot the "I" in team, fuck!
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I forgot the "I" in team, fuck!
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We artists use multiple layers specifically so we can go "Whoops, wrong layer."
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We artists use multiple layers specifically so we can go "Whoops, wrong layer."
All I want to do is walk around with slightly eerie, melancholic, & calming music playing as ambience.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
All I want to do is walk around with slightly eerie, melancholic, & calming music playing as ambience.
I wish I could just let go of my mortal form & become my true self. It would be so much easier than all this "discovering yourself" & "Listen to your heart" bullshit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I wish I could just let go of my mortal form & become my true self. It would be so much easier than all this "discovering yourself" & "Listen to your heart" bullshit.