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Tee Haitch (he/him)

@toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social

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Building science nerd. My background is typical. Bachelor’s from U of Rangoon, varsity luge captain. I designed meat helmets. As an insolent junior engineer I was placed in a mylar bag and beaten with slide rules. Pretty standard, really.

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Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 20h

There's a farmers' market in Martha's Vineyard that will be very disappointed at not being able to offer artisanally crafted, imported cervelles du connard.

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 20h

There's a farmers' market in Martha's Vineyard that's very disappointed at not being able to offer artisanally crafted but imported sweetbreads.

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d

I hope you're happy: Alan Dershowitz has been forced to issue a statement on the fake Post headline

Tweet from Alan Dershowitz
@AlanDersh

A fake headline is circulating saying that I promised "to blow my brains out on live tv" if Momdani wins. I will contribute $180 ( chai) to Momdani's reelection campaign if anyone can show I actually said it. I did not. I will continue to oppose Mayor Mamdani's anti semitic and anti Israel bigotry, but I will do it with my brains intact.

9:14 AM • Nov 5, 2025 • 24.4K Views

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 20h

Do not google "getting hit hard with a foot-long."

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Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 21h

Ouch. We have a yeast allergy here. A tough adjustment, good luck.

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 22h

I believe that Sean Duffy has brief, very brief, glimmers of self-awareness when he realizes how far in over his head he is. Then he changes his undies and rage tweets until the feeling subsides.

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 23h

Is this the same ADL? www.jta.org/2025/10/01/u...

ADL deletes 'Glossary of Extremism and Hate' amid flurry of right-wing criticism - Jewish Telegraphic Agency

The deletion came a day after Elon Musk called the ADL a "hate group."

www.jta.org

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 23h

Anthony Hopkins playing serial killer Hannibal Lechter, remembering how he sipped a nice chianti.

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 23h

Squeezing the potatoes, oh my!

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 1d

The bold face lair, is that where you get up to italic antics?

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

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Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's spelled Douche-Hat.

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 1d

The concept of a "center" between two symmetrical extremes right now is an illusion. The far left and far right are not even comparable right now with their power, their actions, and their policy. Seriously, it's purple hair vs. political imprisonment.

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, the vice potato's half brother is NY Rep Mike Lawler's twin brother?

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 2d

What was that, Mayonnaise?

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 2d

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom" could be a line even if things did get randy in the jury room.

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 2d

What was that, Mayonnaise?

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 2d

What was that, Mayonnaise?

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 2d

"You can't just go around throwing stuff at people because you're mad," said the attorney defending people who shoot people in the face with pepper balls, bean bags, and tear gas canisters. Because they're mad.

www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...

A 23-year veteran of the US Border Patrol said he was not injured by the sandwich toss, but said he could feel its impact through the ballistic vest he was wearing. It came apart and "kind of exploded" when it struck his chest.

"I could smell the onions and mustard," he said.

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 2d

Bleccchhh!

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 2d

Blecchhh.

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 2d

Yes.

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 2d

Is that why his cheeks are always so rosy when he takes the podium? That little imp!

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 3d

Has he boofed yet?

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 5d

Just one of the many awful things about the current political climate is having fuzzy little turds like Ross think they’re hip or cool or with-it somehow. Thanks for the advice, weirdo.

Tee Haitch (he/him) @toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social · 5d

Should be called the "magazine."