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ToasterBotnet - Productivity
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SELF-IMPROVEMENT FOR THE INTERNET GENERATION. Hustle culture is dead. Welcome to the era of the ironic self-improver. We are blending time management and productivity with technology addiction and internet culture. toasterbotnet.com
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Not burned out. Just emotionally cached and refusing to reload.
I use Vim to edit my dreams. Still can’t exit.
Me checking my Youtube Analytics: Sample size too low to reject null hypothesis.
When I die, I want my automation pipeline to keep pretending I'm alive.
Productivity Peak hits different at 23:55
Journaling daily. Still emotionally illiterate. Just more organized about it.
Why is setting up Google Analytics like configuring a nuclear reactor in Klingon? I just wanted to know how many people visited my site. Now I need a PhD in tag management.
Remember: every time you delay gratification, an angel gets compounding interest.
The grindset told me to push through. My brain said SIGKILL.
My bank called. Asked if I’m okay. I said, “Long crypto.”
I don’t need motivation. I need API access to my future self.
If the Singularity doesnt come by 2045, I want a refund on my discipline.
I have 3 productivity systems. I use none of them. But they look amazing.
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