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@tofugargoyle.bsky.social
i dont know how to use this app but hi im gay and i like music, books, video games and spooky shit
he/they/it
he/they/it
wishing I could leave work early call that praying the pay away
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 AM
wishing I could leave work early call that praying the pay away
ok cool im 30 now (happy bday to me), judging from what people who've reassured me about my anxiety about that milestone have said I'm pretty much immediately become financially and mentally stable so looking forward to that
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
ok cool im 30 now (happy bday to me), judging from what people who've reassured me about my anxiety about that milestone have said I'm pretty much immediately become financially and mentally stable so looking forward to that
if my vape is cool mint flavoured then that basically counts as brushing my teeth right
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
if my vape is cool mint flavoured then that basically counts as brushing my teeth right
im sick of being poor cuz i have morals bro
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
im sick of being poor cuz i have morals bro
merry christmas, i just had diarrhoea in a train station bathroom
December 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
merry christmas, i just had diarrhoea in a train station bathroom
restarting my anti-depressants at the same time as starting T, I wonder if the libido changes will just cancel each other out
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
restarting my anti-depressants at the same time as starting T, I wonder if the libido changes will just cancel each other out
god bless the aussie healthcare system, just picked up my anti-depressants, testosterone, B12 injections and iron supplements for under $45
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
god bless the aussie healthcare system, just picked up my anti-depressants, testosterone, B12 injections and iron supplements for under $45
why do no pubs have decent smoking areas anymore it's either the sidewalk outside the venue or the fukn pokie room
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
why do no pubs have decent smoking areas anymore it's either the sidewalk outside the venue or the fukn pokie room
jesus fucking christ i am so god damn predictable
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
jesus fucking christ i am so god damn predictable
affirming my gender by leaving the toilet seat up despite sitting down to pee
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
affirming my gender by leaving the toilet seat up despite sitting down to pee
i think the only thing i'll miss about being perceived as a woman is the interactions in the lady's restroom. from what I've heard if you compliment a guy in the men's room you get shot on sight
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i think the only thing i'll miss about being perceived as a woman is the interactions in the lady's restroom. from what I've heard if you compliment a guy in the men's room you get shot on sight
guess who officially booked an appointment to start his HRT journey
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
guess who officially booked an appointment to start his HRT journey
Saw GDT Frankenstein last night and sure I have some hot takes but all I'll say here is that the entire cinema was loudly gasping in shock at the gore of the creation scene and all I could think was 'guys what movie did you think you were seeing'
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Saw GDT Frankenstein last night and sure I have some hot takes but all I'll say here is that the entire cinema was loudly gasping in shock at the gore of the creation scene and all I could think was 'guys what movie did you think you were seeing'
i think we as a society should start doing to christianity what white influencers who love acid and edm have done to buddhism
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i think we as a society should start doing to christianity what white influencers who love acid and edm have done to buddhism
i came to this planet to eat ass and kill myself and im all out of ass
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i came to this planet to eat ass and kill myself and im all out of ass
ignore how badly fried my hair is from the straightener but hey I dressed up as Gerard Way for my Halloween party
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
ignore how badly fried my hair is from the straightener but hey I dressed up as Gerard Way for my Halloween party
happy 9/11 to all who celebrate
September 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
happy 9/11 to all who celebrate
my body is a machine that turns spicy ramen into diarrhoea
September 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
my body is a machine that turns spicy ramen into diarrhoea
my queer journey been like
be bi girl at 14
be lesbian at 19
be genderfluid lesbian at 24
be lesbian transmasc at 27
be bi trans man at 29
I saw 'LGBTQ' and thought it was a checklist and I'm nothing if not thorough
be bi girl at 14
be lesbian at 19
be genderfluid lesbian at 24
be lesbian transmasc at 27
be bi trans man at 29
I saw 'LGBTQ' and thought it was a checklist and I'm nothing if not thorough
August 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
my queer journey been like
be bi girl at 14
be lesbian at 19
be genderfluid lesbian at 24
be lesbian transmasc at 27
be bi trans man at 29
I saw 'LGBTQ' and thought it was a checklist and I'm nothing if not thorough
be bi girl at 14
be lesbian at 19
be genderfluid lesbian at 24
be lesbian transmasc at 27
be bi trans man at 29
I saw 'LGBTQ' and thought it was a checklist and I'm nothing if not thorough
y'all mind if a white boy fujo out a little tonight?
August 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
y'all mind if a white boy fujo out a little tonight?
no one in this bar knows I'm blasting vampires will never hurt you by my chemical romance in my headphones
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
no one in this bar knows I'm blasting vampires will never hurt you by my chemical romance in my headphones
guess who's officially a wage slave again cunts
August 20, 2025 at 8:51 AM
guess who's officially a wage slave again cunts
i need to get bbno$ pregnant
July 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
i need to get bbno$ pregnant
just managed to bleed through my pad, boxers, sweatpants AND dressing gown and stained my couch. once I finally get rid of this god forsaken vagina i'm gonna be so powerful
July 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
just managed to bleed through my pad, boxers, sweatpants AND dressing gown and stained my couch. once I finally get rid of this god forsaken vagina i'm gonna be so powerful
everyday I wake up like 'today will be the day I find a reason not to kill myself!' and it never is
May 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
everyday I wake up like 'today will be the day I find a reason not to kill myself!' and it never is